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06-02-2015 , 01:57 PM

#76

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

loved by women?

Besides strippers?

On a side note, I wonder if the forums will reach record ban levels today with all the Jenner talk.

06-02-2015 , 02:05 PM

#77

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Besides strippers?

On a side note, I wonder if the forums will reach record ban levels today with all the Jenner talk.

btw I intend to copyright the expression "instant cougar"

06-02-2015 , 02:19 PM

#78

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Sepp Blatter has made an announcement.

06-02-2015 , 02:27 PM

#79

Majik19

confirmed pervert

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Don't you mean puma? Jenner's like late 60's I thought? Not goggling, could care less. I will care when all Kardashians are banished from the airwaves for good.

06-02-2015 , 03:45 PM

#80

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

****ers wanted to keep me in the hospital for few more hours to take my blood, albert einsteins wanted to watch my blood to see if Im ok, so obviously I said **** that and make my mrs drive mw back home. I need to go tomorrow morning to the trip and ****ers wanted to keep me there till 2am. idk whats wrong with doctors these days.

06-02-2015 , 03:47 PM

#81

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Now Im watching simpsons like a boss and I have excuse to not do anything

06-02-2015 , 03:49 PM

#82

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Tomorrow evening Im back from belgrade, and Thursday morning Im heading to Split, seacoast for a long weekend, so this week Thursday is Fridayish, just so you know.

06-02-2015 , 03:54 PM

#83

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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In b4 FranFran starts the Zombie apocalypse in Belgrade.

06-02-2015 , 03:57 PM

#84

Morphismus

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06-02-2015 , 03:57 PM

#85

Majik19

confirmed pervert

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06-02-2015 , 03:57 PM

#86

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,076

**** I'm heading to Europe

06-02-2015 , 04:10 PM

#87

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

In b4 FranFran starts the Zombie apocalypse in Belgrade.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

**** I'm heading to Europe

fid will join the dark side

06-02-2015 , 05:08 PM

#88

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

be careful in northern europe fid, i hear they are all idiots there

06-02-2015 , 05:31 PM

#89

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, these acolades for random thursdays being fridayish are really starting to piss me off.

I did a line of blow before banging a pro last night and you dont hear me talking about the little **** of a minday being tuesdayish or some other bull****.

**** YOU TUESDAY

06-02-2015 , 06:27 PM

#90

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

next person to post ITT whose name starts with Cr and ends in a double vowel gets culled. (expires at post 169)

06-02-2015 , 09:55 PM

#91

Majik19

confirmed pervert

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Shots fired.

06-03-2015 , 12:12 AM

#92

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

next person to post ITT whose name starts with Cr and ends in a double vowel gets culled. (expires at post 169)

You seem like an angry person. Anger is not good for your health. May I suggest you take up morning sex, is does wonders for your mood the rest of the day. I will be having my daily dosis now.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 06-03-2015 at 12:35 AM.

06-03-2015 , 12:40 AM

#93

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

fid will join the dark side

Milla Jovovich is hotter pwning zombie scum.

Last edited by Majik19; 06-03-2015 at 12:43 AM. Reason: .

06-03-2015 , 01:13 AM

#94

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,419

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No morning sex for Sammy, and she ****ing promised me. She just went to the shower. Sammy yells at her to come have the sex, but she says she's late and don't have time......WTF, You promised me. Now I'm all angry. I can't go to work like this. Gonna have to stay home and drink. Boss will understand.

06-03-2015 , 01:14 AM

#95

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Morning, my leg doesnt seem better, have a safe trip Fran, thanks

06-03-2015 , 01:15 AM

#96

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Sammy, you should have told her that you are a warrior of light

06-03-2015 , 01:19 AM

#97

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

one line of some ****ty blow from american streets and a hooker =/= Thursday to Sunday going around islands, swimmimg, diving and drinking cold beers.

So, you should accept that this Thursday is Fridayish or I will allow sammy to deal with you.