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03-08-2024 , 03:40 PM

#251

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,229

RIP Sammy

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03-08-2024 , 03:50 PM

#252

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,092

Of course you had a good 2023. You became an Australian.

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03-08-2024 , 03:59 PM

#253

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Of course you had a good 2023. You became an Australian.

That's not what happened

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03-08-2024 , 05:01 PM

#254

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fister itt

in important news. Today, or whenever we get through the online que, Danes find out how much they owe or get back in tax money. Sammy had a really good 2023 but didn't really adjust his tax information reflecting that. Sammy will probably get ****ed.

only about 400k people in que

Dafug, don't they know Sammy is VIP?, Sammy does not like queing, that's what poor people do.

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03-08-2024 , 06:30 PM

#255

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,749

Sheep will use his mod powers by calling the Denmarkian tax office and urging them to move Sammy to the front of the queue, right meow.

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03-08-2024 , 09:32 PM

#256

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

Maybe Sammy didn't declare his Spilmaks?

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03-09-2024 , 12:14 AM

#257

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,092

They use Australian Dollars now.

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03-09-2024 , 02:51 AM

#258

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,229

Is Sammy still sitting in the queue?

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03-09-2024 , 03:25 AM

#259

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,603

Prolly. RIP Sammy

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03-09-2024 , 04:33 AM

#260

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Is Sammy still sitting in the queue?

Some time during Sammy's sleeping time it became his turn. Sammy had 1 hour to log in, but he was asleep. They kicked Sammy out of the que and he's now back where he started 24 hours ago.

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

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03-09-2024 , 04:45 AM

#261

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,603

RIP Sammy

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03-09-2024 , 06:10 AM

#262

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,749

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Some time during Sammy's sleeping time it became his turn. Sammy had 1 hour to log in, but he was asleep. They kicked Sammy out of the que and he's now back where he started 24 hours ago.

¿Out of the qué?

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03-09-2024 , 06:12 AM

#263

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

So in Denmark the taxes are collected by the Skatman?

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03-09-2024 , 07:55 AM

#264

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,229

I hope Sammy can stay awake for long enough today

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03-09-2024 , 09:09 AM

#265

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I hope Sammy can stay awake for long enough today

5 hours later....

Sammy has to go do something for a few hours, if it's his turn while he's away, he will be kicked out of the que again. If he tries to open it from another IP phone/etc., he will get kicked from the que and have to start again. WTF is this ****

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03-09-2024 , 10:25 AM

#266

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

Maybe Denmark should raise taxes to be able to afford a better tax system.

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03-09-2024 , 11:22 AM

#267

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,749

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

5 hours later....

It says it was last updated on June 14th, 2014. Sammy is poasting screenshots from ten years ago!

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03-09-2024 , 11:51 AM

#268

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,229

I think the Danish government website just takes 10 years to update

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03-09-2024 , 02:55 PM

#269

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

omfg it happened again....

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03-09-2024 , 02:58 PM

#270

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

It's like they are just ****ing with me for fun. I'm not paying those ****ers 1 cent, that'll teach those ****ers not to piss off Sammy

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03-09-2024 , 03:01 PM

#271

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,229

Now's Sammy's gonna get visited by the Danish FBI for not paying his taxes.

They'll show up with frozen bratwursts and do a thorough analysis

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03-09-2024 , 06:11 PM

#272

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

3 hours later and still ****. Same thing will happen tonight, it will be my turn while I'm sleeping and these ****ers will kick me out of the que

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03-10-2024 , 03:04 AM

#273

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,229

If Sammy was still young he would be able to stay awake for long enough to not miss the queue

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03-10-2024 , 03:46 AM

#274

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,092

Sammy is 21

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03-10-2024 , 09:03 AM

#275

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,432

Finally got through. I have to pay ~15k Danish money ($2k). I thought it would be way more. Sammy wipes his ass in $2k bills, this actually feels like a win.

Sammy will now celebrate by drinking 10 -25 beers, and bet 2k on odds 2, and thereby make the bookies pay his debt.

Beer

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