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09-12-2020 , 03:21 PM

#15976

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

Woke up with a headache. It went away after a few naps. By the time i got my hands on a thermometer, my headache had went away. My body temp is normal. I feel totally fine. If i wake up feeling off tomorrow, i will be looking to get tested.

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09-12-2020 , 04:52 PM

#15977

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

Howard is still alive imo.

Operation is on Wednesday, one night in hospital, will post likely boring TR when I get home.

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09-12-2020 , 10:55 PM

#15978

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

No regular posters in SMP are allowed to die. That's an Order!

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09-14-2020 , 01:19 PM

#15979

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,418

We will live forever, at least in cyberspace.

GL Howard!

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09-14-2020 , 03:56 PM

#15980

PairTheBoard

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,309

PairTheBoard

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09-14-2020 , 07:42 PM

#15981

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

Thats what to expect guys coming this season. Paranoid off your rocker over every little cold that you get. Mass confusion and hysteria incoming.

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09-14-2020 , 08:54 PM

#15982

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

https://youtu.be/ut6CpuRXlnA

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09-14-2020 , 09:08 PM

#15983

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

If you had knowledge of everything referred to in the sonh "We didn't the fire", then youd probally fare well in a general knowledge quiz, but you'd be even more likely to fare well if the questions asked pertained to those exact subjects. Such is the problem with IQ tests.

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 09-14-2020 at 09:15 PM.

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09-14-2020 , 09:13 PM

#15984

lastcardcharlie

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,972

No ****.

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09-14-2020 , 09:23 PM

#15985

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

You can learn how to get good at IQ tests. True or false charlie?

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09-14-2020 , 09:30 PM

#15986

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

I will answer for you. True. Çarry on.

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09-14-2020 , 09:41 PM

#15987

lastcardcharlie

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09-14-2020 , 09:55 PM

#15988

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

Godless patriarchal commies. They beat me at chess, so i beat them at snooker.

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09-16-2020 , 09:17 AM

#15989

masque de Z

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,961

Be great Howard and come back with jokes and stories about sexy nurses.

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09-16-2020 , 09:32 AM

#15990

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2,225

This episode is hilarious. He is mad.
https://play.acast.com/s/blindboy/punchuspilots

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09-17-2020 , 07:24 PM

#15991

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

I've got 5 holes in me. Still feel horrible but they kind of wanted me out of there after 1 night. No sexy nurses either. Hated to tell them that their touted 'Robotic Surgery Device' was not a robot (doctor stands off to the side controlling everything) so I kept quiet. Asked 1 nurse how long she thought it would take evolution to eliminate the appendix and got a 'wut?' in reply.

I think it's time to take another Percocet plus I have to feed mom dinner. Better off if I'd died during this minor procedure and put an end to the horror.

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09-17-2020 , 07:58 PM

#15992

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

First thing I was aware of after operation was hearing the nurses discussing whether to give me dilaudid or fentanyl, I think they went w/ fentanyl, didn't ask but kept answering 'MORE!' when asked if I needed it. That kept me ok for most of the night.

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09-18-2020 , 06:34 AM

#15993

masque de Z

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,961

Horror lasts a little its all good eventually. Life is good and can become sexy too. Better to have lived than not at all!

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09-18-2020 , 02:50 PM

#15994

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

You're a cheerful fellow, masque, I wish that I were the same way.

IDK why they kept me only one day w/ 5 holes in me sending me home w/ only a prescription for Percocet, I'm pretty miserable right now. At least I don't have Covid and I'm pretty sure that one of the nurses said there wasn't anyone w/ Covid in the hospital but, being pumped full of fentanyl, I might not have understood correctly. Sure could use some more of that right now.

I think I'll pop a pill and sleep for the rest of the day.

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09-18-2020 , 03:41 PM

#15995

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

Five bullet holes, none superficial, and they may have kept you for more than one day - otherwise you get booted out. More important patients than you covet the needed bed space and you are just a dispensable old man that had standard surgery. Take your drugs and stop whining. The worse part is that you will live and continue to plague society with your worthless existence. But that is what most of us do by default anyway so don't beat yourself up over it.

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09-18-2020 , 05:22 PM

#15996

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,476

I'm surprised they kept you for a day.

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09-18-2020 , 05:28 PM

#15997

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

I must be in better shape than I'd thought. Got the EKG, blood tests, etc and got booted out as Zeno put it w/ half my gut black and blue. And what I had is minor surgery. Now I have to hope that I never need major surgery, jfc.

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09-18-2020 , 05:38 PM

#15998

spanktehbadwookie

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

Get well soon, Howard!

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09-18-2020 , 07:04 PM

#15999

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

TYVM.

btw, the discharge papers include 5 pages or so of 'drugs are bad' bec I was prescribed the Percocet which included methods of quitting drugs. Heh, what I want is more drugs.

btw, part 2: Mom's oxygen generator decided that today was the day to break. God hates me, he hates my guts.