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11-27-2015 , 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by PocketChads
I mean obviously the human instinct is just to say no. I thought he lacked empathy until I talked with him. Are there classes on these patient discussions? I'm kinda thinking now that robotic oracle is the best way to go.
No classes, just the complete House on DVD.
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11-27-2015 , 11:23 PM
Oh and there are classes that teach how to talk to patients, and there's even a nationwide standardized licensing exam that tests your ability to talk to patients. It's not taken very seriously however.
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11-27-2015 , 11:35 PM
The savage will take the world tho
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11-28-2015 , 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by shane88888
One of life's great reliefs is watching the flush complete when at a relative's house.
I once took a **** at my girlfriend's family's house, which is pretty unremarkable on its own. But I flushed, the flush didn't complete, so my natural reaction was to get pissed off and flush flush flush until it worked. That's how I ended up getting **** water all over my girlfriend's family's bathroom floor and learning a valuable lesson about plungers.
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11-28-2015 , 12:23 AM
I dunno if that's better or worse than Greear's tiolet experience
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11-28-2015 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by El Rata
taking a **** anywhere but your own home is a savage move
I was anticipating a log flume and went upstairs guest bathroom on the far side of the house. A gentleman savage travels the longest journey to do his doodie.

Then the evening's entertainment commenced, which was a ten year old lab unrelentingly mounting and face****ing a two year old, 130 lb Swiss Mountain dog.
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11-28-2015 , 12:28 AM
I've never personally been in Sandos spot but think about it often. I've come to the conclusion that the optimal line if there is no plunger is simply to roll up your sleeve and shove your arm down the tiolet and unclog it. take one for the team. Especially if on first or second date or early in the relationship. Just wash your arm
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11-28-2015 , 12:37 AM
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I've come to the conclusion that the optimal line if there is no plunger is simply to roll up your sleeve and shove your arm down the tiolet and unclog it.
Been there, though I used a plastic bag taken from the bottom of a trash can. Bad times.

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Originally Posted by El Rata
taking a **** anywhere but your own home is a savage move
It's called a road win for a reason. Be proud of your off-site deuces.
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11-28-2015 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Eltbus
I've never personally been in Sandos spot but think about it often. I've come to the conclusion that the optimal line if there is no plunger is simply to roll up your sleeve and shove your arm down the tiolet and unclog it. take one for the team. Especially if on first or second date or early in the relationship. Just wash your arm
Lolno. Be single is a much better play than ****hands. Incredible that you think that's the move
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11-28-2015 , 12:48 AM
I cannot be caged.
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11-28-2015 , 01:00 AM
Less than 12 hours in I got Montevideo >>>>>>Buenos Aires
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11-28-2015 , 01:03 AM
Clark
Would you ever declog a ****ter w your hand?
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11-28-2015 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by johall111
Clark
Would you ever declog a ****ter w your hand?
seems like what they do when you're delivering a baby
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11-28-2015 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
Less than 12 hours in I got Montevideo >>>>>>Buenos Aires
But what about relative to Rio de ****in de Janeiro?
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11-28-2015 , 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
seems like what they do when you're delivering a baby
Breached BM is my rap name

Last edited by DodgerIrish; 11-28-2015 at 01:38 AM. Reason: know your audience DI, we've talked about this
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11-28-2015 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
seems like what they do when you're delivering a baby
I'm solid anti-baby tho
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11-28-2015 , 01:46 AM
Picking up my aunt's son at the airport so he can drive her home. If this elevator says PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEP UPON EXITING one more time...
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11-28-2015 , 02:22 AM
I've held back cus I can't say anything that isn't stupid. Love Chad hope things are as well as possible and wish there was something to help
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11-28-2015 , 08:33 AM
Re: ****ter. Only if absolutely necessary
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11-28-2015 , 08:34 AM
Way too soon to even think about lofty status like Rio. It's got top 10 city equity though.
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11-28-2015 , 08:41 AM
What if you for some reason used the dolphin skinned German girl's tiolet Clark?
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11-28-2015 , 08:54 AM
Don't people only take ****s when absolutely necessary? I mean, you guys aren't forcing out your turds, right? Because that's bad and can cause straining.
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11-28-2015 , 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by AngerPush
Don't people only take ****s when absolutely necessary? I mean, you guys aren't forcing out your turds, right? Because that's bad and can cause straining.
2-4 per day. Feel bad for those of you that have to give birth to an elephant leg once every two days because of your womanly hangups about the manly art of taking a ****.
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11-28-2015 , 10:11 AM
Rofl 4 ****s a day. What are you 38 and taking metamucil?
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11-28-2015 , 10:21 AM
There's a myth/legend about an Estonian actor who was travelling in somewhere like Turkey. As it often happens in those countries with their spicy food, the dude ended up having to take a massive dump. He used his hotel room to relieve himself but unfortunately the flushing system struggled to do anything to this piece of art. He quickly concluded that he has to man up and get help. So he walks down to reception but as he didn't speak a lick of English, he ended up having to grab the employee by the arm and go up to his room. So once they go into the bathroom, he points at his **** and presses the flush button. The dump flushed down with the first try so he just patted the receptionist on the shoulder and led him out of the room. The worker must have thought that he was really excited about the **** he took and wanted to show someone.
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