ship

PokerStars Game #12044191496: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:06:45 (ET)
Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ICuRaRook (2030 in chips)
Seat 3: burns1986 (1983 in chips)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (3410 in chips)
Seat 5: meleader2 (1380 in chips)
Seat 6: Admooooooo (8135 in chips)
Seat 7: BadAfro (3322 in chips)
Seat 8: Butcho22 (1163 in chips)
Seat 9: Artsemis (3070 in chips)
burns1986: posts small blind 50
tilt_donkey: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tilt_donkey [Qc As]
meleader2: folds
Admooooooo: folds
BadAfro: raises 3222 to 3322 and is all-in
Butcho22: folds
Artsemis: folds
ICuRaRook: folds
burns1986: folds
tilt_donkey: calls 3222
*** FLOP *** [Th Jh 2c]
*** TURN *** [Th Jh 2c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jh 2c 7c] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tilt_donkey: shows [Qc As] (a pair of Deuces)
BadAfro: shows [9c Qd] (a pair of Deuces - lower kicker)
tilt_donkey collected 6694 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6694 | Rake 0
Board [Th Jh 2c 7c 2s]
Seat 1: ICuRaRook (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: burns1986 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (big blind) showed [Qc As] and won (6694) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 5: meleader2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BadAfro showed [9c Qd] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 8: Butcho22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Artsemis folded before Flop (didn't bet)

BIRFDAY IS RUINED

PokerStars Game #12044213343: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:07:59 (ET)
Table '61016944 4' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: atlwindsurf (1645 in chips)
Seat 3: Quicksilvre (7150 in chips)
Seat 4: on_thg (1840 in chips)
Seat 5: atazahn (5050 in chips)
Seat 6: bluto392 (2910 in chips)
Seat 7: Fleecey (2830 in chips)
Seat 8: IcarusJam (3750 in chips)
Seat 9: TeamSquirtle (7795 in chips)
IcarusJam: posts small blind 50
TeamSquirtle: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Kd Ad]
atlwindsurf: folds
Quicksilvre: raises 300 to 400
on_thg: raises 1440 to 1840 and is all-in
atazahn: folds
bluto392: folds
Fleecey: folds
IcarusJam: folds
TeamSquirtle: folds
Quicksilvre: calls 1440
*** FLOP *** [7s Ah 2d]
*** TURN *** [7s Ah 2d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ah 2d 3s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Quicksilvre: shows [Kd Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
on_thg: shows [4d 5d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
TeamSquirtle said, "expert shove"
on_thg collected 3830 from pot
Quicksilvre said, "arrrgh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3830 | Rake 0
Board [7s Ah 2d 3s Ks]
Seat 2: atlwindsurf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Quicksilvre showed [Kd Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 4: on_thg showed [4d 5d] and won (3830) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 5: atazahn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bluto392 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Fleecey (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IcarusJam (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: TeamSquirtle (big blind) folded before Flop

its all skill

PokerStars Game #12044161604: Tournament #61017973, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Pot Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:05:04 (ET)
Table '61017973 6' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Admooooooo (2035 in chips)
Seat 2: atazahn (1405 in chips)
Seat 3: jack492505 (1100 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Marl0 (11666 in chips)
Seat 5: FoChizzle (1560 in chips)
Seat 6: Insane Steve (4150 in chips)
Seat 8: Writer777 (4130 in chips)
Seat 9: burns1986 (2260 in chips)
Insane Steve: posts small blind 50
Writer777: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to burns1986 [Ad Kd Th 8c]
Marl0 said, "jhh?"
FoChizzle said, "HELL NAW"
burns1986: raises 250 to 350
Admooooooo: folds
Marl0 said, "bounty on admo's head amirite"
FoChizzle said, "there was in the HORSE THOUGH"
atazahn: calls 350
jack492505: folds
Marl0: folds
FoChizzle: raises 1200 to 1550
Insane Steve: folds
Writer777 said, "I am so bored"
FoChizzle said, "lol"
Writer777: raises 2580 to 4130 and is all-in
burns1986: calls 1910 and is all-in
atazahn: calls 1055 and is all-in
FoChizzle: calls 10 and is all-in
burns1986 said, "GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
FoChizzle said, "ACTION"
Writer777 said, "let's do this"
*** FLOP *** [Tc Qs 2h]
Marl0 said, "is admo chat banned or is he trying to tilt me"
Marl0 said, "LOL"
*** TURN *** [Tc Qs 2h] [4d]
Writer777 said, "5555555555555"
Marl0 said, "awsome"
*** RIVER *** [Tc Qs 2h 4d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Writer777: shows [As 5c 6s 5d] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
burns1986: shows [Ad Kd Th 8c] (three of a kind, Tens)
Marl0 said, "LOOOL"
burns1986 collected 1400 from side pot-2
FoChizzle: shows [Jc Ac Kh Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Writer777 said, "I am out"
burns1986 collected 465 from side pot-1
atazahn: shows [6d Ah 8d 9s] (a pair of Tens)
burns1986 said, "SHIP"
Marl0 said, "10 ball 1 time"
Writer777 said, "peace"
burns1986 collected 5670 from main pot
Marl0 said, "LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL"
Marl0 said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7535 Main pot 5670. Side pot-1 465. Side pot-2 1400. | Rake 0
Board [Tc Qs 2h 4d Ts]
Seat 1: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: atazahn showed [6d Ah 8d 9s] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: jack492505 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Marl0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: FoChizzle (button) showed [Jc Ac Kh Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 6: Insane Steve (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Writer777 (big blind) showed [As 5c 6s 5d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 9: burns1986 showed [Ad Kd Th 8c] and won (7535) with three of a kind, Tens

