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05-29-2008 , 03:14 PM

ShowUthExit

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there are a bunch of these on youtube now, most dont have commentary, but this guy is making like hes a CR pro or something playing a $5 sng, says some pretty hilarious things along the way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6jO-OO5E-0

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05-29-2008 , 03:20 PM

qpac09

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my favorites are the gder vids. he likes to warm up with some play money tourneys first.

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05-29-2008 , 03:23 PM

Cosines11

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my favorites are the gder vids. he likes to warm up with some play money tourneys first.

lol. awesome.

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05-29-2008 , 03:29 PM

pokerloser10056

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Those who only play with paint are scard of paint. Classic...LOL

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05-29-2008 , 03:35 PM

boohaa12

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wish i could watch youtube at work. but i like the paint quote lol

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05-29-2008 , 03:38 PM

Chargers In 08

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I'm gonna check to see if i can see a free flop.......I do.

wow

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05-29-2008 , 04:49 PM

Paaalli

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HAHAHAHAHA,

K high is a very good hand, its almost as good as ........ an ace high.

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05-29-2008 , 05:54 PM

IchoiBoy

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some great lines:

"She's gonna be a tough opponent to beat because she really plays nut hands, but if I can draw out on her I think I'll do very well."

also I was tilted like crazy watching him try to use the awful slider bar trying to raise to t600 preflop when he could have easily just hit pot.

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05-29-2008 , 06:27 PM

TheCanoe

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I shipped that guy $10 for the lesson. Pretty good imo

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05-29-2008 , 07:22 PM

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Biko

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I'm gonna go ahead and bet with pocket Aces...

lol

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05-29-2008 , 07:33 PM

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NoLimitLeagues

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good read: while looking at the replay and his opponents hole cards he says, "im assuming they were suited"

another good read: she only plays paint.

some good advice: "just knowing that you are aggressive can help your tournament play very very much."

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05-29-2008 , 07:36 PM

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Panthro

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I'm gonna go ahead and bet with pocket Aces...

lol

revolutionary indeed

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05-29-2008 , 08:11 PM

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r0eKY

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i made it like 1 min into this unwatchable imo. funny how he disabled comments and rating

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05-29-2008 , 08:20 PM

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dpickles31

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It's a good card because its a jack.

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05-29-2008 , 08:45 PM

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ShowUthExit

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'its pretty much a good fold for her preflop, cause I raised preflop'

'the blinds go up very quick on full tilt so you need to be extremely aggressive and very careful'

im searching this guy every 5 mins, but he hasnt been online yet, I wonder if he went busto,

last one soo fkn funny 'Ive got 22 here Im gonna go ahead and uhhh put it all in, the reason being that if she calls this Im still 52% or... maybe a little less than that but at best its a coin flip situation.' hahaha

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05-29-2008 , 08:48 PM

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En Passant

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lol, no way this is real

who else is with me in changing that paint theory into an axiom?

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05-29-2008 , 08:53 PM

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BenFolds

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The comments are funny enough, but the real humor comes from his confident tone. He really, REALLY thinks he's a professional with a lot of insight to offer.

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05-29-2008 , 08:53 PM

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vetiver

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"you need to be extremely aggressive and very careful"

hahaha, there are way too many times where he says something making me think "oh this is a funny level" but then he'll immediately follow that with something that sounds like he's just ******ed

A+ level or failure pokerjoker3

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05-29-2008 , 08:54 PM

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vetiver

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Originally Posted by En Passant

lol, no way this is real

who else is with me in changing that paint theory into an axiom?

definitely axiom. if they only play paint, it makes sense that they fold to paint.

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05-29-2008 , 09:00 PM

#20

Margin Of Error

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There is no way this is not a level. Guy sounds too serious.

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05-29-2008 , 09:01 PM

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En Passant

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as much as i am laughing, i was probably much worse when i started

also, this tough fish vid is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvj9VTHUCzc

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05-29-2008 , 09:28 PM

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me<--ship

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this is awesome..
chickpeas obv knows whats up

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05-29-2008 , 09:30 PM

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vetiver

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all of pokerjoker's posted vids are jokes/levels, so to reiterate: A+ level.

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05-31-2008 , 06:29 PM

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best part is when he has J9 in the BB and she limps and he goes "J9's a good hand, I'm gonna go ahead and check and see if I can see a free flop..." He checks and the flop comes out. "...and I do." Hahahaha!

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