the rumblings i'm hearing from my sources in bavaria indicate that it was the jews' fault

Der Markt currently has Bayern as slightly better than evens to reach the semis!

Spot on!

suarez already gone before he knew it, usually if he gets dribbled there its to either side where 2 help defenders were going to engage/tackle him but the nutmeg was unexpected and perfect and a little touch of genius

LÖL Butthurt Munchen

Cabaye ain't no Veratti, at least we'll win leg 2

Second touch is slightly heavy forcing Luiz to engage square. If touch is under him more he prob knocks it past Luiz resulting in body check.

The 1st nutmeg was always on, 2nd one confirms suarez working in 4D, ball is bigger than gap for 23/24 frames.
FIFA 15 finesse finish is just a piss take.

Wrong thread.Lölbayern I guess

Barça's attack can carry the load of all the averageness behind them it seems

sergio goat'ed all over the place, unreal performance

Cabaye can be goated over, Rabiot i must admit is a bit too green for this, wasn't impressed.

Waiting for the real matchups

not every academy boy can come into the best side of all time and win 6 trophies in a year and go Euro-WC-Euro with some CLs and 6-2s mixed in like it ain't no thang

basically yeah rabiot was too "hot" for this, you need ice cold tactical genius beautiful passing cheating bastardary

why nawt? sounds easy enough

just having a thought exercise imagining the conditions where a messi or a maradona or ronaldinho gets produced

i think the key is to play against physically stronger/older kids at an early age where you have to solve football geometric problems with technique and vision instead of the usual stuff which is to be able to run faster and change direction quicker, and of course they have to love the game to get on with it after the kickings and the ouchies but football is an easy mistress to come to love. basically make my future 5 year old play against 8 year olds and so on till he's midway through puberty seems like the way to do it.

organised german academies produce sick and incredibly complete players with A++ mental attributes but no messi-genius

Variance tho

injecting the kids once a week with growth hormones straight into the knee is prob a decent shout as well.

yep we missed Motta too

nah u can't have them be too big when developing dem skills and life-long habits like running gait and centre of gravity, growth hormones a good shout when they hit da puberties

maybe i gotta malnourish my kid a little so he's not one of those clumsy oafs but im not huge so shouldn't be a worry

Motta:Sergio = Walkman:iPod

Eh, all Messi had to do was practice more than anyone else.

is this a reference to some long forgotten aids-debate u engaged with some human-moron-like lolbrit cos i dont get it

You and I had the discussion yesterday.

pretty sure i would not engage the any version of oafkbot

Yeah but he's deprogramming

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I think this guy, Adin Osmanbasic, often does some decent work. Analysis of PSG-Barcelona:

http://spielverlagerung.com/2015/04/...-barcelona-13/