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02-23-2011 , 10:07 PM

#126

lolicall

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarkNaked

These are some manly hands, imo.

I bet her elbows are really pointy too, and im sure her breath stinks in the morning.

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02-23-2011 , 10:53 PM

#127

HJ_Himself

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad Aces

Ive put more cash money in a g-string than you have to your name

Is this really a brag by any means? I love paying for not sex too.

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02-24-2011 , 12:14 AM

#128

FairXChange

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 298

Quote:

Originally Posted by FishTheShark

Didn't even notice the hands tbh ... but who would?!

Spoiler:

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02-24-2011 , 12:17 AM

#129

lwolf87

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 155

Quote:

Originally Posted by FairXChange

Spoiler:

Agree, if you notice the hands you are gay for real.
But once you guys make me see it, I can't unsee it.

Ruined the perfect girl

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02-24-2011 , 12:36 AM

#130

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Holy **** the theme song lasted exactly long enough for me to read the thread and start posting, and it was pretty relaxing too.

glgl

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02-24-2011 , 12:38 AM

#131

Bladesman87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 14,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by FishTheShark

Didn't even notice the hands tbh ... but who would?!

Anyone who's had a discomforting trip to Thailand imo.

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02-24-2011 , 12:53 AM

#132

mikekelley13

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,088

have to sub this

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02-24-2011 , 04:02 AM

#133

ninersrule

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,545

so your busto?

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02-24-2011 , 05:25 AM

#134

vughtzuid

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 556

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy_dog

arrrrf ty

what do you arrrrf want

aaarrf!!! never

WTF is this ****? Why are you doing dog-gimmick **** in your posts?

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02-24-2011 , 05:41 AM

#135

Dirt Diggler

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,875

LARF LARF^^

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02-24-2011 , 05:53 AM

#136

mikekelley13

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,088

wish i had not of had 12 beers before reading that. what does it all mean?

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02-24-2011 , 08:59 AM

#137

CrazyNL

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 3,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

que es esto?

Español escrito terriblemente.

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02-24-2011 , 08:59 AM

#138

CrazyNL

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 3,377

let's donate to op to gambool at 200plo

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02-24-2011 , 10:12 AM

#139

banned user

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 369

Just woke up about to sell my $T and get back in action. ISILDUR IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU BETTER BE SHAKING

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02-24-2011 , 10:22 AM

#140

Caledonianbu

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 248

SN?

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02-24-2011 , 10:42 AM

#141

banned user

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 369

BBV I regret to inform you that I am on the doorstep of defeat. I have 4 cents left which I am taking to the 990 player hyper turbos, once I am done with both of those my roll should be about 8.80 which will continue my journey.
One of the final hands

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Hero (BB): $27.50
BTN/SB: $30.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T

BTN/SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN/SB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN/SB raises to $8.85, Hero raises to $26 all in, BTN/SB calls $17.15

Turn: ($55.00) 9

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($55.00) 6

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $55.00
Hero shows T

(two pair, Kings and Sixes)
BTN/SB shows T

(a full house, Sixes full of Tens)
BTN/SB wins $54.50
(Rake: $0.50)

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02-24-2011 , 10:49 AM

#142

banned user

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 369

isildur's multi is trying to stop me.
HE WILL NOT WIN
Poker Stars $0.02+$0.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t40 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

CO: t1475 M = 2.38
BTN: t3640 M = 5.87
SB: t1300 M = 2.10
BB: t1585 M = 2.56
Hero (UTG): t1200 M = 1.94
UTG+1: t230 M = 0.37
MP1: t1590 M = 2.56
MP2: t1350 M = 2.18

Pre Flop: (t620) Hero is UTG with A

Hero raises to t1160 all in, 1 fold, MP1 raises to t1550 all in, 5 folds

Flop: (t2940) T

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t2940) 7

(2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2940) K

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2940
Hero shows A

(high card Ace)
MP1 shows 6

(a pair of Fives)
MP1 wins t2940

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02-24-2011 , 10:58 AM

#143

Dirt Diggler

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,875

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02-24-2011 , 12:25 PM

#144

barradri

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,258

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirt Diggler

lol

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02-24-2011 , 12:51 PM

#145

tswpoker1

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,979

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffsays

FAKE! You would have a flush not two pair. Nice try though, you had everyone going.

imo

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02-24-2011 , 01:23 PM

#146

pohlr96

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,414

I was getting excited when you were up to $200 then the next post you had $50 and I wasn't quite as excited and then you were playing $0 tourneys and I was disappointed.