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02-09-2009 , 02:12 PM

#26

OneSickDuck

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fold pre-MSN, but as played, castration is your only option

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02-09-2009 , 02:29 PM

#27

pokerloser10056

grinder

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WTF would make you think anyone would want to read this? You suck.

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02-09-2009 , 02:34 PM

#28

Andy Pipkin

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elihpodeap a si po

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02-09-2009 , 02:34 PM

#29

Spatula

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Originally Posted by SeanyJ

I hate when people say "It's late here in Canada" like Canada doesn't have more than one timezone or something. I don't know why it just is so tilting to me.

lol wat?

When did you guys start doing that? I didn't even know Canada had clocks!

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02-09-2009 , 02:41 PM

#30

Jimmy Proffett

SE's NFL Swami

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 23,062

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Originally Posted by Canuck

Eventually he began talking to me and eventually took a liking to me (???).

You sly dog you!

Anyways, long story short, he asks me to add him to MSN messenger.

"Long story short" soon to be followed by disturbing story long.

Imagine my surprise when I saw his avatar and it was a picture of some kid!

Surprise = Intense merriment

Anyways here is the convo we had over MSN (I'm 'holiday' in blue and the kid will go nameless):

Surprised you didn't name the kid "Sugarbuns" in your story.

.....A bunch of poker chat and hidden innuendo.....

I wanted to help the kid out with some advice but it felt creepy for me to chat with a 13 year old over MSN

Decided after a 2 hour conversation maybe this was creepy

so I ditched the chat.

I should have told him not to give out his messenger address to people he meets playing poker online.

So OP could have him all to himself!

Just weird. I had no idea 13 year old kids were online playing poker.

Yeah, OP thought they hung out in the Hannah Montana chatroom, in which he's a moderator and member of 10,000 post club.

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02-09-2009 , 02:45 PM

#31

tbhouston

Pooh-Bah

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i had 8 dollares. win to 50

story of my life

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02-09-2009 , 02:45 PM

#32

ChattanoogaPoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 249

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holiday says:
Well in these SNGs I place top 2 70% of the time

70% 2nd place is not very good in HU sir.

Also, are you related to these poker players Holiday?

http://www.pokernetwork.com/forums/m...pedophile.html

http://www.texasholdemforums.com/pro...-slim-bio.html

Last edited by ChattanoogaPoker; 02-09-2009 at 02:58 PM.

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02-09-2009 , 04:02 PM

#33

POGO187

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He has sick fold equity.

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02-09-2009 , 04:15 PM

#34

Thats What Happens

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you should have coached that mother****er on using the "enter" key on the keyboard, jesus

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02-09-2009 , 05:21 PM

#35

OMGPHILGALFOND

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hahaa!

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02-09-2009 , 05:31 PM

#36

mivara

old hand

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Hmm... different I guess...

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02-09-2009 , 05:35 PM

#37

yegor

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02-09-2009 , 05:39 PM

#38

dkgojackets

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grunching: op likes little boys

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02-09-2009 , 06:23 PM

#39

Poolside

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wierdo

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02-09-2009 , 06:26 PM

#40

Canuck

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 16

Alright everyone done making pedo jokes? Can y'all get your minds outta the gutter for 2 seconds? The post was meant as some light amusement on what some kid was telling me about proper poker strategy. Considering he lost his bankroll I didn't find his strategy to hold merit. But anyways, regretting the post and asking moderators to erase please, thank you.

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02-09-2009 , 07:20 PM

#41

Thats What Happens

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Originally Posted by Canuck

I admit it; I'm a pedophile. Thank you.

fyp

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02-09-2009 , 07:23 PM

#42

blaize122

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[?] 13 y/os know about "3-bet light" when they go all in every hand.

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02-09-2009 , 07:25 PM

#43

ezdonkey

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Originally Posted by DrakeWalls

he staked u didnt he?

FYP

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02-09-2009 , 10:54 PM

#44

tekcor1

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Originally Posted by Canuck

But anyways, regretting the post and asking moderators to erase please, thank you.

[x] Pedos do NOT like it when people realize they like diddling little boys

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02-09-2009 , 11:38 PM

#45

tyronebiggins

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op so when did it click that this thread was goin the wrong way for you....where you guys playing at pedopokehim.nt

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02-10-2009 , 01:24 AM

#46

brokekid

banned

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,598

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Originally Posted by jeccross

[ ] OP is better at SnGs than kid

this

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02-10-2009 , 02:39 AM

#47

I'm Old Greg

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new site idea for OP: Pedopoker.com - no age restrictions and live webcam stream, kinky

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02-10-2009 , 12:06 PM

#48

Mcbrag

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Op, why did you edit out the part where you asked him if he liked gladiator movies?

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02-10-2009 , 12:17 PM

#49

DLU

old hand

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haha, why don't you have a seat

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02-10-2009 , 02:48 PM

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m3gatl20n

old hand

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[x] broked people itt.

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