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07-23-2022 , 12:59 PM

#501

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 780

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I’m officially an old….

Heavy is the head that wears the crown!

Speaking of which:

Spoiler:

07-23-2022 , 01:56 PM

#502

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

RET I like you please be careful.

07-23-2022 , 04:02 PM

#503

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,657

The Honorary Mod of BBV has been infracted. Mr. RET's behavior will not be tolerated as long as the Sheep is Head Mod.

07-23-2022 , 04:19 PM

#504

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Hi Fister-poker,

I sent you much many IMs in response to your inquiry. Please to enjoy.

18 of them.

I feel like a girl who just changed her relationship status to single.

07-23-2022 , 04:52 PM

#505

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,331

NLO8 FT 7/8

guys what are all those weird pms?

07-23-2022 , 04:56 PM

#506

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

I dunno Fid is the one who started it.

07-23-2022 , 04:59 PM

#507

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Whoa I think I just have been drunk or passed out or something. YIKES!

07-23-2022 , 05:19 PM

#508

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,331

3/4

Maybe you should name a weekday after him to appease him, "Havenday".

07-23-2022 , 05:23 PM

#509

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,331

1/4

we could re-use mmmKay-Day

07-23-2022 , 05:27 PM

#510

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Gl Marph you can do this I believe in you 100%

07-23-2022 , 05:32 PM

#511

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,331

2/2

07-23-2022 , 05:39 PM

#512

MinusEV

Giftastic!

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 12,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We don't masturbate in my country. You wont go to jail if you do it but it's frowned upon, and you wont make any friends molesting yourself that way.

This is clearly not true.

Everyone knows Scandinavians are so hot and attractive, we can't keep our hands off ourselves.

07-23-2022 , 05:39 PM

#513

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

2/2

Congrats Morph 2nd is a great result you should be proud!

07-23-2022 , 05:40 PM

#514

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinusEV

This is clearly not true.

Everyone knows Scandinavians are so hot and attractive, we can't keep our hands off ourselves.

My lifetime goal is to die alone in a yurt in Norway.

Are you currently hiring or seeking male servitude of any type?

07-23-2022 , 05:43 PM

#515

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,331

made deal basically 50/50, I got one buck more

07-23-2022 , 05:44 PM

#516

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,331

KF if I ever had a garden would you be my garden hermit?

07-23-2022 , 05:50 PM

#517

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,202

He'd probably do better as a garden gnome

07-23-2022 , 05:54 PM

#518

MinusEV

Giftastic!

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 12,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

My lifetime goal is to die alone in a yurt in Norway.

Are you currently hiring or seeking male servitude of any type?

I'm afraid I can't match Sammys offer when it comes to house, relocation, bettering yourself and/or saving the world.

I can offer my full understanding, and support, of your need for a tv for the purpose of self-gratification though.

07-23-2022 , 06:01 PM

#519

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Sigrid or Frog Leap tickets? Can you get me those?

07-23-2022 , 06:03 PM

#520

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

KF if I ever had a garden would you be my garden hermit?

Yeah sure just need a tv and wifi and someplace private to “sleep.”

07-23-2022 , 06:05 PM

#521

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

made deal basically 50/50, I got one buck more

I’ve heard sometimes people make deals. It makes them feel like they won something without really having to be brave or fearless or test themselves. I admire folks who are able to do that. It’s much safer and can really take the V out of BBV!

Now I see why you do that.

Congrats on the win. You are a good poker player and formidable competition.

I may have bitten off more than I can chew. My live poker results have been virtually non-existent lately.

07-23-2022 , 07:01 PM

#522

MinusEV

Giftastic!

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 12,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Sigrid or Frog Leap tickets? Can you get me those?

No idea who Frog Leap is, but I did reach out to Sigrid.

She sent this response:

Spoiler:

07-23-2022 , 07:07 PM

#523

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinusEV

No idea who Frog Leap is, but I did reach out to Sigrid.

She sent this response:

Spoiler:

Omg she really wants to **** me? Absolutely YES!!!

And Frog Leap is Leo Marochioli. I just have a hard time spelling Marachioli. But usually fans of Leo M know what frog leap is.

So most likely me telling you who he is won’t matter. Because I def spelled his name wrong anyway and this video isn’t quite what we’d get at a live show.

But I wanted to listen to it cause I love all things Norway.