1500th post Brag: I've figured out how to win online poker (tl;dr, graphs, pics, NSFW)

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04-14-2011 , 12:26 PM

wannabebetter

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I like to play the poker. It's fun, but I am not really all that good at it. Ok, I'm good, but only at o8. Ok, I'm not really good. Anyway, I was reading this thing, and some guy was all "I always self ban before I go out." Epiphany! I realized that I have pissed off all my winnings whilst drunken pokering. The fix? Ez game, the self overnight ban!

Some proof:

Lifetime graph:

I'm here to field your questions, comments, and concerns about all this information. I know it's a lot to take in right now, just relax, it's gonna be fine.

Random pics in spoilers (it's how I roll, ya betta aks somebody), wif breadsavers ldo:

Spoiler:

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04-14-2011 , 12:31 PM

TeddyKGB45

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let me the first to say:

Spoiler:

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04-14-2011 , 12:38 PM

Rebecca Black

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looks like bbv has a new hero, 5 stars

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04-14-2011 , 12:42 PM

DJKendo

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solid garphs brah

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04-14-2011 , 01:12 PM

doomswitch3000

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Sticky, imo.

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04-14-2011 , 01:17 PM

absolutefish

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04-14-2011 , 01:20 PM

pure_aggression

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I think your real lifetime graph is in the the truely awesome sharkscopes thread.

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04-14-2011 , 01:26 PM

DamienT

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Who are you ?

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04-14-2011 , 02:19 PM

wannabebetter

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Originally Posted by TeddyKGB45

let me the first to say:

Spoiler:

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Originally Posted by Rebecca Black

looks like bbv has a new hero, 5 stars

I am just a regular guy hero.

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Originally Posted by DJKendo

solid garphs brah

Tyvm. All on the up and up though now that I have discovered the secret to online pokering.

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Originally Posted by doomswitch3000

Sticky, imo.

Ewwwww.

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Originally Posted by absolutefish

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Originally Posted by pure_aggression

I think your real lifetime graph is in the the truely awesome sharkscopes thread.

I'm pretty sure it's not. There are only a couple people who know my screenname and they're both bound to silence (in my closet).

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Originally Posted by DamienT

Who are you ?

I'm the guy making out with your girlfriend....

Spoiler:

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04-14-2011 , 02:30 PM

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DamienT

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Originally Posted by wannabebetter

I'm the guy making out with your girlfriend....

Spoiler:

You're a classy guy..

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04-14-2011 , 02:32 PM

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ilovedonks

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Cause your mom's such a classy lady??

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04-14-2011 , 02:36 PM

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DamienT

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Obviously.

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04-14-2011 , 02:39 PM

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SparkOA

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Pierced nipples ITT

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04-14-2011 , 02:42 PM

#14

ilovedonks

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Originally Posted by DamienT

Obviously.

pics?

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04-14-2011 , 02:53 PM

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TeddyKGB45

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Originally Posted by wannabebetter

I'm the guy making out with your girlfriend....

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I'm the guy who made out with both of them

Spoiler:

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04-14-2011 , 03:06 PM

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NomoneyHU.

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Originally Posted by TeddyKGB45

I'm the guy who made out with both of them

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Which would be his grandmother, pretty impressive brohem.

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04-14-2011 , 03:45 PM

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Rev_Bayes

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Questionable use of convexity in your losses-as-a-function-of-drunkeness graph. Much like pool and darts, you may actually see improvement, or decreasing losses, after only a couple of beers. So perhaps the graph ought to be parabolic.

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04-14-2011 , 03:46 PM

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TeddyKGB45

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Originally Posted by NomoneyHU.

Which would be his grandmother, pretty impressive brohem.

I am kind of a big deal

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Also comparable to beruit.

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04-14-2011 , 04:20 PM

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David123

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very nice.... pics.

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04-15-2011 , 11:59 PM

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wannabebetter

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And I had just figured out how to win online pokering.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU, the man.

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04-16-2011 , 12:13 AM

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monkiii

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And I had just figured out how to win online pokering.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU, the man.

still legal in sweden iykwis

ur graph is suspiciously similar to a heart monitor thingy. :frysquint:

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04-16-2011 , 01:00 AM

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wannabebetter

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Originally Posted by monkiii

still legal in sweden iykwis

Ticket booked.

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Originally Posted by monkiii

ur graph is suspiciously similar to a heart monitor thingy. :frysquint:

I AM suspiciously similar to a heart monitor thingy.

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04-16-2011 , 01:12 AM

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philcski

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Fine work on the graphs, sir.

Why is it that the government had to put the doomswitch on my Full Tilt account when FT gave me the boomswitch?

49 BB's/100 = [ ] sustainable

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04-16-2011 , 01:35 AM

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monkiii

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Originally Posted by wannabebetter

OMG! hahaha! sneaky steve is sneaky

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04-16-2011 , 01:44 AM

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wannabebetter

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Originally Posted by monkiii

OMG! hahaha! sneaky steve is sneaky

Meh, too hilarious to not steal. I don't mind making fun of myself.

Last edited by wannabebetter; 04-16-2011 at 01:44 AM. Reason: gotta figure out the proper way to smiley though. :embarassed:

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