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02-21-2011 , 08:53 AM

paccu

enthusiast

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 73

time to confess your sins and admit ur a LOOSER
your not a poker pro your not even a rakeback pro
no u did not get suckout all those hands no its not variance ur a LOOSER

i'll go first

25nl - 59487 hands = -2.20 bb

whos next?

no degens, this ones for those who practice proper Bankroll management, read the books wacthed the vids posted the HHs, got a solid sample size but still cant beat the micros LLOOOOSERS

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02-21-2011 , 08:56 AM

NiomNiomPokerChips

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,906

? snap ban next

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02-21-2011 , 09:43 AM

neok

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 6,799

Well you are definetely a loser OP if you actually tried BRM, strat etc and still can't beat 25nl.
I recommend to keep redepositing and keep spreading cash in the pokerworld.

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02-21-2011 , 09:45 AM

50B.C.

banned

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 707

looser..like as loose as your mom?

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02-21-2011 , 10:30 AM

Ten shin zaga

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,563

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Originally Posted by 50B.C.

looser..like as loose as your ass?

FYP

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02-21-2011 , 10:34 AM

evildeadalive

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,157

like people that are such big losers they don't even know how to spell the word?

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02-21-2011 , 10:46 AM

Jiub

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 366

im not a loser, im playing break even since 3 years

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02-21-2011 , 10:54 AM

ToTheInternet

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02-21-2011 , 11:16 AM

NomoneyHU.

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

in before the ban?

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02-21-2011 , 01:04 PM

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keeg7

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 117

I will start a thread and capitalize a misspelling in an attempt to start a meme.

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02-21-2011 , 01:18 PM

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butteredmonkey

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 623

TTI's pics brings me joy.

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02-21-2011 , 01:44 PM

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cbeee

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 27

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Originally Posted by neok

Well you are definetely a loser OP if you actually tried BRM, strat etc and still can't beat 25nl.
I recommend to keep redepositing and keep spreading cash in the pokerworld.

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02-21-2011 , 01:49 PM

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Sappie22

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,831

FLH 0.02/0.04 - 15 hands = -266 bb

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02-21-2011 , 02:44 PM

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Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

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Originally Posted by butteredmonkey

TTI's pics brings me joy.

What does a butteredmonkey taste like? More importantly, would it be considered to be cannibalistic if I ate one?

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02-21-2011 , 03:05 PM

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butteredmonkey

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 623

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

What does a butteredmonkey taste like? More importantly, would it be considered to be cannibalistic if I ate one?

Butter, nuts and a pinch of love.

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02-21-2011 , 06:18 PM

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javi

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 8,337

I made a mindeposit of $10 today and played NL2. I sucked out on someone once with QQ vs AA, then lost with AA vs AK, KK vs JJ, AJ vs 78, AK vs 88, and something else cant remember. These were all preflop allins, except for the AJ vs 78, he chased a gutshot to the river and then donkbet allin and I called out of spite.

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02-21-2011 , 06:27 PM

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BennyAdeline

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 338

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Originally Posted by javi

[X] All ins
[X] $10
[ ] Self control

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