Down with fondant

you're welcome
Fondant? More like Fondon't.

lol ok yes nothing but 180 IPAs for 125 people of all age ranges. The 4 "imports" include at least 2 types of Abita (wedding in Louisiana) and others.

Weddings are fun times. I got 4 this summer. Will be attending 3 for sure.

That's a little better, but Coors Light and Budweiser need to go. Substitute with a summery wheat beer and Heineken or something.

lol unfortunately coors light is the beer of choice for the groom and best man, and is > than heineken anyway. Anyway, Budweiser > Bud Light, and all the domestic beers are spread by the hotel automatically so I'm not going to argue with that.

If I had the choice I would have labatt instead of the Buds, and Bells two hearted and oberon as the imports, but sadly they do not distribute here.

I just a officiated a wedding over the weekend, never done that before, good times. It was sneaky stressful, ~200 people in California wine country, but they're a chill couple and in the end it was just fun.

One of the last things I said was "...so by the power vested in me byyyy some online place that seemed mostly legitimate..." Lol, whole thing was like that.

Summer Shandy is a crowd pleaser.

No I took that into account. That's what's so incredible. Basically setting the line at 3.5 means probably the first person who knows who that is replies with "ghastly". He's in a Mike's Hard Lemonade commercial right now - and they mention him by name.

Nah, weddings have a large sampling of the population. A lot of people just like this type of piss beer. The goal of your reception isn't to prove how awesome your taste in beer is, it's more to ensure your guests enjoy attending. Some guys would legit be pissed if every beer was some snobby type. It's sort of an acquired taste and they just won't like it. Even something as safe as a Belgian white.


I enjoy most of Leinenkugel's varietals.

Never in my life will I buy any more Sam Adams beer. Got tricked way too many times by their cool packaging and fresh-sounding varietals. Don't think I liked any of them. Does anyone like Sam Adams? I finally decided they lost the privilege of having me buy any of their products on a whim.

yes, i want to drink 20 coors lights at a wedding reception, not 4 120 minute IPAs

There's a middle ground, kkc. 12 of something.

Cherry wheat's not too shabby, ARC.

Best post you've ever made.

In my scenario both would be offered. Not everyone drinks IPAs bro. Don't know why this is hard to understand. Nobody is going to judge you negatively if you offer Bud Light at your wedding (in addition to good beers). It's OK.

EDIT: I forgot you love Coors Light. Thought you were being sarcastic. lol.

I got the wedding for the guy that ditched his own bachelor party coming up next month. Got the invitation in the mail 2 days ago with instructions to respond by June 1st, the wedding is in Virginia where only her immediate family lives.

Pretty sure they sent the wedding party stuff out last since they already know we're coming, but it's so lol.

agree with ARC

Sam Adams kind of sucks unfortunately cuz that guy seems like a cool guy

I can't sleep, this is annoying.

OH HEY LET'S HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AT 9 PM WHEN YOU DRINK COFFEE LIKE TWICE A MONTH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA

Coffee after 4pm is a bad move, if you're on a normal sleep cycle

9 pm is just asking for it.

yea u deserve what u get


may as well snort an adderall

coffee is for closers.

edit: what in the **** is going on in that piture??

I drink coffee whenever. I also routinely am awake late at night... Like now.

I can't figure that picture out either.

I lold, BB ftw.

I would think in a Louisianna wedding you will need a dark rum. Also, vodka will typically go 4x - 20x as much as gin, unless there are a couple of notorious "gin drinkers" you are worried about (in which case you should get a couple giant bottles of Seagrim's).

The beer is standard. If you cut one of those out, some people would seriously be upset, some others would start making fun of them for it, and pretty soon you'd have a wedding brawl/stabbing on your hands. That's no way to start a marriage and, ironically, nobody drinks an IPA after clearing a wedding fight.

ARC; Samuel Adams Chocolate Cream Stout is a thing of beauty.