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10-08-2014 , 01:37 PM
Skips
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10-08-2014 , 01:40 PM
Making final plans and booking flights. Looks like I will be in France, Denmark (Copenhagen) and England (London) on this fling across the pond and into the Eurotrash woods.
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10-08-2014 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
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Sorry. It occurred to me last night that my difficulties in maintaining "right amount drunk" is strongly affected by the hoppiness of the beverages.

Hops definitely dull the edge more than I had been taking into account.
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10-08-2014 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Making final plans and booking flights. Looks like I will be in France, Denmark (Copenhagen) and England (London) on this fling across the pond and into the Eurotrash woods.
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10-08-2014 , 02:25 PM
I was there when this song came out:
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10-08-2014 , 05:45 PM
I unexpectedly got free beer tonight. The pub I wad in is converting from a lager pub to a proper pub. A local micro brewer was in to do some marketing, which entailed him giving his beer away.
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10-08-2014 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Sorry. It occurred to me last night that my difficulties in maintaining "right amount drunk" is strongly affected by the hoppiness of the beverages.

Hops definitely dull the edge more than I had been taking into account.
Its so difficult to get people to realise that hoppiness matters as well as the ABV. Not as difficult as getting research funding.

After decades of trying to explain bitter to americans its a joy to see so many good american beers appearing over here. Cricket next
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10-08-2014 , 06:39 PM
I feel so much more civilised and smart now that I have learned to say merry/marry/Mary. Had no idea they were pronounced differently. Don't hate. Be proud for me, Brits.
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10-08-2014 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
I was there when this song came out:
I'm declaring the above my official theme song for my Eurotrash excursion. If I make it back alive, I promise pics. Can't promise I'll post much when I'm there...........
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10-08-2014 , 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
I was there when this song came out:

I first heard that song one night when I was too drunk to get off the couch when my CD 'ended', and it just kept playing nothingness until it hit track 69 and started playing this cool song I'd never heard before.

Next morning, I wasn't really sure it had happened.

This is the first time I saw the video though. Thanks.
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10-09-2014 , 04:37 PM
My grasshopper cannibalism pic got buried by the Jacque Derrida guitar grunge feast. Normally I would just let that pass. But then today I caught two grasshoppers in the act. That's correct: F******. And the female grasshopper, while allowing the smaller male to copulate in the usually on-the-back position, was feasting on the carcass of another grasshopper. Sex and Cannibalism at the same time! By the way, the grasshoppers just die after the whole DNA exchange, egg laying etc. I ran to get my camera and holy ****, the battery was dead. So no photo for me to post. Another great science moment goes unrecorded. What a disaster.
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10-09-2014 , 07:44 PM
Who doesn't have a camera on their phone these days?? Hahaha, Zeno gotta flip phone...
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10-09-2014 , 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
Who doesn't have a camera on their phone these days?? Hahaha, Zeno gotta flip phone...
Do you get good closeups with yours?
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10-09-2014 , 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
Who doesn't have a camera on their phone these days?? Hahaha, Zeno gotta flip phone...
Good point - I could have tried with my cell phone camera which is some upgrade from the old flip phone types. But the digital Cannon camera I have has a macro lens option so you can take those quality close up photos, which is what is needed for the scrumptious details of sex and cannibalism amongst our grasshopper friends. A blurry or poor quality pic is worse than no pic. Oh -what might have been.
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10-09-2014 , 11:40 PM
Next time just sneak up slowly behind those ****ing bugs and snap a close up. She aint jumpin far with ol don juan on her back, and her hands and mouth full.
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10-10-2014 , 12:26 AM
You could draw a picture.
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10-10-2014 , 12:37 PM
Hey, good idea! It's not too late, Zeno!

Oh crap, I forgot to mention I'm not comparing the Spanish to grasshoppers. Hope it's not to late!
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10-10-2014 , 07:37 PM
Basic Info:

Brachystola magna
Common name: LUBBER GRASSHOPPER
Size: 38-79 mm.
General distribution: Montana to Minnesota, S. to Mexico.
Habitat: Grassland.
Host: Compositae, including lettuce; Malvaceae, including cotton. Also consume many other species of forbs, as well as carrion, etc.; cannibalistic.


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10-10-2014 , 07:46 PM
YES! That's what I'm talkin bout! ROFL Grasshopper porn anime, bitches!! Boomshikachirpchirp!!

Last edited by FoldnDark; 10-10-2014 at 07:47 PM. Reason: Terrible photo btw
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10-10-2014 , 08:29 PM
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10-11-2014 , 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
My grasshopper cannibalism pic got buried by the Jacque Derrida guitar grunge feast. Normally I would just let that pass. But then today I caught two grasshoppers in the act. That's correct: F******. And the female grasshopper, while allowing the smaller male to copulate in the usually on-the-back position, was feasting on the carcass of another grasshopper. Sex and Cannibalism at the same time! By the way, the grasshoppers just die after the whole DNA exchange, egg laying etc. I ran to get my camera and holy ****, the battery was dead. So no photo for me to post. Another great science moment goes unrecorded. What a disaster.
I bet the female had mated with the male she is now eating and now she is getting a second round from another male (who will join the first guy as meal later). Talk about super heartless calculating b...ches. Some species are doing that multiple mating thing.

While we are at the subject of grasshoppers enjoy ancient Greek cultural elements one more time lol (right side of the coin);


410BC

Last edited by masque de Z; 10-11-2014 at 05:06 AM.
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10-11-2014 , 12:43 PM
Leaving the grasshoppers to their favorite activities.



My new goal in life: getting to know single malts better than Zeno.
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10-11-2014 , 01:22 PM
Derivative
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10-11-2014 , 01:28 PM
Paradoxically, plaaynde will never get there.
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10-11-2014 , 02:02 PM
The pupil can sometimes outperform the master. Not maybe 99% of times, but that 1% illusion I'm prepared to live.
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