2 years of degeneracy (tl:dr. also pather aler) - Page 20

OP this is the greatest thread BBV has ever seen.

It's real life King Niche.

Actually **** that, it's waaaay better than King Niche.

Awesome update, as usual. Thanks for taking the time to post. Come back more frequently!

That post seemed to span only a weekend....I know you must have had 10x the degen olympics since your last big update.....POST MOAR.

And most importantly - we need pics of Charmander.

Last edited by wombat4hire; 10-03-2012 at 05:56 PM. Reason: and wtf happened with the girl who flew in to meet you?

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10-04-2012 , 04:39 AM

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Sedeete

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Originally Posted by wombat4hire

And most importantly - we need pics of Charmander.

lol this. I admit, i googled her. /shame

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10-04-2012 , 05:55 AM

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PietjeK

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Awesome stuff dude!! Keep writing please

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10-04-2012 , 12:10 PM

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UdntNgo

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MOAR WRITING/STORIES PLEASE!

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10-04-2012 , 08:06 PM

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MikkeD

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'At this point I am beyond trashed, stumbling around at the back of the pack trying to light a cigarette unsuccessfully. We head around a corner and into this place. '

Epic memory for beyond trashed!

Last edited by MikkeD; 10-04-2012 at 08:08 PM. Reason: I can't remember **** when I'm beyond trashed. You write well though. :D

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10-04-2012 , 10:39 PM

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millah10

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just read the whole thread. woah....just woah.....

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10-05-2012 , 12:29 AM

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Biggy333x

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Well written . Cheers for spending time doing it

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10-05-2012 , 08:07 AM

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hpidriver

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Holy crap that was an engrossing read, time well spent going through the entire thread.

someone else said it already but I would pay to have a book of this stuff to read. thanks for the posts so far and best of luck, cheers mate

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10-05-2012 , 11:36 PM

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mjmag

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"I step in, I isolate. I'm whispering **** so sweet into her ear I'm giving her emotional diabetes."

win

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10-06-2012 , 05:40 AM

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Spectacular.

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10-06-2012 , 11:51 AM

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Shackles

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I have just taken the institutional public toilet and turned it into a mother****ing alter to satan.

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10-10-2012 , 12:11 PM

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Chavez

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Best thread ever!! This dude should write a book.

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10-10-2012 , 01:18 PM

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J_Phil

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A million thank you's for your amazing prose and perspective on life.

I just checked out of the real world for the last 45 minutes to read yet another masterpiece.

I know many have suggested you write a book - maybe consider consolidating all of these posts on a blog where it can get a little more traffic? It'd be easy, cheap and you never know who might stumble across it.

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10-10-2012 , 04:33 PM

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Valdivia10

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u sir are sick and awesome

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10-11-2012 , 12:47 AM

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silgibson2

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Excellent writing.

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10-11-2012 , 04:52 AM

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RosieTheGreat

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Took me about 30 minutes to read.

Best half hour of my life.

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10-12-2012 , 06:29 AM

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kelnel

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You're actually good looking - you should score easy!

gl man, you rock

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10-17-2012 , 05:14 AM

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mjmag

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Originally Posted by kelnel

You're actually good looking - you should score easy!

gl man, you rock

gotta be a level, ur writing skills far surpass ur physical appearance in terms of "good," and any broad with a literary sense should be dropping those pantiezzz ya feeeel meeeee

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10-19-2012 , 09:20 AM

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Brummyboy32

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not gunna lie i saw this was about to say f*ck it, got a few lines down and couldn't stop laughing. Great read, however i now feel like a prick sat at my desk filing papers!

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10-19-2012 , 10:23 AM

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Haarlem91

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is the first post worth reading?

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10-19-2012 , 11:33 AM

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Sedeete

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is the first post worth reading?

Yes.

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10-20-2012 , 03:22 AM

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Morphismus

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Originally Posted by kelnel

You're actually good looking - you should score easy!

gl man, you rock

He actually scores across continents...

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11-04-2012 , 04:27 AM

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Aesah

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This is the greatest thread in all of 2+2. I have read this so many times and it puts Shakespeare and whoever the **** else people like to read to shame.