Now obviously I am not the 2nd worst poster in SE. Some might even say (correctly, I must add) that I'm a top 5 poster on the entire TwoPlusTwo forums. However, my ferocious style of posting has been known to rustle some jimmies. I know that my name would eventually come up in this draft, and I want to be proactive about it and not give anyone else the pleasure of making a write-up about me. That's why I decided to pick myself.