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10-05-2014 , 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by blakkkat
im confused..

Was EAD banned or not after all?

Cause if not,i got an idea of what my next 50 posts should be...
Lets put it like that. The EAD ban was put forward by a mod who recently had 30 post musing with himself about his microdick. Then another mod, who recently posted EAD BBV, SMD etc. and only appears to post when he is drunk or otherwise incapacitated anyway. A third mod who supported it recently opened a thread "ram it up your ass". So much for authority, LOL.
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10-05-2014 , 03:58 PM
Can a mod change this thread title?

Everytime I open BBV I see "1 outer with cheese" and instantly think of all the foods with cheese I could go get
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10-05-2014 , 04:12 PM
I have one food with cheese to recommend
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10-05-2014 , 07:25 PM
That hand is just wrong, like taking a beautiful woman back to your place. You're kissing and tearing each other's clothes off on your way to the bedroom. She rips off your pants and then you pull off her dress and gasp in horror as you see she's got an 8-inch slong and that in fact you took home a tranny. She apologizes for being a tranny and hopes you don't mind...

You tell her to get the hell out of your house but then she has another confession to make, that whenever she gets a tranny boner that she becomes super strong like the Hulk.

You look down and see her massive pulsating purple headed warrior and she looks at you with a gleam in her eye and a crooked smile.

Next thing you know, she has you pinned faced down on the bed and is spreading your cheeks and pumping into you like a Texas Oil pump head. You scream and fight but her hands on your wrists are like a steel vise. She forces you into doggie and spanks your ass while insisting you call her mamma long stroke....

What starts off as a promising tryst ends up as a night costing you tens of thousands of dollars in therapy as well as a few plastic surgery operations to return your cornhole to a manageable size...
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10-05-2014 , 07:49 PM
^WTF....
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10-05-2014 , 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by dgiharris
That hand is just wrong, like taking a beautiful woman back to your place. You're kissing and tearing each other's clothes off on your way to the bedroom. She rips off your pants and then you pull off her dress and gasp in horror as you see she's got an 8-inch slong and that in fact you took home a tranny. She apologizes for being a tranny and hopes you don't mind...

You tell her to get the hell out of your house but then she has another confession to make, that whenever she gets a tranny boner that she becomes super strong like the Hulk.

You look down and see her massive pulsating purple headed warrior and she looks at you with a gleam in her eye and a crooked smile.

Next thing you know, she has you pinned faced down on the bed and is spreading your cheeks and pumping into you like a Texas Oil pump head. You scream and fight but her hands on your wrists are like a steel vise. She forces you into doggie and spanks your ass while insisting you call her mamma long stroke....

What starts off as a promising tryst ends up as a night costing you tens of thousands of dollars in therapy as well as a few plastic surgery operations to return your cornhole to a manageable size...
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Originally Posted by [ ]
^WTF....
I was just writing an analog to OP's hand
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10-05-2014 , 08:32 PM
hey, it was just 10 dollars...
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10-05-2014 , 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
hey, it was just 10 dollars...
hey, the tranny only had a 2-inch slong...

just sayin, bad is bad...
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10-06-2014 , 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by dgiharris
That hand is just wrong, like taking a beautiful woman back to your place. You're kissing and tearing each other's clothes off on your way to the bedroom. She rips off your pants and then you pull off her dress and gasp in horror as you see she's got an 8-inch slong and that in fact you took home a tranny. She apologizes for being a tranny and hopes you don't mind...

You tell her to get the hell out of your house but then she has another confession to make, that whenever she gets a tranny boner that she becomes super strong like the Hulk.

You look down and see her massive pulsating purple headed warrior and she looks at you with a gleam in her eye and a crooked smile.

Next thing you know, she has you pinned faced down on the bed and is spreading your cheeks and pumping into you like a Texas Oil pump head. You scream and fight but her hands on your wrists are like a steel vise. She forces you into doggie and spanks your ass while insisting you call her mamma long stroke....

