i can imagine riverman playing fantasy golf

i find that funny

rhymes with a common food item?

Eh, if that's who he's thinking of it's almost certainly going to get panned by most because he confined his mouthbreathing to pretty much one sport (iirc) and OOT. Draft-worthy for sure though and possibly even first round-worthy but most probably don't remember him.

Riverman vs GREEEAR

It is fascinating behaviour imo

weird. in the original thread that post came from it was actually aksdal, not 0mar or omar. maybe it's noze that needs to lay off the drugs.

I think only TZ posters will know the troll being discussed

Been down this road before. If you know anything about fantasy this is the definition of unfair play. You just happen to be in a jacked up league that allows it, so technically it's not cheating in that aspect. This would never fly in a moderated league that is reviewed by a 3rd party to ensure proper fairness. It would never even be allowed in a free league with a decent Commish.

Amazingly enough, you still hold the view of isn't cheating, and fail to recognize how it would cheapen any win resulting from it, stemming from a lack of understanding of how to commission fantasy sports.

CDL is a GOAT angle-shooter, ldo

too bad Riverman isn't a lawyer or he might have been able to stop him

Dead






Criminal that the original SE troll has fallen this far. The bulk of Dead's work resides on the archive servers which makes it a pain to sort through, but trust me, this guy was 100% full blown AIDS. He wasn't the most inventive troll, but his trail blazing ability to make SE unreadable deserves praise. For instance, here are a few of his gems in a thread asking for him to be banned:




And, my personal favorite:



Not only does he troll the very same thread where he proclaims his innocence, but just look at the beauty of his ignore list detection system. How bad of a poster do you have to be to go around checking to see who has you on ignore? And, how bad are you when finding yourself on three ignore lists in the smaller 2005 era SE is a lower than expected number? Dead was truly a troll before his time.

But, lest you think he would be unable to hack in it today's modern era, he reappeared thanks to a merciful tuq in 2011. A Tigazzzzzz-Yankees series thread would always prove to be virtually unreadable, but adding Dead to the mix took it to a new level. Just a few highlights:

I'm not exactly sure what's going on here, but I think Dead is promising to jerk off in the Yankee Stadium bathrooms to G10's girlfriend?


Dropping some Klan smack on G10:

Some pizza face smack on entry to thread (I really don't think Dead likes Greear):

But, it wasn't only Greear who he got mad. Witness an undrafted terrible posting doctor get mad and throw around unfounded accusations:

To which Dead took the high route:

Really, I could quote all of his 100+ posts in that thread, but I think you get the general idea. Sadly, Dead's time at 2+2 came to a close soon after that series ended, and so we once again must go without his posting wisdom. So, take a moment to remember a true innovator, and admire those perfect teeth once more.

you probably think every MMA fighter ever has assaulted their opponent because if that happened without it being a sanctioned event that the fighters signed up to compete in it would have been assault. Those kind of fights would never fly in a courtroom with police officers and a judge present.

grate pick

Dead clear first round talent.

God, Dead was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good at trolling. I can't think of anyone else who really truly got the best of GREEAR. During his brief return that was an amazing rivalry.

Also - expert use of archives2, pretty sure he was one of the first people ever on 2+2 to get permabanned for body of work. His work in the early days of SE was legendary.

DEAD IF YOU'RE READING THIS:

Part of me wants to go all free the Arkham Asylum and let every banned user drafted in this thread free for 72 hours or something.

I'm kinda thinking Dead is the GOAT pure troll in SE's history?

Can I pick youtalkfunny?

I'm curious if we are thinking of the same person. I shall read on and find out!

Would every banned user even know they've been let free?

Has a very strong case.

Also big ups to CDL and FREE MONEY for inflating Annie's actual value well beyond his EV.

To be completely honest, my #1 overall pick is still on board.

How much of that is based on this?

TZ poster?