depends ftw, ldo

I realize it's not rational, but no one can help him until he tells someone. It sounds like he's got enough people close to him that all he needs to do is work the courage up once to tell one of them, and everything will get much easier.

Maybe you disagree, but I'm not above motivating him to seek help by kicking him in the ass or using a little guilt. He goes into detail about planning this out to make sure his dogs and girlfriend aren't harmed, but he should think about how much pain he's going to dump on his family and girlfriend if he does this. That alone should be enough reason to seek help.

If people on this forum won't even make fun of you, think how understanding your family will be.

Dupe account FTW:

Last year, I fell in love with a girl who basically led me on for several months before publicly trashing and dumping me. Not knowing how to cope with it, I went to a frat party to drink away my sorrows, and met this random girl. SHe was a butterface, but I didn't really even care, I took her upstairs to a random guy's room at the house and got a hummer. Didn't give it another thought.

Then the next night I get a call from a random number, find out this girl stayed around and asked everyone she could find who I was (I never told her my name), and got my phone number randomly. As if this wasn't scary enough, she told me on the phone that "she was obsessed with me, couldn't stop thinking about me." Now, any normal person would immediately get away, but as I'm [censored] up, I decided to hit it again.

I get to her dorm room and she starts grabbing at my crotch IN FRONT OF HER ROOMMATES, so I naturally offer to take her to my apartment. It's too far though, so I just take her downstairs to one of the secluded music practice rooms and [censored] her on a piano bench. Anyone could've walked in on us, don't know why I did this.

So I don't call her for a week and don't answer her repeated calls. The next weekend I decide I want some more nookie, and since she's still calling, I answer and say I had a busy week and sorry for not getting back to her. I invite her over to my apartment, get her naked on my bed, and was going to go down on her but then I got a whiff and was completely revolted by the stench. Smelled like salty sewage. Should've been a cue, but the lights were off and I just wanted to SIIHP. So I started to, but then I felt some extra wetness getting onto my balls, more than should have been there from my experience. So I stop what I'm doing, and look down, and there's this dark liquid everywhere, all over the sheets, all over me, everything. I turn on the lights and she's bleeding like hell, this isn't something I ripped, it's her goddamn period. I'm not squeemish, I've [censored] girls in their period before, but I have never seen this much blood get all over the bed and me before. Absolutely disgusting. I get red in the face and tell her to GTFO of my room, she smiles and says "you wouldn't do that to me, we're in love, I love you." I kicked her out of my apartment without giving her time to get her clothes all the way back on, I'm sure she had to walk all the way back to her dormroom in bloody panties (it's only a mile walk so not too bad). I never talked to her again. Had to throw out my sheets, stained so bad by the blood that it wouldn't come out.

[censored] i forgot how cool this thread was

just spent a half day at work reading all this.


btw www.grouphug.us is more or less the same principle ?

anyway, very good read

Lol.

expert bumpz

i pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet.


so sick...

Looks like the lover has just revealed himself

i just read this thread all the way through.
OMG - bring this thread back to life!

ROFLMFAO

good job adanthar
this is the best thread ever on BBV.
better than the something awful version, 'coz its us.

<3 this thread

grimstarr?

I have alot of stories, but it is mostly mean things I did in HS to other people for really no apparent reason and the ridiculously massive amounts of cheating I did. No cool girl stories, so would that be interesting to read? I want to entertain the people who made me life all day at work today (i did feel kinda bad for the kid who killed the pregnant lady, if i was her husband u mite be dead right now)

ps. that grouphug site is fun to read as well

BUMP

best thread ever. more stories please.

I don't remember the password for that email account and don't have time right now anyway, but if anyone wants to start a sequel to this thread with the same rules, feel free (respected posters only please, I'd rather not have any unexpected dramabombs.)

best one yet???

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I cant even breathe after reading this one. brilliant

This is the best one.

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I dont know if this is really that bad. In college I lived in the frat house one year. Sometimes I would keep leftover food in the fridge if me and my roomates fridge was full.

If I didnt collect the food within 24 hours and it was gone I felt it was no big deal. Brothers get drunk and its a public fridge.

However, for a month our mini fridge was down and i had to keep my food in the public one and it kept getting eaten. When your in college, buying meals twice can add up.

So I had a friend help me make brownies but we put laxative in them. Of course the jerks who ate my food got sick.

Prenup, yo?

K... Love the thread but I'm tired of hearing depressing stories, time for a funny one (all my closest friends know this story):

Right out of high school I had an interview for Nintendo to be a product tester. So I'm running late to my interview obv and driving in an area very unfamiliar to me. I'm about 5 minutes away from the Nintendo campus and I really REALLY have to take a dump like never before in my life. The feeling didn't just creep up on me, it completely blitzed my bowels. Anyway, I'm trying hard to find a gas station, or some place where I can pull over quick and use a bathroom. Nothing but residential areas in upper-middle class suburbia. 2 minutes into my bowels totally pwning my (_o_), I absolutely can't take it and I have no idea how close I am to the Nintendo campus. So, I pull into a quiet, yet somewhat nice neighborhood and quickly park my car. No bushes around so I run into some dudes really nice backyard and take a gigantic crap on their back lawn. I find the nearest leaf and wipe my ass and head off to the interview.

Anyway, I finally get to my interview and I interview with the head of product development for Nintendo for about an hour and a half. To make the interview that more challenging to stay focused, the guy had one glass eye and the other one was cross eye. He would look down take notes, look up and both eyes would be messed up. We're talking much worse than that South Park teacher with saggy ( . ) ( . ). I couldn't tell which eye was the good one and which eye was the bad one. About 10 minutes into the interview, I told myself, eff it, I'm gonna focus on the right eye. Nicest guy in the world and we hit it off quite well. So well, he offered me the job on the spot. As I was walking out with him on the way out, I took a closer look and I realized I was looking at the fake eye the entire time. I'm not sure if that's bad or good but what an uncomfortable day that was.

Vagina Vampire

Worst confession ever???