busto

But ship the 20 from kiwi again woot.


Im actually tilted right now after playing 3 of these at once. LOL [censored] DONKAMENTS.

Oh noooooo --- I wanted you to TAKE IT DOWN on your birthday

SOOOO AWESOME. Thought we were still playing razz, decided to give up, made a full house, and we were actually playing stud.

SHIPPP!!!


PokerStars Game #12044256824: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level IX (600/1200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:10:23 (ET)
Table '61018386 6' 8-max
Seat 1: Lo-Tan (1976 in chips)
Seat 2: Snoman13 (3406 in chips)
Seat 3: Fleecey (7147 in chips)
Seat 4: Y0da. (6348 in chips)
Seat 5: ZOMGdonk (15270 in chips)
Seat 6: cnew27 (4100 in chips)
Seat 7: bonoedge (5341 in chips)
Seat 8: Quicksilvre (9769 in chips)
ZOMGdonk: posts the ante 60
cnew27: posts the ante 60
bonoedge: posts the ante 60
Quicksilvre: posts the ante 60
Lo-Tan: posts the ante 60
Snoman13: posts the ante 60
Fleecey: posts the ante 60
Y0da.: posts the ante 60
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Lo-Tan [4h]
Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac]
Dealt to Fleecey [Td]
Dealt to Y0da. [Tc]
Dealt to ZOMGdonk [Jc]
Dealt to cnew27 [2d]
Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h]
Dealt to Quicksilvre [5s]
cnew27: brings in for 300
bonoedge: raises 300 to 600
Quicksilvre: calls 600
Lo-Tan: folds
Snoman13: raises 600 to 1200
Fleecey: folds
Y0da.: folds
ZOMGdonk: folds
cnew27: folds
bonoedge: raises 600 to 1800
Quicksilvre: folds
Snoman13: raises 600 to 2400
Betting is capped
bonoedge: calls 600
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac] [6c]
Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h] [9d]
Snoman13: bets 600
bonoedge: calls 600
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac 6c] [4c]
Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h 9d] [9h]
bonoedge: checks
Snoman13: bets 346 and is all-in
bonoedge: calls 346
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to Snoman13 [Ac 6c 4c] [8d]
Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h] [As]
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to bonoedge [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h As] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bonoedge: shows [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h As 2h] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
Snoman13: shows [Ks Qh Ac 6c 4c 8d Ad] (a pair of Aces)
bonoedge collected 8072 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8072 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Lo-Tan folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Snoman13 showed [Ks Qh Ac 6c 4c 8d Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Fleecey folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Y0da. folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ZOMGdonk folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: cnew27 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 7: bonoedge showed [Ah 9s 5h 9d 9h As 2h] and won (8072) with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 8: Quicksilvre folded on the 3rd Street





