Fyp.

I don't really complain about everything so much as I just see the negative in everything. The overwhelming majority of the times I do try to watch a network primetime show it basically burns my ears for being thought antimatter. If anything, I'll say early in a terrible show, "This sucks I'm going to find something else to watch or do. Something that doesn't suck." Plus I usually avoid violent shows altogether, so 'unwatchable' gets a bit of a dual-meaning in my head.

I mean, it's not like a prison sentence that I'm making worse with my bad attitude or a rape that I've just got to close my eyes and let the time pass--I can actually just walk away, lol.

Also, not entirely comfortable admitting to this publicly, but...I do enjoy Ke$ha songs. Pretty consistently, in fact.

Dkgo,

Who is your favorite bro so far on the bachelorette?

What thread are the nutshot lawnmaker lessons occuring in? Sounds fun.

dont watch bachelorette but Ive heard most of the guys are losers.

probably because any decent guy knows not to go on it by now

though that poast gave me the idea that dkbrojackets would be a great gimmick account

Wow that is terrible. He doesn't even have an argument against them other than "they are for babies" and "adults use toilet paper."

What a ****ing dumbass.

"Butt wipes are what you use when you don't know how to poop."

Ahhh yes. Never mind the fact that they are softer and feel better and help a ton if you happen to have a roid down there.

not sure any article that isnt an old person writing about baseball could be the woat

That guy is the eckstein of ass wiping, so much grit and determination.

lolpog, of course. Scheduling thread.

Slightly disappointed by lack of oprahUmad?.gif but otherwise a+.

Gawker gonna Gawker

That article really is offensively bad. Tonally, it's like the toiletpaperblog version of the Ford commercial Where. The Letters. Appear Onscreen.

Unfamiliar with that writer, but is it not possible that article is a level?

Got the runs? WIPE HARDER UNTIL YOU SEE RED

I love how over the top misogynist those Ford commercials are, and how many guys there I'm sure fall for them.

"But you're not gonna be pulling your truck keys OUTTA YOUR PURSE"

"But unless all you're hauling is MILK FROM THE GROCERY STORE"

"But unless you bleed outta your lady parts once a month"

You need a Ford F-150.

He literally had no argument against using wipes. Not one.

At least he could have said "they cost more" or "they are worse for the environment" (I have no idea if this is true. But no. Just "lol babies use these. You aren't a baby are you? OH MAYBE YOU ARE HAHAHA"

Wipes are GOAT, writer should be fired.

More fun to just buy some letter F and join the chauvinists imo

Speaking of baby wipes. Just yesterday my 9 month old boy was being way too quiet so I checked him and he was sitting on the floor with the baby wipe box in his lap and he'd pulled 25 wipes from the box and they were all piled up on his legs. Was pretty awesome.

Unless you're using your toilet paper to DELIVER PIZZAS

speaking of, why did they stop making the ford ranger? how does that make business sense?

Don't think I've seen whatever Ford commercial you guys are talking about.

Iversonian with a good point, the Ford Ranger filled the small-size pickup niche for like a decade or something and always looked good doing it. Never thought of that, what happened?

lol ya, it gets less awesome when they start being able to reach more places and routinely dump out boxes off wipes/tissues that you are used to them not finding.

My daughter uses them to clean her dolls (ocd baby) now which works since she gets more mileage out of each wipe she wastes.

/DADtalk

thought this was a dids post

Before today I had never heard of the concept of adults using wetnaps to wipe. Still don't know if I'm on board with the idea. Charmin Ultra Soft does the job plenty well for me.