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05-01-2024 , 07:03 PM

#501

suitedjustice

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy broke a toe today

Some folk'll never break a toe,
but then again, some folk'll.

That sucks, Sammy. Sorry to hear it. Will you take any time off of work?

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05-01-2024 , 07:19 PM

#502

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,172

If I'd gotten this hand live at the local card room, it would have paid me 20% of the $121k bad beat jackpot.

Sigh.

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05-02-2024 , 12:13 AM

#503

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 781

You lost, bro.

Spoiler:

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05-02-2024 , 04:32 AM

#504

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,047

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy broke a toe today

Does it look as bad as your thumb now?

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05-02-2024 , 12:00 PM

#505

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,207

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy broke a toe today

Why did you do that?

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05-02-2024 , 02:23 PM

#506

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,406

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Some folk'll never break a toe,
but then again, some folk'll.

That sucks, Sammy. Sorry to hear it. Will you take any time off of work?

No, Sammy's not weak + he sits on his ass most of the day anyway.

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05-02-2024 , 02:34 PM

#507

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,406

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Why did you do that?

super-magnetic ceilings

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05-03-2024 , 04:26 AM

#508

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,047

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

No, Sammy's not weak + he sits on his ass most of the day anyway.

What's Sammy working on at the moment and how is it saving the world?

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05-03-2024 , 10:22 AM

#509

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,207

Sammy was trying to find a way for humans to walk on the ceiling but he broke his toe instead

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05-03-2024 , 10:24 AM

#510

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,207

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

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05-03-2024 , 10:26 AM

#511

Mr.mmmKay

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this is peak Danish Engineer thinking

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05-03-2024 , 12:38 PM

#512

Sammy2bullets

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Idiot

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05-03-2024 , 12:40 PM

#513

Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

What's Sammy working on at the moment and how is it saving the world?

Super-magnetic ceilings!

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

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05-03-2024 , 01:15 PM

#514

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,207

I knew it!

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05-03-2024 , 03:22 PM

#515

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

I know nobody cares and all that, just sayin. Also Saturday seems to be the main party dis weekend so that's the only reason I'm moar or less still in the cond to poast dis. Luv S. Lol

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05-03-2024 , 03:36 PM

#516

FWWM

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Haha

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05-03-2024 , 03:48 PM

#517

FWWM

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Spoiler:

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05-03-2024 , 03:49 PM

#518

FWWM

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Spoiler:

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05-03-2024 , 03:50 PM

#519

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

GN. We are doomed, anyways

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05-03-2024 , 04:21 PM

#520

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,047

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Super-magnetic ceilings!

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

Too late. Lionel Richie already has a patent on it.

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05-04-2024 , 12:40 PM

#521

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,340

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Super-magnetic ceilings!

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

Couldn't we all stay in the 1st floor or higher instead?

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05-04-2024 , 03:35 PM

#522

fidstar-poker

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Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,047

That's just stupid.

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05-04-2024 , 03:53 PM

#523

Morphismus

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Everyone's a critic.

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05-04-2024 , 04:54 PM

#524

Sheep86

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05-05-2024 , 11:45 AM

#525

Morphismus

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Guys guys I solved the national debt!

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