This is great stuff.

I know its been said before, but write a god dam book.

Bumping for epicness.

Eagerly awaiting your return comrade

^ can I also request a bump on your stories of epicness?

"I have an above average penis."

-Joe Ingram

whats up guis joeingram1 here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Can you imagine masturbating for 50 hours straight only to pop off twice? Now imagine instead of masturbation being pleasurable it's actually painful and stressful and you have to do it in front of a bunch of random older men. THAT'S POKER FOLKS.

i lold

lol i meet this guy last night, confirmed crazy and fun

never read this thread but after talking to him last night can only imagine the psychotic stuff it says

TR please Joey.

one time

Paging diet ketchup regarding joeys bluey

haha joey

op its good to know ure alive and doin ok. post moar obv

I spent the better part of a Friday night staying in reading this ****.......

Joe, why do you have a blue tooth?

That's clearly winterfresh chewing gum.

Are you in Melbourne bro?

Haha, funny seeing you at the casino last night. Waxed 1k and barely remember one hand I played....Oops...Lolomaha. Hope you ran good.

Although I must admit i thought OP is funny and entertaining, he is quite obviously the product of being an anxiety ridden selth loathing jew and a bogan aussie living in Queensland.
So whilst being quite an epic thread he seems to be pretty standard for his genre. ;clown sigh

Good read, thanks for the story.

hilarious read 5*

You from Sydney?

He is still in sydney.

my life is different after reading this thread, no better or worse, just different..

tries too hard. i want my 5 minutes back.

You really should look into putting this into a collection of short (demented) stories. You have talent for creating imagery with words beyond most.

I will leave you with a few works of Charles Bukowski...as he seems to be a kindred spirit of yours:

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.”

“That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

“there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy”

“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.”

*All quoted phrases by Charles Bukowski*

im a junior building manager looking after the building OP lived in. op is legit and i can upload pics of our newly renovated lobby covered in vomit to prove it /=

awesome thread