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Riverman has the opportunity to gain so many forum points here.

riverman, thought you lived in LA? You actually live in OHIO? i understand your anger

Riverman is asleep.

The fact that Riverman has been phone posting all day makes it even better.

I feel Riverman thinks Wiper is going to invite him to a BBQ followed by a buzzed afternoon of target practice.

also a non-zero possibility that wiper has drunkenly chopped his foot off and that's why no picture has appeared

RIP Wiper

BB sorta meh. Setup episode and all, but meh.

i am most definitely awake and still draaanking.

i called the # he pm'd me. no answer, voicemail, left a message.

then i texted him "hi".

no response.

so like listen. the wifer pics have BEEN uploaded. my phone sometimes doesn't get good reception in my basement (where i'm choosing to kick it tonight, the loudest speakers are down there) but...but.......my phone has been sitting on the speaker upstairs to charge for at least an hour.

riverman.....has let the FACK down.

this was supposed to be the pic that i was gonna post in a spoiler when he got back to me just to **** with the FACK, bc i'm drunk and it was gonna be fun to **** with it:



the riverman pic is basically the exact same pic...only with no clothes.

RIP RIVERMAN.

Riverman WOAT

ban riverman

just for the record, i'm still in for sure.

the pic is ready. he only needs to call me and say "wiper FFS POST IT' and....i'll post it.

i promise that i have the exact same picture as the one in the spoiler only naked. i do. and riverman....****ing riverman. come on dude. i just wanna get a 2-minute 'omg are you as happy as i am about sunday nfl gameday threads as i am??!?' typa convo.

that said.

riverman...****ing riverman.

smh

...and i ****ing wanna do it too. like i'm drunk enough and just....oh **** it. riverman.

.......riverman.

****ing Riverman.

Wiper

Post the pic

so riverman pmed his number and now won't respond?

dude i'm seriously sitting here like, 'why the **** wouldn't this cat just call me if he already gave me his phone number unless it wasn't his phone number?".

so like, i dunno.

rules are rules.

like...you remember how marlo goes 'my name is my NAME'?? the rules are the RULES. sorry for you guys that riverman was the person that had to come through, but riverman had to come through.

hopefully you feel me.

correct.

i called the # he pm'd and left a voicemail. then several minutes later (i dunno, maybe 10) i texted him a 'sup' type text.

riverman is anti-FACK.

correct. wiper is part of a union

hahaha, though posting all that makes even ME feel like riverman might feel like i'm stalking him. i'm totally not, just seemed fun to put him on the spot like...well i dunno.

geez

This is a sad day for the FACK

Wiper, I gotta be honest. By dealing with Riverman, you had to know he'd **** it up somehow. I don't think you truly wanted to post this picture.