... to the wrong address.

BEAT: Had two books (Moshman's SNG, HoC2) sent to my old dorm from Amazon.
BEAT: School sucks nuts at forwarding mail.

VARIANCE: Called School/Amazon, School clueless, Amazon says to check school's local PO.

BRAG: Call Amazon back, [new] guy says, "Oh man, these are great books, I've read them both. Here, let me just resend them for you. Can I get your new address?"
BRAG: Talked a little poker, got his FT tag.

VARIANCE: If I run hot, I'll end up with two of each book.

Oh, and
BEAT: guys ROI is -10% over 2500+ tournaments. Ouchies.

ur a dick lol

Invite him to a home game.

That is rude

The Amazon guy was pretty cool and reshipped you the books with no hassles after you made a bonehead mistake and you show his -ROI in tournaments complete with a graph?

nh. I wish you bad beats for the next 12 weeks.

he didn't post the guy's SN to be fair...

but obv if he works full time for amazon he isn't going to be an online pro.

[?] OP wins at poker

beat 1/2 NL live over a small sample
beat 10NL, haven't even taken a shot at 25NL cuz i'm trying to teach myself to be a BR NIT... oh, and i was $5 away from my 25BI profit rule and went on a nice downswing. also in the process of moving houses and then moving again back to college, so haven't really been playing to move up. should only take a week when i get back to playing.

And....

I mean, I didn't give away his name or anything, I just posted the graph.

The guy was completely cool I agree, and suggested I buy Holdem for Advanced Players.

He said he was a tournament player, and naturally, I love to sharkscope tournament players.

I would never give out his tag, but I do plan on shipping him some moniez when I deposit on tilt for rakeback when I settle down at school.

I thanked the dude a bunch, and am grateful for what he did. Besides, I didn't really screw up, because my school has an agreement to forward my mail to my current address, they just suck and have only sent me two notices of the bill I have already paid four times this summer, so I know they suck. My address was saved on amazon and I didn't think to check it. Slight slip for me, but the package is MIA, and not waiting for me somewhere.

I would invite him to my homegame, because he was cool and seemed maybe like 3-4 yrs older than me at most, with similar interests.

SO OVERALL, I AM A DICK, BUT THE GUY IS COOL. AND MY PENNYSTAKES POKER PAYS FOR MY BOOKS AND I'M NO GOOD AT POKER OR LIFE.