Also, [censored] the NL tourney. So rigged

PokerStars Game #12044290415: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:12:15 (ET)
Table '61016944 9' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Thalaivar (15912 in chips)
Seat 2: WorkPlease (1835 in chips)
Seat 3: atlwindsurf (1495 in chips)
Seat 4: Topshelf21 (1100 in chips)
Seat 5: bonoedge (935 in chips)
Seat 6: on_thg (3830 in chips)
Seat 7: EscobarsHero (2955 in chips)
Seat 8: jack492505 (745 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: IcarusJam (3700 in chips)
jack492505: posts small blind 50
IcarusJam: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bonoedge [4s 4h]
Thalaivar: folds
WorkPlease: folds
atlwindsurf: folds
Topshelf21: folds
bonoedge: raises 300 to 400
on_thg: folds
EscobarsHero: calls 400
jack492505: folds
IcarusJam: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 2d 4c]
bonoedge: bets 535 and is all-in
EscobarsHero: calls 535
*** TURN *** [Ad 2d 4c] [7h]
EscobarsHero said, "lol"
bonoedge said, "dammiut\"
*** RIVER *** [Ad 2d 4c 7h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bonoedge: shows [4s 4h] (three of a kind, Fours)
EscobarsHero: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
EscobarsHero collected 2020 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2020 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 2d 4c 7h Ks]
Seat 1: Thalaivar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: WorkPlease folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: atlwindsurf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Topshelf21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bonoedge showed [4s 4h] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: EscobarsHero (button) showed [As Ah] and won (2020) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: jack492505 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: IcarusJam (big blind) folded before Flop

Meh

Dealt to metalspork [Ad Kd]
atazahn: folds
Bad_Carma3: folds
Fleecey: folds
IcarusJam: folds
restonpoker: folds
metalspork: raises 90 to 120
atlwindsurf: folds
Quicksilvre: raises 290 to 410
Y0da.: folds
metalspork: raises 615 to 1025 and is all-in
Quicksilvre: calls 615
*** FLOP *** [9d Qs 5d]
*** TURN *** [9d Qs 5d] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [9d Qs 5d 8s] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Quicksilvre: shows [Qd As] (three of a kind, Queens)
metalspork: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Queens)
Quicksilvre collected 2080 from pot

What this hand history doesn't show is that as this hand started I put a bounty on CCs head.
I run so bad at being available to play these- but so well at my timing when I finally learn they are going.
First hand railing.

By a NL10 player lol.

FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU HORSE

Ninth place. Got sucked out on the river.

I has not the muneez

If it any consolation I went out very next hand with 88 vs AKs AIPF. Thelaivar rivered a gutshot.

[censored] BUBBLE BOY I OUTPLAYED THEM SO [censored] HARD THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW AWESOME I AM AND HOW GREAT I AM AT POKER AND YALL CAN GO EAT A BOWL OF DICKS AND I DONT EVEN CARE AND IM SORRY ABOUT THE RUNON SENTENCE BUT IM SO PISSED STARS IS SO RIGGED AND I HOPE THEY COOK IN A GREASEFIRE AND EMERGE UNSCATHED AND WITH A DELICIOUS MEAL.



