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Originally Posted by THAY3R
I was the Center in peewee football, AMA
I was the starting halfback in our exclusively I-formation offense. The smallest and the fastest player on the team. My mom was horrified by the way I ran, seeking to truck everyone despite my tiny stature, and refused to sign the permission form after that one season. The coaches even tried me at fullback for a game, because, as the head coach put it, I was the only back who wasn't a pussy. That was the first time I'd heard that word. For several years after that, I would continue to assume it was just an alternate form of "wussy" without also being a body part.
We lost every game.