Beat: GF lost ~$1200 on Sunday Mill sattys - Page 3

all these "I took a shot and lost" threads have predictable villians.

I want someone with a "My grandmother hacked my account while scubadiving for her own nemo" type drama

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01-14-2010 , 09:24 PM

#52

iJack

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Did you have good bye sex? And then tell her GTFO? I would ave

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01-14-2010 , 09:25 PM

#53

DarkMysticx

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Originally Posted by cheeseonly

i think you're overvaluing her felatial skills

I think you're undervaluing your sperm count.

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01-14-2010 , 09:25 PM

#54

Snipa

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lol i bet she was like YESSSSSSS when she won the 180 man.

She did actually win about $800 overall.

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01-14-2010 , 09:27 PM

#55

NEED__MOAR__BBV

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step 1: say you forgive her

step 2: get married in vegas as cheap as possible

step 3: take out life insurance for her if she dies

step 4: get shovel

step 5: hit her

skip to step 9 if you dont want step 6 onwards pussy

step 6: bury for giggles

step 7: dig up

step 8: wash corpse

step 9: drive car into tree roll out before hitting

step 10: place body in car smack it up with shovel

step 11: claim

genius

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01-14-2010 , 09:28 PM

#56

PenaltyMan

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lol probably should have found ways to make it up to you man.
I think you insta-folded your relationship without value-betting with suggestions.

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01-14-2010 , 09:36 PM

#57

ac on

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Originally Posted by BartJ385

lol @ breaking up with gf over money

Super EV- to have a degenerate gambler as a significant other, imo.

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01-14-2010 , 09:36 PM

#58

pokerisriggedobv

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So epic

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01-14-2010 , 09:37 PM

#59

BitchiBee

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kicking her out like that is a pretty ****ty thing to do :/

I mean I'd probablly do the same, but its still a ****ty thing to do.

Although I can't wrap my head around how your now screwed by being out 1.2k, thats like one weeks worth of expenses

. Something doesn't add up.

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01-14-2010 , 09:38 PM

#60

mike4583

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I don't understand how she won at her second attempt and decided one ticket wasn't enough.

Also you said you woke up at 6am, no poker player wakes up at that time. Some serious holes in your story man.

Anyway, you need to go talk to her and ask her what she is going to do to make it up to you. Put the ball in her court. And if she has no answers, then i suggest you put the ball in her court.

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01-14-2010 , 09:38 PM

#61

NEED__MOAR__BBV

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was a cold thing to do even if i had gf LOL ok loling aside no way i would be like that in the true world

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01-14-2010 , 09:40 PM

#62

ac on

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Originally Posted by BartJ385

Just saw that list; changed my mind. Be glad you got rid of her before she was able to take up a loan on your name. What a weird chick.

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01-14-2010 , 09:42 PM

#63

cheeseonly

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in a $3 R 180man right now, no rebuy no add-on

if I win this it would be epic

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01-14-2010 , 09:54 PM

#64

PGNX

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Busto? Couldn't find to rail

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01-14-2010 , 09:55 PM

#65

bears3434

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Originally Posted by cheeseonly

in a $3 R 180man right now, no rebuy no add-on

if I win this it would be epic

after about 10 mins.... FAIL

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01-14-2010 , 09:56 PM

#66

cheeseonly

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out in 162nd, forgot how to play a rebuy if you don't have a rebuy

77<A10

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01-14-2010 , 09:56 PM

#67

BartJ385

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Originally Posted by mike4583

Also you said you woke up at 6am, no poker player wakes up at that time. Some serious holes in your story man.

Stop making up stuff.

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01-14-2010 , 09:57 PM

#68

worpler

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lol...epic fail.............bustoville.

steaks anyone?

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01-14-2010 , 10:00 PM

#69

pimp_named_ak

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Originally Posted by Ce1ska

GF:I lost a lot of money
OP:WAT, How much is left?
GF:

Spoiler:

Lol awesome.

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01-14-2010 , 10:00 PM

#70

Darkhours

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Originally Posted by elocutionist

so she qualified for the million 2 or 3 times, unregistered to try again ?

Shes a keeper, just needs some self discipline.

Wish I could qualify 3 times in 13 tries.

maggie the monkey could win 3 of 13 in a hyper turbo, it's more like bingo than even bingo is.
Not only would I tell her to GTFO, I would share this with everyone you both know. Humiliation is decent revenge.

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01-14-2010 , 10:03 PM

#71

CBorders

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I played with you yesterday in either a 12/180 or a 36, I can't recall. I'll consider staking you for $2/180's if you'll send pics of your girlfriend.

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01-14-2010 , 10:04 PM

#72

kb coolman

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Thread is worth the lulz. I don't play on Stars anymore, but I logged in and saw I still had $4 in my account. Just shipped you another BI for the 180, OP. GL.

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01-14-2010 , 10:04 PM

#73

fafri

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Tell her to post in degen topic.
But good thing u get rid of the girl, she would have dump you as soon as she found funds to play with, extreme degen girl.

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01-14-2010 , 10:05 PM

#74

cheeseonly

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Originally Posted by mike4583

have u never woken up in the middle of sleeping? I know it's impossible, huh?

also, the relationship wasn't that great to begin with, only together for 2 months and I can get another girl, preferrably one that isn't a secret degen