PokerStars Game #12044568273: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level XI (1200/2400) - 2007/09/13 - 22:27:56 (ET)
Table '61018386 6' 8-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Artsemis (1866 in chips)
Seat 3: Fleecey (26502 in chips)
Seat 4: Y0da. (4829 in chips)
Seat 5: capt sukout (22306 in chips)
Seat 7: bonoedge (5677 in chips)
Seat 8: Quicksilvre (10695 in chips)
Fleecey: posts the ante 50
Y0da.: posts the ante 50
capt sukout: posts the ante 50
bonoedge: posts the ante 50
Quicksilvre: posts the ante 50
Artsemis: posts the ante 50
Fleecey: posts small blind 600
Y0da.: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bonoedge [Qd Ah]
bonoedge said, "it aint me"
capt sukout: folds
bonoedge said, "fo sho"
bonoedge: raises 1200 to 2400
Quicksilvre: folds
Artsemis: calls 1816 and is all-in
Fleecey: folds
Y0da.: raises 1200 to 3600
bonoedge: raises 1200 to 4800
Betting is capped
Y0da.: calls 1179 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7h 8s 3c]
*** TURN *** [7h 8s 3c] [5h]
bonoedge said, "nh"
*** RIVER *** [7h 8s 3c 5h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Y0da.: shows [3d 3s] (a full house, Threes full of Eights)
bonoedge: shows [Qd Ah] (a pair of Eights)
bonoedge said, "donk"
Y0da. collected 5926 from side pot
Artsemis: shows [2c Ac] (a pair of Eights)
Y0da. collected 6348 from main pot
bonoedge said, "rigggggggged"
Y0da. said, "that girl was a ho..... fo sho"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12274 Main pot 6348. Side pot 5926. | Rake 0
Board [7h 8s 3c 5h 8d]
Seat 2: Artsemis (button) showed [2c Ac] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: Fleecey (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Y0da. (big blind) showed [3d 3s] and won (12274) with a full house, Threes full of Eights
Seat 5: capt sukout folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bonoedge showed [Qd Ah] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: Quicksilvre folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #12044584424: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level XI (1200/2400) - 2007/09/13 - 22:28:52 (ET)
Table '61018386 6' 8-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: Fleecey (25852 in chips)
Seat 4: Y0da. (12274 in chips)
Seat 5: capt sukout (22256 in chips)
Seat 7: bonoedge (848 in chips)
Seat 8: Quicksilvre (10645 in chips)
Y0da.: posts the ante 50
capt sukout: posts the ante 50
bonoedge: posts the ante 50
Quicksilvre: posts the ante 50
Fleecey: posts the ante 50
Y0da.: posts small blind 600
capt sukout: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bonoedge [Th Jd]
bonoedge: calls 798 and is all-in
Quicksilvre: raises 1200 to 2400
Fleecey: calls 2400
Y0da.: folds
capt sukout: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [7c 8c 5s]
capt sukout: bets 1200
Quicksilvre: calls 1200
Fleecey: raises 1200 to 2400
capt sukout: calls 1200
Quicksilvre: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [7c 8c 5s] [6h]
capt sukout: checks
Quicksilvre: checks
Fleecey: bets 2400
capt sukout: calls 2400
Quicksilvre: calls 2400
*** RIVER *** [7c 8c 5s 6h] [Qh]
capt sukout: bets 2400
Quicksilvre: folds
Fleecey: calls 2400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
capt sukout: shows [4c 5h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
Y0da. said, "balls"
Fleecey: mucks hand
bonoedge said, "im the ****ing bubble boy"
capt sukout collected 24006 from side pot
bonoedge: shows [Th Jd] (high card Queen)
Y0da. said, "had K9"
Fleecey said, "OH NOES"
capt sukout collected 4042 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28048 Main pot 4042. Side pot 24006. | Rake 0
Board [7c 8c 5s 6h Qh]
Seat 3: Fleecey (button) mucked [7h 7s]
Seat 4: Y0da. (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: capt sukout (big blind) showed [4c 5h] and won (28048) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 7: bonoedge showed [Th Jd] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 8: Quicksilvre folded on the River


[censored] EM ALL.

PokerStars Game #12044676756: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Omaha Hi/Lo Limit) - Level XII (1600/3200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:34:04 (ET)
Table '61018386 10' 8-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ArtySpooner (11631 in chips)
Seat 2: Y0da. (21780 in chips)
Seat 3: jhon123 (12182 in chips)
Seat 4: smittymatt (15166 in chips)
Seat 6: ZOMGdonk (8290 in chips)
Seat 7: Fleecey (11507 in chips)
Seat 8: capt sukout (61944 in chips)
Fleecey: posts the ante 60
capt sukout: posts the ante 60
ArtySpooner: posts the ante 60
Y0da.: posts the ante 60
jhon123: posts the ante 60
smittymatt: posts the ante 60
ZOMGdonk: posts the ante 60
Fleecey: posts small blind 800
capt sukout: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Y0da. [Ah 3d Jh Jc]
ArtySpooner: calls 1600
Y0da.: raises 1600 to 3200
jhon123: folds
smittymatt: folds
ZOMGdonk: folds
Fleecey: folds
capt sukout: calls 1600
ArtySpooner: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [Qd 9c Qh]
capt sukout: checks
ArtySpooner: checks
Y0da.: bets 1600
capt sukout: calls 1600
ArtySpooner: folds
*** TURN *** [Qd 9c Qh] [7d]
capt sukout: checks
Y0da.: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qd 9c Qh 7d] [6s]
capt sukout: checks
Y0da.: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
capt sukout: shows [8h 7s 8s Ks] (HI: two pair, Queens and Eights)
Y0da.: shows [Ah 3d Jh Jc] (HI: two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Y0da. collected 14020 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14020 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 9c Qh 7d 6s]
Seat 1: ArtySpooner folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Y0da. showed [Ah 3d Jh Jc] and won (14020) with HI: two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 3: jhon123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: smittymatt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ZOMGdonk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Fleecey (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: capt sukout (big blind) showed [8h 7s 8s Ks] and lost with HI: two pair, Queens and Eights


lol omahaha

I have invented this mild profanity. Feel free to use it in your daily conversations. If a child hears you, tell him it's a breed of horse, and that if he's good you'll get him one. Then kick him in the balls the way HORSE did me.