What starts off as a promising tryst ends up as a night costing you tens of thousands of dollars in therapy as well as a few plastic surgery operations to return your cornhole to a manageable size...
is this what you are fantasizing about?
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10-06-2014 , 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by vrael111
is this what you are fantasizing about?
No, that umm... That ummm story ahhh happened ahhh to a guy I knew, yeah, that's it, that's the ticket.
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10-06-2014 , 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Lets put it like that. The EAD ban was put forward by a mod who recently had 30 post musing with himself about his microdick. Then another mod, who recently posted EAD BBV, SMD etc. and only appears to post when he is drunk or otherwise incapacitated anyway. A third mod who supported it recently opened a thread "ram it up your ass". So much for authority, LOL.
Which one was the drunk incapacitated mod?
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10-06-2014 , 06:53 AM
Which mod is the tranny?
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10-06-2014 , 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by salesbeast
Hero (BTN): $9.80 (98 bb)
Ouch.
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10-06-2014 , 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Lets put it like that. The EAD ban was put forward by a mod who recently had 30 post musing with himself about his microdick. Then another mod, who recently posted EAD BBV, SMD etc. and only appears to post when he is drunk or otherwise incapacitated anyway. A third mod who supported it recently opened a thread "ram it up your ass". So much for authority, LOL.
Well,at least now we know why they are BBV mods..
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10-07-2014 , 02:25 AM
you go to Denny's you're probably spending more than $10
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10-07-2014 , 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dgiharris
That hand is just wrong, like taking a beautiful woman back to your place. You're kissing and tearing each other's clothes off on your way to the bedroom. She rips off your pants and then you pull off her dress and gasp in horror as you see she's got an 8-inch slong and that in fact you took home a tranny. She apologizes for being a tranny and hopes you don't mind...

You tell her to get the hell out of your house but then she has another confession to make, that whenever she gets a tranny boner that she becomes super strong like the Hulk.

You look down and see her massive pulsating purple headed warrior and she looks at you with a gleam in her eye and a crooked smile.

Next thing you know, she has you pinned faced down on the bed and is spreading your cheeks and pumping into you like a Texas Oil pump head. You scream and fight but her hands on your wrists are like a steel vise. She forces you into doggie and spanks your ass while insisting you call her mamma long stroke....

What starts off as a promising tryst ends up as a night costing you tens of thousands of dollars in therapy as well as a few plastic surgery operations to return your cornhole to a manageable size...
Is this from your up coming semi-autobiographical novel... 50 Shades of Gay?
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10-08-2014 , 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by BaconMaker
Is this from your up coming semi-autobiographical novel... 50 Shades of Gay?
First off, I was talking about a friend

And secondly, being anally violated against your will by a freakishly mutant strong Tranny with an 8-inch along is not gay! In fact, one could argue that it takes a real man to endure 3hrs 18min & 43secs of Tranny jackhammering
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10-08-2014 , 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by dgiharris
First off, I was talking about a friend

And secondly, being anally violated against your will by a freakishly mutant strong Tranny with an 8-inch along is not gay! In fact, one could argue that it takes a real man to endure 3hrs 18min & 43secs of Tranny jackhammering
Gay males can't be real men?
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10-08-2014 , 03:23 PM
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10-09-2014 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by dgiharris
First off, I was talking about a friend

And secondly, being anally violated against your will by a freakishly mutant strong Tranny with an 8-inch along is not gay! In fact, one could argue that it takes a real man to endure 3hrs 18min & 43secs of Tranny jackhammering
hmm somedoby is sharing too much on the internet..
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10-09-2014 , 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by salesbeast
Had a strange disconnect then this all happened....

    Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    Hero (BTN): $9.80 (98 bb)
    SB: $42.64 (426.4 bb)
    BB: $12.77 (127.7 bb)
    UTG: $9.85 (98.5 bb)
    MP: $8.78 (87.8 bb)
    CO: $11.78 (117.8 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with A J
    UTG raises to $0.30, MP calls $0.30, CO folds, Hero raises to $0.70, SB folds, BB calls $0.60, UTG calls $0.40, MP calls $0.40

    Flop: ($2.85) 8 T 9 (4 players)
    BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets $1.40, Hero calls $1.40, BB calls $1.40, UTG folds

    Turn: ($7.05) Q (3 players)
    BB checks, MP bets $6.68 and is all-in, Hero raises to $7.70 and is all-in, BB folds

    River: ($20.41) 6 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $20.41 pot ($0.92 rake)
    Final Board: 8 T 9 Q 6
    Hero showed A J and lost (-$8.78 net)
    BB mucked and lost (-$2.10 net)
    MP showed 7 T and won $19.49 ($10.71 net)
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    10-09-2014 , 10:21 PM
    The responses here never disappoint.
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