Round #1 Pick #2

El Rata selects...




Now obviously I am not the 2nd worst poster in SE. Some might even say (correctly, I must add) that I'm a top 5 poster on the entire TwoPlusTwo forums. However, my ferocious style of posting has been known to rustle some jimmies. I know that my name would eventually come up in this draft, and I want to be proactive about it and not give anyone else the pleasure of making a write-up about me. That's why I decided to pick myself.

Now let us revisit some of my recent elite posts.


My roster of bad p0sters:

1. FlyingRat / The Rat / El Rata

lol rat

lol

BAN THE RAT

Kick him out of the draft, truly pathetic

LOL FRANCE

lol rat

cute idea but no. rat is booted, we're down to 10 drafters

Permabanned: FlyingRat - Pretending to be dead.

BOOM WOW BAIDS

atta boy

this is probably going to be the GOAT draft

LOL RAT

facemelted

lol at that bull**** pick from UNDRAFTED

lol, that was a quick way of letting Chilltown off the hook.

oh look, an attention whore

Head shot. Baids goat

I SELECT BAIDS FOR BEING THE WORST DRAFT COMMISH OF ALL TIME

good job good effort

get 'em

PokerStars Game #14473199915: Tournament #72643926, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIX (4000/8000) - 2008/01/11 - 01:56:27 (ET) Table '72643926 151' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: cowboyoly (245968 in chips)
Seat 2: omnipete (245336 in chips)
Seat 3: JBlaze265 (195371 in chips)
Seat 4: campionmundo (225441 in chips)
Seat 6: oldtimer47 (204070 in chips)
Seat 7: its420inbc (233678 in chips)
Seat 8: LeFlyingRat (76205 in chips)
Seat 9: Steroid Boy (109518 in chips)
cowboyoly: posts the ante 800
omnipete: posts the ante 800
JBlaze265: posts the ante 800
campionmundo: posts the ante 800
oldtimer47: posts the ante 800
its420inbc: posts the ante 800
LeFlyingRat: posts the ante 800
Steroid Boy: posts the ante 800
LeFlyingRat: posts small blind 4000
Steroid Boy: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Steroid Boy [Ac Ah]
cowboyoly: folds
omnipete: folds
JBlaze265: folds
campionmundo: folds
oldtimer47: folds
its420inbc: folds
LeFlyingRat: raises 14222 to 22222
Steroid Boy: raises 81778 to 104000
LeFlyingRat: calls 53183 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2h 9s 8h]
*** TURN *** [2h 9s 8h] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [2h 9s 8h Jh] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LeFlyingRat: shows [Qc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Steroid Boy: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
LeFlyingRat said, "gg life"
*** SUMMARY *** Total pot 157210 | Rake 0
Board [2h 9s 8h Jh Jc]
Seat 1: cowboyoly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: omnipete folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JBlaze265 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: campionmundo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: oldtimer47 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: its420inbc (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: LeFlyingRat (small blind) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 9: Steroid Boy (big blind) showed [Ac Ah] and won (157210) with two pair, Aces and Jacks

I think Rat made a great case for why he was the 2nd pick.

LOLOLOLOLOL STEROID BOY

Gonna be hilarious when he goes 5th overall.

best draft ever