That hand is just wrong, like taking a beautiful woman back to your place. You're kissing and tearing each other's clothes off on your way to the bedroom. She rips off your pants and then you pull off her dress and gasp in horror as you see she's got an 8-inch slong and that in fact you took home a tranny. She apologizes for being a tranny and hopes you don't mind...
You tell her to get the hell out of your house but then she has another confession to make, that whenever she gets a tranny boner that she becomes super strong like the Hulk.
You look down and see her massive pulsating purple headed warrior and she looks at you with a gleam in her eye and a crooked smile.
Next thing you know, she has you pinned faced down on the bed and is spreading your cheeks and pumping into you like a Texas Oil pump head. You scream and fight but her hands on your wrists are like a steel vise. She forces you into doggie and spanks your ass while insisting you call her mamma long stroke....
What starts off as a promising tryst ends up as a night costing you tens of thousands of dollars in therapy as well as a few plastic surgery operations to return your cornhole to a manageable size...