just WOW!!! Someone said it best when said I thought I had read and heard it all. One good thing about this whole experience is that you will hopefully change those god awful hideous rugs. Put in some plush rugs in a manly colour for gods sake. BBV has really been going to the dogs rescently. It will be hard for anyone to top this.

post more pics - go back to clinic and take photos of nurse obv
did u get any stiches?

FTP bad beat stress guy is much cheaper. Sick story tho

Very epic story!
Nice writing skills! I loled a lot.

And I cant wait for the pics

damn degenerates these days. I can't wait to read a story about you losing 100k.

ya i actually used to play live alot

nah this sort of thing is something that happens only when i am completely alone or else i wouldn't be able to get into such a state of masochistic rage...

i rarely get mad at other players if that makes any sense, just the game itself... when im live sometimes ill say something a little off color but i never have gone nuts really except one time

posting in epic thread!!!

ya the wound was relatively small since it was a puncture wound so only 4 stitches...

not going back to the clinic gaise srry she was a looker tho definitely always good to see a pretty face in the ER

wtf you crazy ****

lol stabaments

OMG sick downswing dude

over 14k really????????

WTFFFFF!!!!!!

The biggest thing I would worry about is stabbing a loved one if this ever happened again, since you obviously can't control yourself when the devil takes hold of you and get the hot blood in your veins and the burning spirit in your chest.

Maybe this was actually your ONE TIME!!! and now you'll never tilt this bad again?

probably already been said somewhere, but take a break and find a psychiatrist.

you must be able to aford that if you've won 100k+ in ~1 year

Questions for OP

1) Do you live in the US? If so What state?
2) It looks like you jammed the knife through your calf not your ankle or was it inbetween?
3) I think you said you played high stakes limit? Am I right?
4) The story you gave the Doctors would have worked if you were sitting indian style with the board in your lap lol this is no question Obv

meh like i said i am not a violent or confrontational person really i feel unless i was in a situation where someone did something REALLY ****ed up... even basic things i think alot of people would get pissed enough to fight about i wouldn't escalate the situation (stepping on sneaks, macho **** etc..)

last fight i was in was in 6th grade at PE lol thats just not me really

the other thing u need to realize is that its a completely different impulse to stab yourself than to stab someone else... so i don't think that this is an issue

plus i dont have loved ones atm i live with das who is also a degenerate grinder

1. not disclosing personal info this is just too ridiculous even though its just a bunch of online randos on 2p2 and i could give less of a *** there are a few ppl i know that i wouldn't particularly want to be in on this. Why else do u want to know the state im in ?...

2. no its my ankle, literally an inch above that round bone you know the one

3. I play everything, this swing was a mix of 20 bi PLO ~ 600bb LHE and 8 BI NL (won playing love lol). I play alot of games its weird i can just do it and it keeps everything fresh for me. poker is poker imo (ranges, aggression etc.) once u know the nuts and bolts.

4. I dont understand?

ya i totally said this, I was just like "I was resting the board on my lap and jabbed a knife thru it full force im an idiot" thats exactly what i said i see no reason why they wouldn't buy it its a ****ing ER ppl come in with rusty nails jammed up their ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddDVWXNsV9U


IMO

wow

5 stars

In on ground floor of epic thread! Is there such a thing as a mental or tilt coach, if so get one b4 u sit down again op, or next time may b worse!

people that make 6 figures yearly still feel the need to cheat their insurance companies? :P

Next time, use a real knife like a man

Did you stab yourself while sitting in your chair in front of your desk or were you standing up? The ankle seems kinda difficult to hit yo.