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08-03-2010 , 06:20 AM

#26

Lapsang souchong

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 39

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Originally Posted by puckbag

Actually scroll up there dickbag and clearly read that he says some pinhead folded on the river. Anything is possible!

99.9% of the time, you lose money doing this. Also, he probably had autofold checked on on the turn, so OP could've made a minbet and accomplished the same thing.

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08-03-2010 , 08:06 AM

#27

NurseShark

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 969

no link for 2 girls one cup?

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08-03-2010 , 08:14 AM

#28

vega66

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 379

wtf NL2 ??why bother even playing

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08-03-2010 , 09:11 AM

#29

omg im l337

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 974

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Originally Posted by vega66

wtf NL2 ??why bother even playing

play 6-8k hands a day and go from $1 to hopefully a lot. ive gone from 48 cents to $56 in a week. just finished another 5k hand session up 12ish.

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08-03-2010 , 11:09 AM

#30

AlligatorBloodFTW

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

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Originally Posted by puckbag

Actually scroll up there dickbag and clearly read that he says some pinhead folded on the river. Anything is possible! I don't know who's more of a douchenozzle...you for not being able to read or the fact that some asshat folded on the river.

S my C

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08-03-2010 , 11:15 AM

#31

mrrpb

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,592

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Originally Posted by omg im l337

play 6-8k hands a day and go from $1 to hopefully a lot. ive gone from 48 cents to $56 in a week. just finished another 5k hand session up 12ish.

Do you cut yourself too?

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08-03-2010 , 11:16 AM

#32

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,707

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Originally Posted by omg im l337

K GET THE IDEA I PLAYED THE HAND BAD AND YOU POINTED OUT IM BRAINDEAD SMC HAVE A NICE DAY. and Rob go choke on a cow dick, you metrosexual fagatron

Confirmed psychopathic 15 yr old with a fetish for cows.

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08-03-2010 , 11:18 AM

#33

TuckFard

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,192

Great atmosphere itt guys.

Keep On Tucking. 8-)

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08-03-2010 , 11:19 AM

#34

TuckFard

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,192

Oh, and didnt that guy that folded saved himself money (rake)?

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08-03-2010 , 11:23 AM

#35

unlucky4me

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,081

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Originally Posted by omg im l337

K GET THE IDEA I PLAYED THE HAND BAD AND YOU POINTED OUT IM BRAINDEAD SMC HAVE A NICE DAY. and Rob go choke on a cow dick, you metrosexual fagatron

Cows don't have a dick city boy, that would be a bull and nice job of getting anybody to fold with your 2 pair.

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08-03-2010 , 11:26 AM

#36

Screaming It

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 706

How the hell did 34/65/67 get to the river?

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08-03-2010 , 12:34 PM

#37

axiomtek

adept

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 997

what a suckout

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08-03-2010 , 12:43 PM

#38

vega66

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 379

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Originally Posted by omg im l337

play 6-8k hands a day and go from $1 to hopefully a lot. ive gone from 48 cents to $56 in a week. just finished another 5k hand session up 12ish.

why anyone would put themselves through this is beyond me.

if you just deposit more, nit it up and rakeback/bonus whore you can make more than a measly $12 every 5000 hands!!?

this has got to be some guy trolling

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08-03-2010 , 12:50 PM

#39

DRybes

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,039

if this is real PTR pretty conveniently missed the hand.

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08-03-2010 , 10:49 PM

#40

omg im l337

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 974

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobFarha

Confirmed psychopathic 24 yr old with a fetish for cows.

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Originally Posted by vega66

not a troll. and i lost my job and broke. and i put myself through this because i believe if you want to be the best, you have to start from the bottom and work your way up. i want to work my way up to the highest cash games and imo you have to put in the time/study/work.

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Originally Posted by mrrpb

Do you cut yourself too?

naw. i see all these hands as investments. ill keep you guys updated on how i do. i finished a 4k session earlier today and won another $14. up to $78ish.

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08-03-2010 , 10:53 PM

#41

RobFarha

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,707

24 year old that uses "choke on a cow dick, fagatron" as an insult.

Confirmed unpopular virgin.

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08-03-2010 , 11:07 PM

#42

The Apt Pupil

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,354

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

24 year old that uses "choke on a cow dick, fagatron" as an insult.

Confirmed unpopular virgin.

Do you ever say anything positive/constructive?

i'd work on that if i were you.

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08-03-2010 , 11:11 PM

#43

omg im l337

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 974

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Originally Posted by The Apt Pupil

Do you ever say anything positive/constructive?

i'd work on that if i were you.

he's just an internet bully with nothing better to do.

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08-04-2010 , 12:05 AM

#44

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,707

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Apt Pupil

Do you ever say anything positive/constructive?

i'd work on that if i were you.

Not in BBV

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08-04-2010 , 12:11 AM

#45

omg im l337

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 974

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

Not in BBV

im guessing 98% of your posts are in bbv.

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08-04-2010 , 12:16 AM

#46

Goose bumps

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,505

Quote:

Originally Posted by omg im l337

i found a quarter on the ground.

deposit and go back grind NL2 imo

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08-04-2010 , 12:46 AM

#47

omg im l337

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 974

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Originally Posted by Goose bumps

deposit and go back grind NL2 imo

zing.

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08-04-2010 , 01:12 AM

#48

NomoneyHU.

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Quote:

Originally Posted by omg im l337

what are the odds?

and seank313 folded the river. lolz.

Teh real winner is seank. didnt had to pay the rake.

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08-04-2010 , 01:27 AM

#49

omg im l337

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 974

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Originally Posted by NomoneyHU.

Teh real winner is seank. didnt had to pay the rake.

i realized that after 4 other posters ripped me a new one. lesson learned. move on.

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08-05-2010 , 07:28 AM

#50

robertlanglois

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,897

i wish i was dead

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