UTG is the biggest NIT ever too....

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $25.00
BTN: $37.05
SB: $25.10
BB: $25.00
UTG: $25.11
UTG+1: $34.61
UTG+2: $28.06
MP1: $24.65
Hero (MP2): $28.01

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP2 with 2 2
UTG raises to $0.85, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.85, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.05) A 2 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.75, UTG calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.55) 2 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $2.85, UTG raises to $14.10, Hero calls $11.25

River: ($33.75) A (2 players)
UTG bets $8.41 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $8.41



I hate my life!


Edit: How to I get UTGs cards to be shown?

Good lord, my virgin eyes

[ ] almost folded
[x] failed slowroll

Chat from the hand...

Dealer: Hand #20750814941
Dealer: YYYYYYY has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: YYYYYYY has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: YYYYYYY has 15 seconds left to act
System: A $6+$0.30 SupTurbo Sat to MiniFTOPS #15 will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 3 seats will be awarded!
System: A $0.30+$0.05 $1 Main Event Satellite will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 30 seats will be awarded!
Dealer: XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: YYYYYYY has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: YYYYYYY has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXXX: god
XXXXXXX: i have quads
Dealer: XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXXX: so so sick
Dealer: XXXXXXX has requested TIME
Dealer: YYYYYYY shows four of a kind, Aces
Dealer: YYYYYYY wins the pot ($48.05) with four of a kind, Aces
System: A $0.25+$0.05 $1 Main Event Satellite will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!


[x] almost folded
[] failed slowroll

Man I hope you weren't serious about almost folding that river

Was never actually folding, but had a serious soul read/epiphany/brainfart moment where I really thought about it...

shove turn

oh god

Are you playing with scare money? Underrolled? Or you're just nit to the bone?

I can't count how many times I've had 'brainfarts' but being the donk that I am called anyway only to "lol omg he was bluffing".

No read is that accurate

Not playing scare money, just found it hard to put him on anything but AA the way he played the flop/turn combo. He is a super nitty NL25 reg that I have NEVER seen make a move like this with air...

GAMES ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

gettling 5-1 this is a definite fold. He has like 35d or AA every every every single time. 20-1 might be a call is he is maniac.

OP, your awesome name just about makes up for how awful this thread is

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everybody is soild fold quads

ps

you lost the minimum in that hand

please fold 100% of the time here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAD3wFjqWDc

pay off wizard

44 is possible, A4 is (maybe somehow) possible, AK ... unlikely but still ... and yea, bluff is possible as well. Never seen a nit brainlapse and make a move?

never fold quads ffs
no read is that accurate

even if you lose, the story alone has got to be worth $8.41

I nearly fell off my couch listening to this!

"The [censored] chump couldn't crush a [censored] grape!" - Five minutes of my life well spent!



Was never actually folding guys and just posted this to vent a bit.... No need for abuse...

Congratz on the PTR badge.

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OP = calling station