after ufc 118 that isnt too far off :P

Is that how long it takes police to respond to "girl kidnapped and tied to chair" accusations in your area?

Just donate it to charity.

Change your'e mind,this guy wins it all

Never thought I would so these words so many times on a fence before

anybody ever find the damn pic?

that was fun.

SHIP IT

this was supposed to say "you fail at google image search you ****ing dumbass" then i realized it was going to take way more time than i wanted to commit to something only i would find funny, so i stopped at "you fail at goo"

i find "you fail at goo" to be much funnier anyway, since, you know, it's white, and the implication here is that semen is white, and there can be all kinds of cum jokes made in reference to this pic

like:

While in the middle of intercourse one evening, the man unexpectedly tells his wife, "let me cum in your ear."

She replys, "No way! What if i become deaf?"

"Impossible" the man replies back, "I've cum in your mouth a million times and you never shut the **** up."