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06-26-2015 , 03:40 PM
Just the usual. Apparently lost some sports bets and went mad.
06-26-2015 , 04:11 PM
sammy - when you read this, know that you are a terrible sports bettor and you have an ugly penis
06-26-2015 , 04:36 PM
NSFW
Spoiler:
06-26-2015 , 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
What happened to him? I put him on ignore a few weeks ago when I realized that you guys quote everything he writes, it being quicker to read it just once.
If only I had this info earlier I would have quoted every post.

06-26-2015 , 06:55 PM
Fyi I'm getting drunk on the patio and playin da pokars in Sammys honor.



Can't believe no one gave a Friday shout out yet. **** ya.

Last edited by Majik19; 06-26-2015 at 06:58 PM. Reason: .
06-26-2015 , 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
sammy - when you read this, know that you are a terrible sports bettor and you have an ugly penis
NSFW - picture shows giant golden penis
Spoiler:


Gotta laugh now b4 deletion. lol

Last edited by Morphismus; 06-27-2015 at 02:00 AM. Reason: NSFW note added
06-27-2015 , 02:37 AM
Spoiler:
LMAO edits. But seriously, does a thread with NSFW in the title really need spoilers? I know now that Morph didn't delete my meme in the voting thread.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 06-27-2015 at 03:02 AM. Reason: ;)
06-27-2015 , 05:50 AM
I posted dogs jerking offf and hippo sex last Month and wasn't punished
06-27-2015 , 08:12 AM
06-27-2015 , 08:12 AM
wait!

06-27-2015 , 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
It is hard to eulogize any poster – to capture in words not just the posts and the dates that make a posting record, but the essential truth of a person – their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of beer drinking, who moved his liver toward cirrhosis, and at the same time bet on all kinds of sports events around the world to show me that money.

Born as the illegitimate child of a Danish Duke, far from the next sports book, a boy raised by paraphernalia traders in Christiana – Sammy2bullets would emerge as the first great beer drinking sports bettor of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, he would lead a resistance movement against dancing lessons – a movement that never held any prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of coating everything in bread crumbs. He would endure brutal meming that began in BBV, and reached the lowest undertitle contest threads in LOL. Emerging from being meme’d, without force of arms, he would – like Lincoln – perform above average.

Given the sweep of his posting record, and the Brewer's Droop that he so rightly earned, it is tempting then to remember Sammy2bullets as an icon, babbling and belching, detached from the tawdry affairs of sober men. But Sammy2bullets himself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us his opinions and beliefs; his miscalculations along with his victories. “Sammy made tennis bets today, big tennis bets. Sammy thought his picks were perfect like usually…” he wrote in the BBV LC/NC thread, “Sammy was wrong, very wrong”

Sammy2bullets showed us the power of betting on German soccer teams; of betting against Denmark against his ideals. Perhaps Sammy2bullets was right that he inherited, “a beatiful penis” from Danish nobility. But unlike other beer drinkers of 2+2, Sammy2bullets disciplined his anger; and channelled his desire to skip the dance lessons with his girlfriend into beer drinking, so men and women could stand-up for their buzz. Moreover, he accepted the consequences of his actions, knowing that standing up to powerful interests and injustice carries a price. “Does your nails grow more when you're drunk? Seems like every time I wake up after being drunk I have to clip my nails.”

Sammy2bullets taught us the power of beer drinking, but also sports betting; the importance of beer with Vikings on it; the need to drink not only with those you agree with, but with those who you don’t. He understood that his penis cannot be contained to evening sex, nor by pants.

He speaks to what is thirsty inside us. After this great beer drinker is laid to rest; when we have returned to our cities and self-proclaimed autonomous neighborhoods, and rejoined our daily average-or-less performance, let us search then for his strength – for his refusal to give cunnilingus – somewhere inside ourselves. And when the night grows dark, when injustice weighs heavy on our hearts, or our best laid plans seem beyond our reach – drink one to Sammy2bullets, and the words that brought him comfort within the four walls of his beer can castle:

"I always coated what I ate
and cooked it with my neighbors coal
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul."

What a great soul he was. We will miss him deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Sammy2bullets. May God bless the people of BBV.
Quoted for epicness
06-27-2015 , 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
I posted dogs jerking offf and hippo sex last Month and wasn't punished
06-27-2015 , 05:04 PM
Now that Sammy is self-banned, he got more time to get stuff done in his job!

06-27-2015 , 05:29 PM
06-27-2015 , 08:21 PM
2-1 England wwc at the half. If Canada get's ko'd tonight, Germany better win against USA#1 on Tuesday.
06-27-2015 , 09:32 PM
GG Your move Germany.
06-27-2015 , 10:45 PM
USA got this, 16 years coming
06-28-2015 , 12:05 AM
Football girls are ugly. I think there was like one sub who came on for canada who was all right looking. Everyone else no thanks. Game so slow compared to guys almost unwatchable.
06-28-2015 , 12:24 AM
LOL Here's the one whose error led to the first England goal.







Would hit again, again, and again.
06-29-2015 , 10:27 AM
**** you monday
06-29-2015 , 10:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
**** you monday
AMEN Brother. Asked the boss if we have Friday off. They're 'looking into it'. Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
06-29-2015 , 12:01 PM
Sammy - RIP

Monthly nc/lc thread - RIP
06-29-2015 , 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Monthly nc/lc thread - RIP
Just because people talk about stuff you don't understand (football)...
06-29-2015 , 03:35 PM
06-29-2015 , 03:37 PM
OK now suitedjustice made me look like a fool...

      
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