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05-19-2013 , 09:22 PM
Avg flight attendant age for me has been 47.
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05-19-2013 , 09:27 PM
Had two hot flight attendants from Sydney to Auckland years ago. The plane was like 30% full and many drinks were to be had. Best flight of my life.
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05-19-2013 , 09:29 PM
i mean

flight attendants make like 22k

so if a legit hot woman is a flight attendant she is probably really stupid
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05-19-2013 , 09:29 PM
congrats AJ.
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05-19-2013 , 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
so if a legit hot woman is a flight attendant she is probably really stupid
I'm pretty sure we all kind of know this, but come on man, why do you have to toss your dour at a fun discussion of hot women?
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05-19-2013 , 09:40 PM
Riverman is an older more mature version of Sys.tolic.
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05-19-2013 , 09:48 PM
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05-19-2013 , 10:15 PM
Been a rough day in tornado alley. (prob all media hype, i know)
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05-19-2013 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
i mean

flight attendants make like 22k

so if a legit hot woman is a flight attendant she is probably really stupid
flight attendants don't require much education or training, AND they get to travel a lot / discounts, so I actually think some hot women do go for that.

In fact, I have a friend who has a sister who is a flight attendant, and she is hot. However, IME, most are very unattractive.
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05-19-2013 , 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
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ski-u-mah, bro. And congrats.
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05-19-2013 , 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
flight attendants don't require much education or training, AND they get to travel a lot / discounts, so I actually think some hot women do go for that.

In fact, I have a friend who has a sister who is a flight attendant, and she is hot. However, IME, most are very unattractive.
Some women look at it as a great opportunity for supplemental income in retirement or when their spouse reaches retirement. It may require odd hours, but you work much less than 40 hrs/wk, 48 wks/yr. They're not constrained by kids anymore. You get discounts on travel, so it's a great opportunity to see the grandkids and see the world.
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05-19-2013 , 11:35 PM
You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a ****in' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess ****in' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"
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05-19-2013 , 11:42 PM
Tell us more about the time you sat in front of Andrew Dice Clay on an airplane.
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05-19-2013 , 11:44 PM
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Tell us more about the time you sat in front of Andrew Dice Clay on an airplane.
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05-19-2013 , 11:48 PM
ADC is the woat comedian. excellent in entourage however.
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05-19-2013 , 11:53 PM
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ADC is the woat comedian. excellent in entourage however.
lol, good one
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05-20-2013 , 12:07 AM
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ADC is the woat comedian. excellent in entourage however.
Always reminds me of the John Racener hilarious cameo.

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05-20-2013 , 12:48 AM
If you're in a bar taking over a jukebox in a bar spending 49 bucks on it and you close with anything but suspicious minds by Elvis presley you are a sucker of the highest order
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05-20-2013 , 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
Always reminds me of the John Racener hilarious cameo.

solid acting in the reaction to the phone ringing
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05-20-2013 , 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by PocketChads
If you're in a bar taking over a jukebox in a bar spending 49 bucks on it and you close with anything but suspicious minds by Elvis presley you are a sucker of the highest order
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05-20-2013 , 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Omar Comin
Avg flight attendant age for me has been 47.
The ones from the 1960's and 70's just haven't retired yet.

Some of the ones I've seen use the beverage cart as a walker.
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05-20-2013 , 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
Was it a pastel-colored polo?
Neon is the new pastel bro
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05-20-2013 , 09:19 AM
i have a polo tshirt in every color they sell them in

frat on sirs

Last edited by dkgojackets; 05-20-2013 at 09:21 AM. Reason: actually it looks like they added some more so i dont now
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05-20-2013 , 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
flight attendants don't require much education or training, AND they get to travel a lot / discounts, so I actually think some hot women do go for that.

In fact, I have a friend who has a sister who is a flight attendant, and she is hot. However, IME, most are very unattractive.
Yup. The line of saying it pays poorly therefore what hot girl would do it is pretty weak analysis. We met these girls on a cruise that were hot late 20s flight attendants. They didn't make much and had a tiny place in Chicago. However, they go on like five huge vacations a year and have seen more of the world than anyone I've ever met. Their travel discounts are very significant. There are definite upsides to the job.
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05-20-2013 , 09:22 AM
Need to go shopping for new non-golf polos soon. Store recommendations? I had a few that were like 3-4 years old that got worn out so I need new ones.
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