You know Male Ina Garten is pissed to be missing the Golden Corral buffet today. He still wears a pencil with a laminated play board.

Enjoy your families, except your dumb trump voting relatives.

Amazing OP, zero content and random politarding all in one post

Bears -3 (7-3) @ Lions (4-6) (u/o 43.5)

Chicago's looking to get close to claiming a first division title since the dawn of time, but with no Trubisky an up and down Lions team (beat New England, get hammered by the Jets) could prove to be a banana skin in a divisional matchup depending on which of Patricia's teams turn up - no Kerryon Johnson could make the Lions rely more on the passing game, which amounts to Golladay and not a lot else

Redskins +7 (6-4) @ Cowboys (5-5) (u/o 41)

Washington come into this game without Alex Smith, and will resort to Colt McCoy, who's apparently still in the league, which'll see a gameplan of AP all day until his knees expire. Jordan Reed's at a career high 10 games without a concussion so a quick turnaround will surely see the inevitable happen. Dallas can somehow tie Washington for the division lead with a win in this one, they've expanded their offense from Zeke and little else by acquiring Amari Cooper in exchange for a first round pick which the Raiders will surely waste, with a not too threatening remainder of a schedule this could be the first in a run to the division title. Maybe?

Falcons +11.5 (4-6) @ Saints (9-1) (u/o 60)

Expect zero defense to be played as Matt Ryan will look to pass to Julio all day, with Ridley maybe an afterthought as Atlanta looks to remain in the cluster**** that is the NFC wildcard picture. That said, with their rush defence looking like a sieve, they're going to need to put up 30-something just to counteract Ingram and Kamara, chuck in Brees and his weapons including Michael Thomas, Tre'quan Smith and Dez Bryant Brandon Marshall maybe, and it is surely a home win

Looking forward to some Chase Daniel and Colt McCoy action

here for the turducken

Colt McCoy is the most American name possible.

Patricia looks like he sleeps about 3 hours a night, dude is going to drop dead.

Nice shoes, conductor dude.

Colt McCoy Jr. III

This is brutal

Almost wanting to get called to the kitchen to peel potatoes

In for some kind of 2-0 detroit win

took a break from eating all the food to say this is an excellent punting competition we have here

happy thanksgiving dudes

i aint watching. pls someone tell me what is going on in the style of olde timey radio

Is this a boring game? Or the defense we wanted after that horrible performance on Monday night?

Got Detroit +4.5.

Also need Golladay and Prater vs Chase Daniel

Such wisdom

Christ this sucks

Zzzzzzzzzz

freedom rules:
no kicking
no flags


for america

SOMEONE SCORED

Over Jim Bob Cooter?

Contract nfl to

Saints
Chiefs
Rams
Pats

Those teams would look completely different if you only had 4 teams in the league. Probably less than 20% of the players on those teams would be in the league.

Hot take: Game is 10x as good as Monday

Trubisky grew a beard pretty fast didn't he?

Le'veon's a nice guy, but this was funny: