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BEAT or BRAG: YOU decide (MY girlfriend is a sicko degenerate gambler)

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02-03-2009 , 07:08 PM

#26

its_just_me

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,288

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Originally Posted by spoonfox

oh i c wut u did there

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02-03-2009 , 07:09 PM

#27

tupac2384

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 618

wasn't there an awesome thread over the summer talking trash about op at wsop?

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02-03-2009 , 07:15 PM

#28

biggetje

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,959

lol some people a little sensitive to addictions

prepare for big trouble soon

. This cannot possible end well

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02-03-2009 , 07:18 PM

#29

Spinny

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 23

Queen Niche, imo.

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02-03-2009 , 07:19 PM

#30

Zacharrrr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 7,866

site and sn please.

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02-03-2009 , 07:23 PM

#31

Dan87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,079

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Originally Posted by Spinny

Queen Niche, imo.

yea for real send her to king niche he will know how to treat her right

(and take her $$ to the nosebleeds)

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02-03-2009 , 07:25 PM

#32

a5wantinga10

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,089

srsly OP just take her roll and play mahatma or FWF.

she's obv gonna busto it anyway so you might as well try to run hot HU

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02-03-2009 , 07:37 PM

#33

schundler

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,640

is your girlfriend shaun deeb?

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02-03-2009 , 07:41 PM

#34

scottyclark

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,143

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Originally Posted by schundler

is your girlfriend shaun deeb?

i wouldnt trade her for 2 shaun deebs!

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Originally Posted by Spinny

Queen Niche, imo.

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Originally Posted by Dan87

yea for real send her to king niche he will know how to treat her right (and take her $$ to the nosebleeds)

i like niche. not THAT much.

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02-03-2009 , 07:41 PM

#35

MattSuspect

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 13,690

want to marry your girlfriend

also this is so standard UB blackjack...

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02-03-2009 , 07:58 PM

#36

justperception

enthusiast

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 85

Tell us when she's busto.

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02-03-2009 , 08:00 PM

#37

scottyclark

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,143

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Originally Posted by justperception

Tell us when she's busto.

thread inception = countdown began

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02-03-2009 , 08:00 PM

#38

WallyD

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 196

I don't know. Having her meet King Niche might be too much for the poker world to take. It could be like in Timecop, where that guy from the future touches his past self and they kind of turn into a single blob then explode.

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02-03-2009 , 08:02 PM

#39

karimdaniel

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 404

lolz, she should be doing some other BJ

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02-03-2009 , 08:20 PM

#40

wet work

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,578

I could swear I've read this story on here before. Is this a repost?

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02-03-2009 , 08:28 PM

#41

NicReynolds

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,540

Def beat. Your gf is playing bj when she should be f-ing you or doing the dishes or sum such and shes prob already stealing from u and pawning your ****.

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02-03-2009 , 08:36 PM

#42

scottyclark

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,143

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Originally Posted by wet work

I could swear I've read this story on here before.

i previously told her July story in a post in someone elses thread

Last edited by scottyclark; 02-03-2009 at 08:43 PM. Reason: ill do a blow by blow of the meltdown here

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02-03-2009 , 08:48 PM

#43

SaulPaul

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 510

it really tilts me the way u wrote MY in caps

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02-03-2009 , 09:46 PM

#44

SooperFish24

adept

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,028

Archie Charas the female version.

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02-03-2009 , 09:49 PM

#45

thrasher789

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,543

make her take out 18k, go on vacation and let her spend some irl at a casino, save the rest, let her lose the other 2k thats left online or run it up into a billionz

also tell her not to smoke so much

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02-03-2009 , 09:52 PM

#46

TheRenaissance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,588

proper bbv material imo.
played bj for the first time for "proper" money this weekend myself and netted £300.
i might be hooked.

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02-03-2009 , 09:59 PM

#47

arvia1984

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 557

Can't you get into her account when she goes to get a beer and put some kind of daily betting limit in effect? I am definitely choosing Beat on this one...

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02-03-2009 , 10:01 PM

#48

crzylgs

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,878

what's her "system"? my money says martingaling.

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02-03-2009 , 10:05 PM

#49

arvia1984

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 557

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Originally Posted by crzylgs

what's her "system"? my money says martingaling.

That's what I was thinking too. And let me tell you -- I learned the hard way that THIS DOES NOT WORK. Oh, I was up $600 in the short run, but I lost it all plus about $200. Then, I didn't learn my lesson and tried similar strategies at roulette to lose about $500 more. Kind of idiotic for being the math person that I am.

Edit: But in hindsight, this pales in comparison to what I've lost in the stock market. And I had more fun losing money gambling.