its all skill part 2

PokerStars Game #12044778454: Tournament #61017973, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Pot Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:39:44 (ET)
Table '61017973 4' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Y0da. (4667 in chips)
Seat 3: jack492505 (175 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: burns1986 (25930 in chips)
Seat 5: sethypooh21 (9403 in chips)
Seat 6: Insane Steve (3925 in chips)
Seat 7: jfreels (3975 in chips)
Seat 8: Ramos247 (7539 in chips)
Seat 9: Velonese (2886 in chips)
Velonese: posts small blind 100
Y0da.: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to burns1986 [Qd 5d Tc Kc]
jack492505: folds
burns1986: raises 400 to 600
sethypooh21: folds
Insane Steve: calls 600
jfreels: folds
Ramos247: folds
Velonese: folds
Y0da.: raises 1900 to 2500
burns1986: calls 1900
Insane Steve: raises 1425 to 3925 and is all-in
Y0da.: calls 1425
burns1986: calls 1425
*** FLOP *** [Td 6s 8s]
Y0da.: bets 742 and is all-in
burns1986: calls 742
*** TURN *** [Td 6s 8s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Td 6s 8s 5c] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Y0da.: shows [Ad 2d Ac Qs] (a pair of Aces)
burns1986: shows [Qd 5d Tc Kc] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
burns1986 collected 1484 from side pot
Insane Steve: shows [As Jd Kh Qc] (high card Ace)
Insane Steve is sitting out
burns1986 collected 11875 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13359 Main pot 11875. Side pot 1484. | Rake 0
Board [Td 6s 8s 5c 4h]
Seat 1: Y0da. (big blind) showed [Ad 2d Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: jack492505 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: burns1986 showed [Qd 5d Tc Kc] and won (13359) with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 5: sethypooh21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Insane Steve showed [As Jd Kh Qc] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: jfreels folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Ramos247 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Velonese (small blind) folded before Flop

it was one of those wtf why isnt the money coming to me moments.... too many cards

BIRFDAY REALLY RUINED

PokerStars Game #12044876264: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:45:05 (ET)
Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Thalaivar (8257 in chips)
Seat 2: Quicksilvre (2527 in chips)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (6182 in chips)
Seat 5: meleader2 (2485 in chips)
Seat 6: Admooooooo (11816 in chips)
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (15403 in chips)
Seat 8: on_thg (20370 in chips)
Quicksilvre: posts small blind 100
tilt_donkey: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Js Jc]
meleader2: folds
Admooooooo: folds
TeamSquirtle: folds
on_thg: folds
Thalaivar: folds
Quicksilvre: raises 600 to 800
tilt_donkey: raises 5382 to 6182 and is all-in
Quicksilvre: calls 1727 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Tc 6d 4h] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6d 4h Ah] [8s]
Quicksilvre said, "noooo"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Quicksilvre: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
tilt_donkey: shows [2c Ad] (a pair of Aces)
tilt_donkey collected 5054 from pot
tilt_donkey said, "ship"
tilt_donkey said, "sorries"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5054 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 6d 4h Ah 8s]
Seat 1: Thalaivar (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Quicksilvre (small blind) showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (big blind) showed [2c Ad] and won (5054) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: meleader2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet)

So I get ninth place in HORSE and fourteenth place in NLHE, for exactly no muneez. YAY FOR ME

PokerStars Game #12044302449: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:12:55 (ET)
Table '61016944 9' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Thalaivar (15912 in chips)
Seat 2: WorkPlease (1835 in chips)
Seat 3: atlwindsurf (1495 in chips)
Seat 4: Topshelf21 (1100 in chips)
Seat 6: on_thg (3830 in chips)
Seat 7: EscobarsHero (4040 in chips)
Seat 8: jack492505 (695 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: IcarusJam (3600 in chips)
IcarusJam: posts small blind 50
Thalaivar: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EscobarsHero [8h 8s]
WorkPlease: folds
atlwindsurf: folds
Topshelf21: folds
on_thg: folds
EscobarsHero: raises 200 to 300
jack492505: folds
IcarusJam: folds
bonoedge [observer] said, "RIGGGGEEEEDDDD"
Thalaivar: raises 500 to 800
EscobarsHero: raises 3240 to 4040 and is all-in
Thalaivar: calls 3240
*** FLOP *** [Js Qc 5c]
*** TURN *** [Js Qc 5c] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Js Qc 5c 4s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Thalaivar: shows [Ad Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
EscobarsHero: shows [8h 8s] (a pair of Eights)
EscobarsHero said, "yep rigged"
Thalaivar collected 8130 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8130 | Rake 0
Board [Js Qc 5c 4s Ts]
Seat 1: Thalaivar (big blind) showed [Ad Kd] and won (8130) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 7: EscobarsHero showed [8h 8s] and lost with a pair of Eights

