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05-05-2011 , 07:30 AM

DanielKim

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 716

So, my friend's mom is a hot milf. I have tried many time to get this piece of fine ass in the sack.

Brag: i finally banged my friend's mom

Beat: my friend and i are no longer friends

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05-05-2011 , 07:33 AM

WolfTickets

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 174

One time I check-raised my friend's mom. He and I are no longer friends.

Also ...

1. Wrong forum.
2. Thread is worthless without pics.

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05-05-2011 , 07:35 AM

wayneking7

old hand

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,274

I have tried many time to get this piece of fine ass in the sack.
I have tried many time to get this piece of fine ass in the sack.
I have tried many time to get this piece of fine ass in the sack.
I have tried many time to get this piece of fine ass in the sack.
I have tried many time to get this piece of fine ass in the sack.
I have tried many time to get this piece of fine ass in the sack.

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05-05-2011 , 07:36 AM

wayneking7

old hand

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,274

Also,

Spoiler:

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05-05-2011 , 07:56 AM

theskillzdatklls

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4,920

did you try telling your friend to chill out because its not that big a deal if you think about it.

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05-05-2011 , 08:38 AM

DanielKim

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 716

Pics of his mom will only be posted if i get permission (this is only sensible seeing as i asked if i could bang his mom in the first place).

What does this have to do with poker? Almost nothing, except that i once (jokingly) challenged him to 'HU4Moms' playing nlhe freezeout.

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05-05-2011 , 09:00 AM

Acesfullofgarbage

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,743

Well I thought that this thread would be a disappointment and I was not disappointed.

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05-05-2011 , 09:18 AM

FitOrRaise

banned

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 284

Pics of friend or gtfo, also gfy.

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05-05-2011 , 09:22 AM

kazzzz

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,588

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05-05-2011 , 10:09 AM

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nismo9

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,548

Post pics of said mom so we can tell you whether it was worth losing friend

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05-05-2011 , 10:19 AM

#11

jball

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 218

Just the thought of using the word "milf" in a thread and not including pics just numbs the mind. What ever happened to good old fashioned manners and etiquette?

What are they teaching kids these days?

Now show some respect and provide the pics!

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05-05-2011 , 10:29 AM

#12

bahbahmickey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,719

Does anyone else believe that when someone requests pics in a thread they are let down somewhere in the ballpark of 99.65%?

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05-05-2011 , 10:38 AM

#13

FitOrRaise

banned

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 284

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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey

Does anyone else believe that when someone requests pics in a thread they are let down somewhere in the ballpark of 99.65%?

Yep, 99.65% of the time it just didn't happen.

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05-05-2011 , 10:42 AM

#14

donbabba

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,407

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Originally Posted by Acesfullofgarbage

Well I thought that this thread would be a disappointment and I was not disappointed.

This needs more love imo

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05-05-2011 , 11:02 AM

#15

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

probably a lie

pics could prove me wrong tho

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05-05-2011 , 11:05 AM

#16

interix

banned

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 560

pics or gtfo

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05-05-2011 , 11:20 AM

#17

Kamikam

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,766

Give OP 24h to deliver with pics or hit him with the banhammer.

Something tells me it wouldn't be the first time

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05-05-2011 , 05:08 PM

#18

adsss

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 645

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN WILL 2+2 LEARN THAT A GOOD SOLID BRAG IS WORTHLESS W/O GARPHS/PICS.

ZOMGZ

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05-06-2011 , 12:00 AM

#19

Toilet_Fart

banned

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 409

please post graph of milf or gtfo

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