STOP READING THIS POST ITS [censored] USELESS

6.5 HOURS SESSION IM UP 8K

I LOSE [censored] $9500 IN 15 MINUTES AFTER THAT

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kill me

zomg graph and hh

move up and win it all back

tell us kirbies theorem again pls thnx

oops

basically won it grinding some shortstackers hu of 10-20 and 5-10, and playing 6max and fullring 5-10

then I played a regular deep hu 10-20. Lost about 5 buyins under 50 hands. I run good like that.

This [censored]'s wack.

Here's an example of a hand right before I start the 50 hands apocalypse. Preflop raiser is a total donk, the table is fishy, it's pretty standard.

Note that Andre had ACE 4 OF CLUBS.

No converter, deal with it.

Seat 1: mecanico ($3,554.50)
Seat 2: Kirbynatorz ($1,230.50)
Seat 3: tikitpapourl ($1,571.75)
Seat 4: BldZwtTrn ($1,261.25)
Seat 5: AndreSiToOo ($673.75)
Seat 6: MyKey22 ($1,223.50)
tikitpapourl posts the small blind of $5.00
BldZwtTrn posts the big blind of $10.00
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kirbynatorz[Ts Qd]
AndreSiToOo calls $10.00
MyKey22 raises to $30.00
mecanico calls $30.00
Kirbynatorz calls $30.00
tikitpapourl calls $25.00
BldZwtTrn folds
AndreSiToOo calls $20.00
*** FLOP *** [Qc Tc 8h]
tikitpapourl checks
AndreSiToOo checks
MyKey22 bets $50.00
mecanico calls $50.00
Kirbynatorz raises to $230.00
tikitpapourl folds
AndreSiToOo calls $230.00
MyKey22 calls $180.00
mecanico calls $180.00
*** TURN *** [Qc Tc 8h] [Td]
AndreSiToOo checks
MyKey22 checks
mecanico checks
Kirbynatorz bets $300.00
AndreSiToOo folds
MyKey22 calls $300.00
mecanico folds
*** RIVER *** [Qc Tc 8h Td] [9c]
MyKey22 bets $663.50 and is all-in
Kirbynatorz calls $663.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyKey22 shows [Kc Jc]
Kirbynatorz shows [Ts Qd]
*** SUMMARY ***
Board: [Qc Tc 8h Td 9c]
MyKey22 collects $3,004.00

Funny, I told a friend right before I called the all in "he's gonna show KJc"...

Sigh. Running UNG00T

(3rd month even in a row ? maybe...)

wow, that beat just put me on life tilt.

looks like a duplicate of of the Harmon vs Ziedman(sp) hand from the ME last year!
That just sux!!!

Except I'm sure OP doesn't have an ugly dyke haircut, ugly wrinkles and nasty [censored] dimples.

But yeah, I agree in theory.

WTF with the hating on Harmon.

not the sort of thing one should read while eating breakfast.

My head asploded..

Sick cold-deck, quit at hand x - 50, where x is the number of hands played.