after paying a hypnotist some obscene amount of money to quit smoking, I managed to develop an addiction to porn. The lesser of two evils I suppose, but something to calm the nerves without the bad physical side effects (besides chaffing)

fastforward to last night. im 30 from the bubble in a bovada tourney with 3x the average stack. been relatively card dead for about 10 minutes so I grab my bong, take a monster rip, and pull up some free trailers on a popular porn site. I couldn't find anything worth watching until I get a web cam pop up from a tattooed emo/freaky looking bombshell. I click it, my whole screen turns blue. I get a message saying "you're anti virus software is out of date", please enter credit card info etc. Now despite what you all are probably thinking, I wasn't stupid enough to give my info. I do a system restore, doesn't work. So I go to best buy and end up paying $200 to have the virus removed and be signed up for a year of anti virus protection.

I of course was the bubble in a tournament where I was poised to make a huge run in. If I hadn't gotten bored and clicked on a gothic webcam I could've shipped the 5k

clicking pop-ups on a porn site. What could go wrong?

Can't wait for Morph's well. It's going to be nothing but memes

"you're anti virus software is out of date", please enter credit card info



solid

Story alone is worth 5k. Put your credidcard out in the open so we can start donate it back to you.

I think there was a bit of bad judgement starting this thread too OP

It seems you won the prize for best post in BBV today. Now pm me your creditcard info so I can pay you the prize money.

Wp op

This made me lol

Is it common for Internet players to watch porn during a tournament?