fyp

Love how 1st half Broncos fan butthurt transitioned to 49er fan butthurt in the second

I went and got Burger King for lunch today in honour of MURICA and what did I get in return? A horrible game and a cesspool of awful SB commercials.

**** you MURICA

new avatar for Chim17,

KAM should win MVP

...but if they give it to Wilson I ain't even mad.

ravens 49ers headed in same direction before the rigtarding was engaged

1993 Dallas 52 Buffalo 17

3 years in a row the Niners lose to the eventual SB champs... I'm not sure I enjoy having that distinction.

reminds me more of The Searchers

Seahawks D = john wayne
broncos = the indians

this movie looks horrific

You're doing him a favor. He just feels very privileged to see such a well coached game out of Carrol.

yawn

sea such meh champs

I would guess Smith for the game-breaking pick-six and then another fumble recovery, but who knows.

So here's what I have.

Anthem: 2:02 (under 2:24)
Halftime: 33:14 (over 33:00)
Game Time: 3:22:52 (under 3:41:00)
Coin toss: Tails

1st qtr: 8 (over 6.5)
2nd qtr: 14 (over 10.5)
3rd qtr: 22 (over 10.5)
4th qtr: 7 (under 13.5)
Total: 51 (over 47.5)

FG: 2 (under 5.5)
INT: 2 (under 2.5)
Fumbles lost: 2 (over 1.5)
Sacks: 1 (under 2.5)
Penalties: 15 (over 10.5)
M. Lynch yards: 39 (under 99.5)

R. Wilson: 2 TD (over 1.5)
D. Baldwin 1 TD (over 0.5)
P. Harvin: 1 TD (over 0.5)
Z. Miller: 0 TD (under 0.5)
M. Lynch: 1 TD (under 1.5)

P. Manning: 1 TD (under 2.5)
D. Thomas: 1 TD (over 0.5)
J. Thomas: 0 TD (under 1.5)
K. Moreno: 0 TD (under 1.5)
E. Decker: 0 TD (under 0.5)

TD: SEA
FG: SEA
Turnover: DEN (on the Peyton INT, Safety is not a turnover)
Timeout: SEA (charged when lost first challenge)
Penalty: DEN (illegal motion declined on first safety)
Last to score: SEA
Challenge: SEA
Winner: SEA

Overtime: No
Safety: Yes
2pt attempt: Yes
Defensive TD: Yes
Roughing the Passer: No
Failed challenge: Yes

Missed FG: No
50+ yd FG attempt: No
Points in final 2 min: No
Fake Punt for 1st down: No
Punt/Kick Return for TD: Yes
Snow during game: No

"Omaha" leads to TD: N/A (can't hear)
D. Thomas 8+ catches: Yes
Sherman interception: No
Montee Ball reception: Yes
Erin Andrews with Sherman:

Jersey Number: Even (24, M. Lynch)
Combined Total: Odd (51)
First song 'Treasure': No
RHCP Shirtless: Yes
Bruno Mars wearing Fedora: No

Spread: SEA +2.0
Gatorade: Orange (lol @ multiple gatorade baths)
MVP: (pending)
Final Score: Seattle 43 - Denver 8

How goes the postgame smug contemptuousness?

Superbowl or not, I still say the Seahawks will regret not giving Matt Flynn a fair shake.

at&t dude is awesome.

HEY PEYTON,

YOU AINT NO DELTA AIRLINES

YOU JUST A QB WHO GOT HIS **** TOOK

Malcolm smith MVP thank God please k thx

Give it to Richard Sherman to Rustle Jimmies.

lol

wow goodell sure is bad at talking

also when the hell has paul allen won a super bowl before this year?

Giving the trophy to the owner first is such an awful, awful NFL tradition.

haha what

best team all year is meh champ?

Meh, they got beat by Kyle Williams/ reffing. Still the ldo best team in football, the last three years.

Just kind of sucks the last two winners are flat out disgraces to the game. It is what it is, In a game/sport that can be highly variable. If the right team won every time, there would be no PARODY.