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I've been renting the same apartment month to month for the past fifteen years. Management keeps wanting me to sign a six month lease but I don't want to make that kind of commitment.

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02-05-2015 , 01:31 AM

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They remodeled my kitchen and bathrooms about a month ago and they're completely different now. However, I'm starting to feel like they've always been this way.

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02-05-2015 , 06:09 AM

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Sometimes I'll watch a movie several times in the hope that this time the ending will be different.

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They remodeled my kitchen and bathrooms about a month ago and they're completely different now. However, I'm starting to feel like they've always been this way.

There's a pattern emerging.

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02-05-2015 , 11:01 AM

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Zeno

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I'm glad PairTheBoard is back. I consider it a cosmic event and alignment of the stars because for the first time in at least 4 years I played Omaha Hi/Low (4-8 game with kill) just before he ambled back to 2+2. I won a minor $103 and decided that I'd had enough of those jokers and went home.

"Damn, when the board paired I had to just check and call," was a refrain and litany that often waffled through the heavy dense air.

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02-05-2015 , 11:11 AM

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O8 mentioned itt. And PTB. Signing like Mason, I like that.

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02-05-2015 , 11:15 AM

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I'm glad PairTheBoard is back. I consider it a cosmic event and alignment of the stars...

Talk is cheap. You should be attending more 2+2 gatherings for the benefit of SMP.

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02-05-2015 , 11:22 AM

#409

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Yeah, where were you?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...6&postcount=42

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02-05-2015 , 11:51 AM

#410

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There's a pattern emerging.

I sometimes have absolutely no memory of something I did just moments ago.

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02-05-2015 , 11:57 AM

#411

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There's a pattern emerging.

I sometimes have absolutely no memory of something I did just moments ago.

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02-05-2015 , 12:23 PM

#412

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Years ago, before coming to 2+2, I first started posting under this name in Mike Caro's forums. I was chased out of there by a group flaming for advising people against taking up the life of a poker player. They claimed that even my name was arrogant, like I somehow think I can order it to happen.

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02-05-2015 , 10:31 PM

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Zeno

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I eat large kosher style dill pickles using a knife and fork.

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02-06-2015 , 01:20 AM

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Ants periodically swarm my apartment. I sometimes think of them as little friends who have come to visit again. But I kill them anyway.

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02-06-2015 , 02:54 AM

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I refuse to admit I am in denial.

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02-06-2015 , 03:06 AM

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I eat large kosher style dill pickles using a knife and fork.

I have five jars of pickles in my fridge. They've all been opened. I don't know how it happened.

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02-06-2015 , 03:07 AM

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I've never made a grocery list.

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02-06-2015 , 09:53 AM

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lastcardcharlie

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I have five jars of pickles in my fridge. They've all been opened. I don't know how it happened.

Don't throw them away, whatever you do. Bad karma.

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02-06-2015 , 11:32 AM

#419

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I feel uncomfortable in crowds of 632 people.

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02-06-2015 , 11:59 AM

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plaaynde

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I don't have a problem with the size of my member.

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02-06-2015 , 12:09 PM

#421

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I may have to take up smoking again to help me get off the nicotine gum.

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02-06-2015 , 12:11 PM

#422

plaaynde

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I don't use nicotine, but I'm a nicotinist.

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02-06-2015 , 12:14 PM

#423

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I don't have a problem with the size of my member.

I am also ok with the size of your member.

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02-06-2015 , 12:34 PM

#424

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I am also ok with the size of your member.

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02-06-2015 , 02:34 PM

#425

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I wouldn't mind taking a ride into space as long as they have bathroom facilities. I would not feel good about going outside what with all the telescopes.

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