Shipitfools:

I've been playing pit games since I was like 16 or 17. Started with $5 blackjack, then $15, then $25..

When poker started I won more on my first session then I ever won on any single blackjack seating.

As for poker, thinking of the most heart-breaking sessions, even in today's days (when I have a good job, a life roll and play bigger), it is extremely rare to lose the amount of money I would lose in a week's time during my early 20's before poker was popular. And even then I've made countless comebacks.

As for Password, I don't mind his hate and trolling as much as him coming in here and calling me a liar. There is nothing I hate more in this world than someone calling you a liar for something that's completely common and believable.

"Nice shoes, where did you buy them from?"
"X store, for $120"
"Those are not $120 at X's"
"Ok I'm lying about my shoes"

I dont have many, new ones wouldve been disqualified. There were quite a few gimmick votes for pwgh though. Mtt prolly won the popular vote anyhow

Password and dj1c2c

I am calling on the mod's to move this thread, on the basis that it fails to meet any of the criteria for posting in this forum. It is not related to poker in any way and it contains no bad beats, no brags, and no variance.

Everything was clearly OP's fault. As he said himself,
so there are no bad beats here.

I see no brags here either. Where is he bragging? I guess he might see the part where he is yelling at blameless employees as a brag. But the way it's written, it's not like a brag, it's more like "this is who I am, this is how I roll."

As for variance, what, in Pai Gow? It's not poker, it's a pit game with a big built in edge for the house. I don't see how you claim variance here, at least not in the way the term is used in poker.

For these reasons I call on the mods to move this thread to where it belongs, Other Gambling Games in the General Gambling section.

Well technically it's called Pai Gow POKER. Just "Pai Gow" is playing with dice tiles.

so it that PWGH gone now and banned? thank god!

Just 1 month

haha that prick got what he deserved!

that may have been a little harsh, Password wasnt that bad, i didnt think he deserved to be banned.

Cussing out the dealer is high level strats

"Phone's gotta be put away though" F U man! You just took $2,000 from me on eight consecutive hands and you're gonna tell me to my face that I'm a ****ing cheater? F O.

If I ever decide never to return to a casino, I will get myself banned in style. Like throwing cards at the dealer, or coffee, or splash chips into his trey. It'll be epic.

just dont go too far and assault

I wanted to comment constructively at first and express my disdain for a d-bag insulting an employee at work, but post #3 is actually best answer.
Still can't believe that guy is not perma-banned.

After reading the title, I was expecting OP to be Borovitz....