wow this thread is ****ing terrible please never post again

this


Terrible misplay. What did you hope to gain by explaining anything. When you insert "the games were good" or "wsop" into your conversation in the first place you just sound like an idiot to your average person. Why would you even say something like "the games are good" to someone who doesn't know what that means? Let alone a girl you are trying to flirt with.

Way to be a nerd...Should have played that totally differently imo.

did she ask how much you lost?

I would have closed the chat and logged off when I saw "Right. someday that will all catch up with you". My girlfriend isn't the greatest speller, but she's not a complete idiot like that broad. At least you two share appreciation of movies that gratuitously overuse the word f--k.

Mentioning The Lonesome Crowded West in your title is somewhat redeeming.

awesome.

hahaha scareface

Unfortunately the majority of my "real" friends are sleeping at 4am on Monday nights due to school and work.

I wouldn't call texting a girl a major event in my life.

iphone obv.

agree

Will do, I look forward to your continued contributions to BBV.

Hence the "beat" in my post. However, I feel I recovered nicely. But it all reminded my of the thread about bringing up poker to people in real life. I posted this because I thought it was funny how people still don't understand poker. The only thing missing was the "how much did you lose" which I probably would have gotten if I didn't change the subject.

I don't think a girl not understanding poker makes her an idiot. She just doesn't have exposure to it yet.

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Agree.

whyd idnt you just say you were partying in vegas or something. girls are dum and should be lied to

You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend

"Right. someday that will all catch up with you"

"yeah maybe one day i'll be able to catch up to you"

"in my lambo"

"that i bought with poker monies"

This girl dislikes poker, and can't spell...if my gf weren't the exact same i'd give you an epic fail, but I'd hate to fail myself (someone else do it for me)

+1 lol

No you're Hot!

No you're HOT MORE!

No uh, YOU ARE!

Op : this is the first time i talk to a girl , i must tell other 2+2users

Is anyone else getting the vibe that this girl is between the age of 30-40 and thinks she's SUPER hot but in reality probably just wears a lot of make up and feels like **** about herself? Maybe its just me...

[ ] chick can spell
[x] chick is cocky but insecure
[ ] pics yet


op you could do better

I'd just call her a donkey and sign off.

pics or gtfo

anyone asking for pics either doesn't know girls in real life, or is just replying with "pics or gtfo" because it is standard. most likely the former and not the latter.

This girl sounds like a real whore.

Well done OP...well done.

[x] Yes and no

haha i second this

[x] and []

HU strip poker if its all luck...tell her to put up or shut up. or speak to the judge.

girls are **** stupid. adjust ur reactions and what you tell them based on how hot they are.