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06-26-2015 , 03:40 PM

#1151

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Just the usual. Apparently lost some sports bets and went mad.

06-26-2015 , 04:11 PM

#1152

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sammy - when you read this, know that you are a terrible sports bettor and you have an ugly penis

06-26-2015 , 04:36 PM

#1153

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

NSFW

Spoiler:

06-26-2015 , 06:45 PM

#1154

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

What happened to him? I put him on ignore a few weeks ago when I realized that you guys quote everything he writes, it being quicker to read it just once.

If only I had this info earlier I would have quoted every post.

06-26-2015 , 06:55 PM

#1155

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Fyi I'm getting drunk on the patio and playin da pokars in Sammys honor.

Can't believe no one gave a Friday shout out yet. **** ya.

Last edited by Majik19; 06-26-2015 at 06:58 PM. Reason: .

06-26-2015 , 10:27 PM

#1156

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

sammy - when you read this, know that you are a terrible sports bettor and you have an ugly penis

NSFW - picture shows giant golden penis

Spoiler:

Gotta laugh now b4 deletion. lol

Last edited by Morphismus; 06-27-2015 at 02:00 AM. Reason: NSFW note added

06-27-2015 , 02:37 AM

#1157

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Spoiler:

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 06-27-2015 at 03:02 AM. Reason: ;)

06-27-2015 , 05:50 AM

#1158

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I posted dogs jerking offf and hippo sex last Month and wasn't punished

06-27-2015 , 08:12 AM

#1159

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

06-27-2015 , 08:12 AM

#1160

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

wait!

06-27-2015 , 08:16 AM

#1161

Sheep86

*** Be all that you can be in June LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

It is hard to eulogize any poster – to capture in words not just the posts and the dates that make a posting record, but the essential truth of a person – their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of beer drinking, who moved his liver toward cirrhosis, and at the same time bet on all kinds of sports events around the world to show me that money.

Born as the illegitimate child of a Danish Duke, far from the next sports book, a boy raised by paraphernalia traders in Christiana – Sammy2bullets would emerge as the first great beer drinking sports bettor of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, he would lead a resistance movement against dancing lessons – a movement that never held any prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of coating everything in bread crumbs. He would endure brutal meming that began in BBV, and reached the lowest undertitle contest threads in LOL. Emerging from being meme’d, without force of arms, he would – like Lincoln – perform above average.

Given the sweep of his posting record, and the Brewer's Droop that he so rightly earned, it is tempting then to remember Sammy2bullets as an icon, babbling and belching, detached from the tawdry affairs of sober men. But Sammy2bullets himself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us his opinions and beliefs; his miscalculations along with his victories. “Sammy made tennis bets today, big tennis bets. Sammy thought his picks were perfect like usually…” he wrote in the BBV LC/NC thread, “Sammy was wrong, very wrong”

Sammy2bullets showed us the power of betting on German soccer teams; of betting against Denmark against his ideals. Perhaps Sammy2bullets was right that he inherited, “a beatiful penis” from Danish nobility. But unlike other beer drinkers of 2+2, Sammy2bullets disciplined his anger; and channelled his desire to skip the dance lessons with his girlfriend into beer drinking, so men and women could stand-up for their buzz. Moreover, he accepted the consequences of his actions, knowing that standing up to powerful interests and injustice carries a price. “Does your nails grow more when you're drunk? Seems like every time I wake up after being drunk I have to clip my nails.”

Sammy2bullets taught us the power of beer drinking, but also sports betting; the importance of beer with Vikings on it; the need to drink not only with those you agree with, but with those who you don’t. He understood that his penis cannot be contained to evening sex, nor by pants.

He speaks to what is thirsty inside us. After this great beer drinker is laid to rest; when we have returned to our cities and self-proclaimed autonomous neighborhoods, and rejoined our daily average-or-less performance, let us search then for his strength – for his refusal to give cunnilingus – somewhere inside ourselves. And when the night grows dark, when injustice weighs heavy on our hearts, or our best laid plans seem beyond our reach – drink one to Sammy2bullets, and the words that brought him comfort within the four walls of his beer can castle:

"I always coated what I ate
and cooked it with my neighbors coal
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul."

What a great soul he was. We will miss him deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Sammy2bullets. May God bless the people of BBV.

Quoted for epicness

06-27-2015 , 04:18 PM

#1162

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I posted dogs jerking offf and hippo sex last Month and wasn't punished

06-27-2015 , 05:04 PM

#1163

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Now that Sammy is self-banned, he got more time to get stuff done in his job!

06-27-2015 , 05:29 PM

#1164

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

06-27-2015 , 08:21 PM

#1165

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

2-1 England wwc at the half. If Canada get's ko'd tonight, Germany better win against USA#1 on Tuesday.

06-27-2015 , 09:32 PM

#1166

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

GG Your move Germany.

06-27-2015 , 10:45 PM

#1167

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

USA got this, 16 years coming

06-28-2015 , 12:05 AM

#1168

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Football girls are ugly. I think there was like one sub who came on for canada who was all right looking. Everyone else no thanks. Game so slow compared to guys almost unwatchable.