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09-14-2011 , 10:55 AM

#326

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,901

A bake-off.

(...I win!)

09-14-2011 , 10:56 AM

#327

surfdoc

banned

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frond

What's next for this forum: A Scrapbooking a competition?

If wives are allowed in then you are all drawing dead. I married the best scraper ever. I don't really want to take a photo of her photos but the detail is pretty amazing. There is a women at the end of our street who owns a scrapbooking business so my wife has access to all the latest developments in scrapbooking technology. This woman does the scrapbooking for the chargers and her business was so busy that she hired one of my wives friends to work for her.

09-14-2011 , 12:35 PM

#328

ILikeRocks

adept

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 949

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlanBostick

A bake-off.

(...I win!)

Debatable, imo.

09-14-2011 , 12:46 PM

#329

KenoVictoryLap

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,303

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfdoc

If wives are allowed in then you are all drawing dead. I married the best scraper ever. I don't really want to take a photo of her photos but the detail is pretty amazing. There is a women at the end of our street who owns a scrapbooking business so my wife has access to all the latest developments in scrapbooking technology. This woman does the scrapbooking for the chargers and her business was so busy that she hired one of my wives friends to work for her.

First time that sentence has ever appeared in print, imo.

09-14-2011 , 12:55 PM

#330

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlanBostick

A bake-off.

(...I win!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILikeRocks

Debatable, imo.

Ooh, bake-off trash talk. A whole new level to the phrase, "Grab a napkin, you just got served."

09-14-2011 , 01:42 PM

#331

leo doc

Most interesting man on 2p2

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 12,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfdoc

This woman does the scrapbooking for the chargers and her business was so busy that she hired one of my wives friends to work for her.

The bolded word woulda been an interesting omission from the sentence.

Last edited by leo doc; 09-14-2011 at 01:50 PM. Reason: rectified ninja edit

09-14-2011 , 01:44 PM

#332

private joker

Most Definitely

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,244

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfdoc

one of my wives friends

Quote:

Originally Posted by leo doc

The bolded word woulda been an interesting omission from the sentence.

Haha I was thinking the same thing. Surfdoc just confessed to polygamy on 2+2.

09-14-2011 , 01:51 PM

#333

Frond

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,892

Quilting anyone?

09-14-2011 , 02:06 PM

#334

ILikeRocks

adept

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 949

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frond

Quilting anyone?

I'm pretty sure I have the most random skillset in MSLHE (it includes some pretty obscure stuff). Quilting is in there, although I don't enjoy it, and will never do it by hand.

09-14-2011 , 02:06 PM

#335

Captain R

Wot

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,574

So if there were a MSLHE home "mixed" game where you could throw in any other activity, what would you throw in?

Sounds like:

PJ -- dancing
surfdoc -- surfing
9.5 -- picking up chicks
alan bostick/iloverocks -- baking
DosXX -- making beer

Honestly, this sounds like we could throw together one helluva good ****ing party! IMR.

09-14-2011 , 02:17 PM

#336

leo doc

Most interesting man on 2p2

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 12,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain R

Honestly, this sounds like we could throw together one helluva good ****ing party! IMR.

Would there be any objection if I hosted this party?

Last edited by leo doc; 09-14-2011 at 02:22 PM. Reason: surfdoc is also pretty spectacular when he jumps

09-14-2011 , 02:29 PM

#337

pig4bill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 35,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILikeRocks

I'm pretty sure I have the most random skillset in MSLHE (it includes some pretty obscure stuff). Quilting is in there, although I don't enjoy it, and will never do it by hand.

Can you tie flies?

How is your soldering?

Do you reload fired ammunition?

09-14-2011 , 02:32 PM

#338

private joker

Most Definitely

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,244

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain R

iloverocks

Freudian slip?

09-14-2011 , 03:59 PM

#339

Michael Davis

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,010

"What happens to a group of sharks displaced from their natural environment?"

09-14-2011 , 04:12 PM

#340

numbnuts

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,405

wow, i feel so completely untalented. I need a niche.

09-14-2011 , 04:22 PM

#341

Captain R

Wot

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by leo doc

Would there be any objection if I hosted this party?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain R

PJ -- dancing
surfdoc -- surfing
9.5 -- picking up chicks
alan bostick/iloverocks -- baking
DosXX -- making beer
leo doc -- The Man

FMP.

Quote:

Originally Posted by private joker

Freudian slip?

I never noticed her sn was ilikerocks now that you mention it!

09-14-2011 , 04:38 PM

#342

numbnuts

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,405

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain R

iwanttododirtythingsto...rocks -- baking

fyp

09-14-2011 , 04:45 PM

#343

leo doc

Most interesting man on 2p2

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 12,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Davis

"What happens to a group of sharks displaced from their natural environment?"

Quote:

Some studies have proved that 70% of the ocean waters are shark free. (from Wiki)

If I were a shark, I'd consider relocating.. perhaps to bluer waters.

09-14-2011 , 04:50 PM

#344

ILikeRocks

adept

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 949

Quote:

Originally Posted by pig4bill

Can you tie flies?

How is your soldering?

Do you reload fired ammunition?

1) No.
2) Pretty good, but rusty (people who work in labs tend to acquire a lot of assembly/machining skills, tho for example I'm too young for glassblowing to be a necessary skill in my lab type anymore)
3) No. But I can flintknap, so if you want gunflints or something pointy to put on the end of a stick, lemme know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by numbnuts007

wow, i feel so completely untalented. I need a niche.

Your niche is one-liners and cute baby pictures, imo.

09-14-2011 , 04:51 PM

#345

BigBadBabar

California Elephant

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,682

Quote:

Originally Posted by numbnuts007

wow, i feel so completely untalented. I need a niche.

chicken fried rice obv

09-14-2011 , 05:08 PM

#346

leo doc

Most interesting man on 2p2

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 12,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by pig4bill

Can you tie flies?

Yes, but it's much easier after they've been swatted. Especially when there are multiple flies to be tied.

Quote:

How is your soldering?

Fair-to-middling when there's a good drill sergeant about. Oh wait...

Quote:

Do you reload fired ammunition?

Not since I could afford the new stuff. Do you reload unfired ammunition?

09-14-2011 , 05:29 PM

#347

surfdoc

banned

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by private joker

Haha I was thinking the same thing. Surfdoc just confessed to polygamy on 2+2.

My wife actually brought up the other day how she understood polygamy in a way that having multiple women around would be a huge boost to the productivity of a household. I nodded in agreement and then smiled inside as the dirty dog in me could not come close to filtering the ensuing nasty thoughts that flooded my cortex.

09-14-2011 , 05:34 PM

#348

surfdoc

banned

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain R

Was trying not to come out and say it directly but you have seen my offspring on the dance floor right? She didn't get it from my wife that is for sure. I haven't seen PJ get his groove on but this certainly seems like a potential prop bet opportunity.

Last edited by surfdoc; 09-14-2011 at 05:44 PM. Reason: PJ is a nit