all you need is 1 out

PokerStars Game #12044955885: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:49:31 (ET)
Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Thalaivar (7491 in chips)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (9775 in chips)
Seat 5: meleader2 (2185 in chips)
Seat 6: Admooooooo (13216 in chips)
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (13703 in chips)
Seat 8: on_thg (20670 in chips)
meleader2: posts small blind 100
Admooooooo: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tilt_donkey [7d 8c]
TeamSquirtle: folds
on_thg: folds
Thalaivar: raises 400 to 600
tilt_donkey: folds
meleader2: folds
Admooooooo: raises 1200 to 1800
Thalaivar: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [5d Qd 7c]
Admooooooo: bets 4000
Thalaivar: raises 1691 to 5691 and is all-in
Admooooooo: calls 1691
*** TURN *** [5d Qd 7c] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [5d Qd 7c Th] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Admooooooo: shows [9c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Thalaivar: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
Thalaivar collected 15082 from pot
meleader2 said, "no comment"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15082 | Rake 0
Board [5d Qd 7c Th 9d]
Seat 1: Thalaivar showed [9s 9h] and won (15082) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: meleader2 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Admooooooo (big blind) showed [9c Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Main Event Winnar

Congrats, nice calldown near the end there when he was showing trips

Stars avatar has potential.

SORRRY ADMOOO FOR THAT ONE OUTER..

no chat on stars

PokerStars Game #12045163901: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 23:01:07 (ET)
Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Thalaivar (28107 in chips)
Seat 2: bluto392 (8960 in chips)
Seat 3: sethypooh21 (8430 in chips)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (6725 in chips)
Seat 5: meleader2 (1660 in chips)
Seat 6: WorkPlease (11630 in chips)
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (8528 in chips)
Seat 8: on_thg (21795 in chips)
Seat 9: 99killed (6165 in chips)
Thalaivar: posts the ante 25
bluto392: posts the ante 25
sethypooh21: posts the ante 25
tilt_donkey: posts the ante 25
meleader2: posts the ante 25
WorkPlease: posts the ante 25
TeamSquirtle: posts the ante 25
on_thg: posts the ante 25
99killed: posts the ante 25
WorkPlease: posts small blind 100
TeamSquirtle: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tilt_donkey [Th Jh]
on_thg: raises 400 to 600
99killed: folds
Thalaivar: calls 600
bluto392: folds
sethypooh21: folds
tilt_donkey: calls 600
meleader2 said, "this is my time to shine, boys"
meleader2: raises 1035 to 1635 and is all-in
WorkPlease: folds
TeamSquirtle: folds
on_thg: calls 1035
Thalaivar: calls 1035
tilt_donkey: calls 1035
*** FLOP *** [Jc Qh Tc]
on_thg: checks
Thalaivar: bets 1200
tilt_donkey: raises 3865 to 5065 and is all-in
on_thg: folds
Thalaivar: calls 3865
meleader2 said, "failure."
*** TURN *** [Jc Qh Tc] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Qh Tc 8s] [Qc]
bluto392 said, "someday you will fly"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Thalaivar: shows [8h 9d] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
tilt_donkey: shows [Th Jh] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Thalaivar collected 10130 from side pot
meleader2: shows [5d 6d] (a pair of Queens)
Thalaivar collected 7065 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17195 Main pot 7065. Side pot 10130. | Rake 0
Board [Jc Qh Tc 8s Qc]
Seat 1: Thalaivar showed [8h 9d] and won (17195) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: bluto392 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sethypooh21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey showed [Th Jh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: meleader2 (button) showed [5d 6d] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: WorkPlease (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: on_thg folded on the Flop
Seat 9: 99killed folded before Flop (didn't bet)