*** what is wrong with you idiots that pee in a bottle. my roomate does this too and its fken nasty. one time he had 2L bottles of cplus/mountain dew on his floor and i picked it up to drink some. he non-chanlanty said dont drink that its piss. im like what do u mean. he's like i pissed in it, i was too lazy to go to the washroom.
how do u even pee in a bottle, do you like jam it in first to make sure it doesnt spill? and omg don't you people wash your hands.
btw my roomate doesnt even play poker he is just lazy/disguisting
My girlfriend came over and saw mine to yesterday. I just told her I was sick....and didn't feel like moving on Friday night...although the grind was in progress. She told me I was gross as well. On a side note, she stole my Pokerstars monkey....damn whore.
I once saw a documentary about people who had an irresistible urge to collect everything. Old newspapers, total garbage, everything. One of them collected his own piss and ****. Then sometimes he would have a moment of clarity and go "WTF am I doing?" and get rid of all the piss and ****, but then after a while he would start collecting it again. He would go out at night and search trash cans for things to collect. "I'm selective" he said, while picking up a newspaper from a trash can, "I don't collect everything, I only collect things that I like. I don't want this," he showed the newspaper, it was about horse racing,"because I don't like horse racing."
i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.
i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb bitch i hope shes dead now.
Dribble the pissy goodness all over her crotch while she's asleep, then laugh at her for peeing the bed like an emo kid. She'll either claw out your eyes or dump you. Either way, you won't have to listen to her anymore.
(This makes me a gender traitor, I know, but I don't like my fellow women that much anyway.)