[x] tldr
[ ] threadsaver
[x] lack of threadsaver brings out the troll in everyone.

This post and story was something i thought some people could relate to. It wasn't about the stakes, it was about the situation. Who knew that details and grammar would piss so many people off though?! Apparently this forum is just full of a bunch of immature losers that try to nitpick everything to look cool in front of their fellow douchebags.

tl;dr

ban op

lollllllllllll

i cant beleive there isnt any

بدأت اللعب نقدي مباراة الإياب ل.25/.50 nl بوينس عادة في أي مكان من 20 دولاراً إلى 100 دولار وهناك لاعب سوبر عدوانية حقا أحب لإجراء مكالمة، الرهان، ورفع أي شيء، فكنت احسب الذين إمالة، واحصل على رقائق من منه على نحو أفضل. إحدى الأيدي الأولى ضده، وقد أثرت A9 سلم 6 مناسبة. ويطلب والتخبط يأتي 9 6 2. اراهن ويدعو. بدوره هو 3. اراهن وأنه يثير حتى أقرر مسطحة. تحقق من النهر الذي كان 5. وأضاف الرهانات ويدفع له. وكان 2 3 أوفسويت وفاز مثل باكز 15 قبالة لي. كنت أعرف أنه فضفاض قبل ولكنه يأتي على...
على يد عدد قليل في وقت لاحق، يعرج في، أنه ليمبس في س وأنا التحقق مع 9 3 من شخصين. ويأتي التخبط 9 6 6. وأضاف مراهنات كالمعتاد، وأعطى طيتين. يأتي دورة وهو 4. الرهانات وهو حوالي 5 باكز، والكلمة. ويأتي النهر وهو 2. أنه يراهن حوالي 10 باكز، حتى التفكير في ذلك لمدة دقيقة، ويقول: "لا يوجد الكثير مما يمكن الفوز هنا لكن أعطى". تبدو لي مع سماعات الرأس له نوع من اﻹذنية ويقول طيب. النقر فوق رافعة وتشرع مغرفة الوعاء. وأقول "الانتظار، الانتظار، الانتظار، قلت ودعا لي. يتفق الجميع على أنهم سمعوا لي والحصول على دفع رقائق أنه انتزع أكثر بالنسبة لي. حتى أنني لاحظت أيدي 4 في وقت لاحق عندما أحصيت بلدي الرقائق، أنه في الواقع لم أكن حقا فزت أي أموال في يده. كان أقل قليلاً من باكز 20 قبل وكان فقط مثل 27 دولاراً. وقلت له أنه منذ بلده الجولات الأخيرة من الرهان من باكز 5 إلى عشرة أرجو أن يكون مالا يقل عن 15 من له زائد الستائر ودعوة منه. وقال أنه يمكن أن تضع الرقائق في جيبي، وأنه لا يعرف إذا thats الحق. قلت له، لم العب يد منذ وأنا سوف إفراغ جيوب بلدي. أنه كان يجري شادي لكنه يوافق على ارم لي شريحة دولار عشرة ونحن بخير. اليومين القادمين من أيدي الذهاب وأنه يحاول أن تضطلع به في كل وعاء وأنا في، حتى الحصول على أوراق الأس، وتحصل على مثل آخر باكز 10 منه، على س 10 10 5 بالتخبط والفوز مثل آخر 10 منه. ثم حدث يده المال...
احصل على 10s في اء واثنين من يعرج الناس، بما في ذلك له س مرة أخرى. أنني أرفع إلى 3 دولارات الجميع الطيات وقال أنه يدعو. ويأتي التخبط إيه كيو جي قلوب اثنين. أنا قررت إيداع مجلس إدارة سيئة، وقال أنه يتحقق من وراء. منعطف 7 قلوب، ثم أنه يراهن الخروج لي باكز 7. حقا لا أعتقد أن لديه أي شيء في هذه المرحلة لأنه إذا قبض عليه أي جزء من هذا التخبط، هو الرهان في لي، في هذه الحالة أنا أمثال. ويراهن حتى مطلع قد لي اقتناعا منها هو فقط يجري فضفاضة وأنه يحاول شراء الوعاء مرة أخرى. ويمكنني أن أقول أراد الانتقام سيئة للغاية وكان يميل فقط لا مثيل. والآن، كان اثنان الأسود 10s، حيث معظم الناس أنه إضعاف مع قلوب 3 والمبالغ 3 خارجاً هناك، ولكن تأمين قراءة وندعو له على أي حال. النهر من قلوب 5 ملء 4 إلى دافق. أنه يراهن 15 دولاراً الآن، وأنه يحاول أن ننظر حقا على ثقة. أعتقد أن لمدة دقيقة ويقول "كنت حاولت القيام بهذا بالنسبة لي من قبل، حتى أنا فعلا سوف نتصل بك". وأضاف يبدو بالاشمئزاز يقف وتبدو لي الحق في ويقول "حتى لديك قلب؟" . انظر إليه ويبتسم ويقول لا. وتبين لي له 10s الأسود اثنين كما قال ماكس يده. ثم يقف ويقول "أنا لا يمكن أن تلعب في هذا الجدول بعد الآن. وهذا غبي. ثم أساسا يدير إلى غرفة أخرى مع بقية بلده الرقائق، وعلينا جميعا أن يحصل جيدة ضحك. بقية الليل، كان الجميع الخروج لي قائلا كيف رهيبة وهذا. واسمحوا لي أن أقول لكم، التي ربما كانت واحدة من اللحظات الأكثر مرضية ابدأ.

[X] Most people will use three times three Jie Xin files, but I read locks, and said, psychosocial rehabilitation Lost River gas 400 51
[X] One, A9's, I can get some money in his first six.

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This is directed to Custer, Evildeadalive, and all the other idiots that has contributed nothing but dumb responses and incoherent dribble...

Has the thought ever crossed your mind that if you don't have the patience to read a two minute story, then you probably don't have the patience to be playing poker...

LOL OMG I have never laughed so much. Didn't read the wall of text in the OP but the responses make this a 7 star thread.

I thought it was a good read, OP. Ignore the d-bags, most are very insecure players and people.

tl;dr OP

I heard $50nl on stars was a good place to be making those calls again, say, 15 minutes?

lulz

Thanks to whoever actually read it and liked it. Btw, that dog is hilarious! Anyways, I hope you realize that this was at a home game with pretty inexperienced players that just play tv poker really. I've always trusted my reads and have won live tournaments before thanks to them. I am never making a call like that online, but when you can see the person and feel the situation out better, it makes a difference in making good calls that would be considered otherwise questionable or just plain bad. When you sit at a table with someone for a couple hours and can see them, it is way different then staring at a computer screen and trying to figure out tells based on timing, betting patterns, and stats. Hope that explanation helps.

paragraphs please

Can we bring out the kittens plz

lol

Dude, you never even had sex in your life?

And I did read it only because I feel sorry for you.
This does not even qualify as a cool story bro. You are a bad story teller to say the least.