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If you want, I can pm you all of the HH"s. It is all completely real. How I wish it wasn't.

hahaha

that's for not answering my HEM filter question..

wow this is crazy

Ok, here is what I did with the filters on HM.

1. Under Reports click filters and then the 'more filters' tab.

2. At the very bottom of the list under 'other filters', select 'Allin Win% is Bigger Than...' and 'Allin Win% is Less Than'. Make it bigger than 50% and less than 50% for the two.

3. I also set the Final Pot size in BB's to "bigger than" 40bbs.

It's pretty easy and you can mess around with it.

you're never going to turn it around, slugger, if your attitude is **** poker, as it says below your avatar.

wah wah wah wah.

Poker is the devil.

I will turn it around someday. Just not in the foreseeable future.

I hate poker right now. DUCY??

Fix your location please, it's messing with the tables.

lolol vigilante

Poker is a complex game, unsolvable despite the daily hubris here on twoplustwo. Maybe you are an intuitive supra genius who, on a deep level, wants to sabatage himself. Maybe you have developed some super effective, super subtle anti-strategy?

Are you building big pots relative to your stack and folding?

You have some kind of leak. That is a fact because the opposite, that you played 80K hands without any significant upswing, is too unlikely (probability zero). Even bad players go on upswings. Even really bad players go on upswings.

Your graph really suggests that you are methodically and consistently not playing well, not that you are several magnitudes unluckier than the the unluckiest poker player who ever posted a blind.

You might have taken a liking to your view of yourself as unlucky but good. Don't do that. Face the facts. There are leaks in your game. If you've worked on your game to the nth degree already, then try another format like heads up or full ring or another game for awhile because man I have to tell you when you get wacked out improbable as hell results, challenge the underlying assumptions that produce the wacked outedness rather than accept the wacked outedness as the outcome of an ordinary process....if that makes any sense. I mean if I was a farmer and saw that there was a solid golden egg in some chickens nest, I would challenge the assumption that the egg was lain by the chicken. I would not, as you are doing, assume the chicken laid the golden egg and thank my lucky stars.

I'll let someone else flame this moran.

wat?

trying to make an analogy to make my point but maybe it got a little choppy.

Variance, despite what you maybe absobed in this forum, does not mean losses. Losses are not always due to variance. In fact, my main point is, your graph is not all over the place. There is not a high amount of vaiance in your results. Your results are incredibly consistent. That LACK OF VARIANCE means you are not playing well.

Did you even read the thread?

I have a total of 9 datamined hands on you in my DB. One of them is this one.

[ ] Downswong

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

atcblues (UTG): $52.45
lhprodigy (CO): $100.00
sluggger5x (BTN): $108.60
luckychief (SB): $92.00
Castigar (BB): $151.25

Pre Flop: ($1.50)
2 folds, sluggger5x raises to $3, 1 fold, Castigar raises to $13, sluggger5x calls $10

Flop: ($26.50) 4 5 6 (2 players)
Castigar bets $16, sluggger5x raises to $60, Castigar raises to $138.25 all in, sluggger5x calls $35.60 all in

Turn: ($217.70) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($217.70) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $217.70
sluggger5x shows 4 2 (a pair of Fours)
Castigar shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
Castigar wins $214.70
(Rake: $3.00)

I didn't get past the second line of burden2's post and regretted reading that far frankly.

well now its:

Location: asdf;lkjsdf;lkjds;lvkjd;lkja;ldkfj;

so his shrink must be earning the mega$$$.

Anyways,

yeah I don't know nothin dont listen to me. Just keep on going slugger. See if you can play another 80,000 hands without a single upswing. We will all be very impressed. Hopefully you can get there before spontaneously combusting

wait a minute, I thought you got a coaching and started crushing your limits?


Cliff notes after his coaching pls.

Rigged?

I ran 3 buyins OVER expectation tonight. Is it time for my woes to end??!?!

you seemed to have had everything in line at @ hand 800

And after that you're surprised you're running bad... Srsly guy I don't understand ppl like you.

[ ] understands that I ran well tonight

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Maybe you are in a never ending lifetime downswing ...

hahaha