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08-27-2018 , 10:11 PM

#233801

Noze

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A prenup for your parents' stuffed animal heads? Seems aggressive.

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08-27-2018 , 10:48 PM

#233802

Carpal \'Tunnel

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You think I'm going to let treasure like that potentially slip away? You're insane.

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08-28-2018 , 12:02 AM

#233803

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,898

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Originally Posted by kidcolin

Wiper let's be real here you're on borrowed time.

feels like it sometime, probably need to get out of my house a little more often...

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08-28-2018 , 11:18 AM

#233804

Perhaps Shimmy

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08-28-2018 , 11:42 AM

#233805

El Rata

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cliffs

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08-28-2018 , 11:56 AM

#233806

shaft88

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its worth it

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08-28-2018 , 12:00 PM

#233807

Perhaps Shimmy

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Entitled bride demands $1500 from all of her guests so she can have a destination wedding. When she doesn't get the $60k total she needs, she loses her mind, cancels the wedding, breaks up with fiance, posts insane rant on FB, burns every bridge, leaves to travel the world

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08-28-2018 , 12:00 PM

#233808

72off

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ya that's solid, but another one of those that feels pretty unlikely to be real

but who knows, it's a wild world out there

edit: oh wait, it was on FB, hmm

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08-28-2018 , 12:08 PM

#233809

cannabusto

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,876

She's obviously a massive loser, but you gotta pony up. Once and a lifetime party we're talking about here.

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08-28-2018 , 12:25 PM

#233810

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,239

Her ex is going to get ALL the dicks drawn on his face.

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08-28-2018 , 01:15 PM

#233811

ChrisV

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That's been posted in a few threads now and "unlikely to be real" has been the take from a number of people, which I think is weird. I think it's even more unlikely that someone would devote their time to faking that giant essay for no reason, and it's written in a consistent voice and with a few weird tics ("once and a lifetime party", as noted). That stuff is harder to fake than it looks. Even in the first sentence, anyone with enough intelligence to try to fake this automatically writes "It is with great sadness", not "It comes with great sadness", which is the voice of a dumbass trying to emulate a formal tone.

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08-28-2018 , 01:27 PM

#233812

Perhaps Shimmy

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I'm gonna say it's 100% real based on this person naming her son "declyn"

You can't write that.

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08-28-2018 , 02:15 PM

#233813

dkgojackets

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

most stories on facebook are r/thathappened material but not sure why this one isnt believable. plus people who know about the wedding and her absurdity can see it

also knew right away anyone naming a kid declan would be like this

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08-28-2018 , 03:39 PM

#233814

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,763

More appalling than Declan is that phone charge

[x]HS sweethearts
[x]Married at 18
[x]Kid at 20
[x]declan
[x]****s
[x]Kardashian for a day

Damn, you can fill up an entire White Trash bingo card here.

Last edited by RT; 08-28-2018 at 03:44 PM.

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08-28-2018 , 04:47 PM

#233815

dth123451

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Man, people are ****ing insane. $250 gofundme was a nice touch.

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08-28-2018 , 04:59 PM

#233816

dkgojackets

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who that poor has friends that can ship out 1500 for a wedding

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08-28-2018 , 05:04 PM

#233817

BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by 72off

ya that's solid, but another one of those that feels pretty unlikely to be real

but who knows, it's a wild world out there

edit: oh wait, it was on FB, hmm

unlikely to be real but still funny

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08-28-2018 , 05:09 PM

#233818

VincentVega

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

who that poor has friends that can ship out 1500 for a wedding

I guess she used the deposits to travel the world?

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08-28-2018 , 05:12 PM

#233819

tarheeljks

The Dark Knight

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 37,654

don't get why y'all think it's unlikely to be real. the word bomb fb posts are more likely than not to have been fabricated?

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08-28-2018 , 05:49 PM

#233820

Perhaps Shimmy

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It's her fault anyway. She could have EASILY had the wedding

-Sell the engagement ring "worth nearly 5k"
-Go to psychic, ask for lucky numbers
-Take fiance up on his offer to go to vegas
-Post airplane pictures of your Crocs, ankle monitor, and sweatpants that say "juicy" on the ass in the fack
-Go to a roulette table in the bellagio pit
-Put every last cent on whatever numbers the psychic gave
-Rub Declyn's mullet for extra luck
-???
-Dream Aruba wedding

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08-28-2018 , 07:12 PM

#233821

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

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Shimmy

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08-31-2018 , 12:41 PM

#233822

SteveSax

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1-2 spots open in the FACK C league fantasy football. Buyin is $120. Will be the softest league you ever play in.

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08-31-2018 , 08:26 PM

#233823

Holliday

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I'm just hoping I don't open facebook and find that's actually some relative of mine. Sure I believe it; there is no limit to how crazy chics will get about their wedding. A $60k destination wedding for community college trash? Sure, it's only $1,500 which is nothing when it's other people's money. Makes a lot more sense than mom leaving a little kid for a couple of months to go backpacking and getrapeding in South America.