Ok just got off the phone with Kevbo. He still can't believe what happened, he said when he woke up today it was like twilight zone. He got some scoop on the girls and said a respectable source claimed the one hog was half-******ed/slow(not the super fat one, the one on the left in the titty suck vids). I'm pretty sure he's right she did look extremely monogoloidish like she had seven Y chromosomes and baboon strength. I also talked to the woman who works there who left home after her shift just prior to the madness. She asked me seriously if everything that happened last night was consenting and I said yes of course it was. I would never have been involved if there was any kind of indication someone didn't wanna be there doing it. Apparently the girls are claiming that they WEREN'T consenting and their creepy Indian gang member friends are lookin' for the Poolhall Pirate! I honestly hope my role in this chaos is done as it seems about ready to reach it's sleezy apex. God I hope I don't end up in court retelling this tale to a judge, sigh.
When are we going to replace photoshop threads with classic play-by-play voice over threads of this video? I'm ready to see a John Madden impersonator analyze this action.
OMG totally could not see it on the other formats so thanks for the youtube clip. Also... what the hell? that was crazy and kevbo is an animal for touching those disgusting women... I' just turned ghey!
Well...you have the proof to save the Pirate. You might wanna cut a deal...say free drinks for life?
BTW...it seems like the Pirate didn't need to roll either of them in flour to find the wet spot. However...if that had happened, I'm almost certain OP would have had cardiac arrest during filming from laughing too hard. The Pirate certainly could have used a crane's help in pulling of the tent sized shorts she was wearing.