LULZ TEH DOORS

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lol. Perfect. Now I'm picturing a sweaty King Fish naked in a hotel room with whiskey and a handgun, smashing the mirror, crying, and staring up at the ceiling fan.

$14K in your account with a password that your dad can easily guess?? Sorry to hear your loss, but c'mon man, you need to protect your roll better than that. I don't even have $1K in my account and I periodically change my password.

<3 King Fish

lol at this being fake

He was over at your place, played over 2000 hands, and you never noticed him playing once? I highly doubt he was playing more than 1 table, so that is quite a bit of time that you never noticed he was playing.

sorry, but lol at the thread title. this must be 24 pages of rofl's.

this is one post of lmao

Epic read imo

ouch, you are nice for not laying into your dad.

fake until you post the hands your dad donked and won otr!

I want to see the biggest pots your Dad won.

another great lesson passed down through the generations

posting in epic thread!


dont worry OP the poker gods will grant you some mtt karma real soon

what can I say, tat really sucks man.

hopefully you will be a bit more careful in the future.

and hopefully 14k isn't THAT much to you.

gooooood to knoww

If you're playing for so much money, wouldn't your parents know?

Change you nick to Prince Fish!

shipping the nickles at its best

This is the sickest....ever

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I am glad I have been paranoid in the past and have huge passwords and different ones for everything and an RSA token... $14k....town the tubes? Same password as firewall? You give this password out? No RSA token?


That was really STUPID dammit dude 14k?????



sry dude hope you grind it back up though.... and that this is not a huge level

update?

RagingBull: "No, Fish... I AM your father"
King Fish: "No000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Christttt.. Maybe u should tell ur dad so when u grind back to 7k he won't go busto.

Got FTP roll back to about $3400 grinding NL100 rush. Boring as anything..had to constantly jab myself with a fork to stay awake. Saw a super juicy 3-6 sh game (4-tables) that I could not pass up.. ...Yatta Yatta Yatta...down to $250...back to 100NL to grind FML...deposit $600 for first time in years cuz they wont let me deposit more in a 24 hour period thank you uiega...go back to 100NL rush grind back to $2200 put toothpicks in my eyes to stay awake.

RagingBull then says he gonna gift me $1k I say woohoo ship da manies he then backs down like a Raging Bitch.

Took weekend off cause I hate 100NL and will probably switch to 200NL when I reach 3k and then flip with some degen or something at 5/10 PLO. Have not yet entered a donkament due to unpredictable baby but i have been assured by poker gods that the next time I enter the Sunday Guarantee I will ship da manies.

Rakeback at 100NL sucks so hard it tilts me.

Sent email to UB asking for superuser account but still waiting to hear back from Hunter.


Oh, and I got a Security Key ldo.

Don't play rush it is the spawn of the evil one.